诊疗中（2023）

Shrinking S01E04

Part 3 Feb. 13, 2023, 1:42 p.m.

Any butt involved.
嗨抱歉我找保罗罗阿德斯
Hi. Sorry. I'm looking for Paul Rhoades.
在拐角处有间等候室
So there's a waiting room just around the corner.
只要按铃他就会知道你来了
If you flick a switch, it'll let him know you're here.
我不是病人他是我爸我是梅格
I'm not a patient. He's my dad. I'm Meg.
天啊
Holy shit!
你是康涅狄格的梅格
You're Connecticut Meg.
嗨天啊我是吉米
Hi. Wow. I'm Jimmy.
帕萨迪纳的吉米
Pasadena Jimmy.
好的当然没错
Okay. Sure. Yeah.
很高兴终于见到你了 -彼此彼此
It's so good to finally meet you. -You too.
我的天啊久仰你大名也不算但我想了解你
Oh, my God. I've heard a ton about you. Not really, but I would've liked to.
保罗在隔壁的办公室
Paul's the office next door.
谢谢 -好的
Thank you. -Yeah.
你桌上为何会有马铃薯
Why do you have potatoes on your table?
是这样的梅格你♥爸♥用它们来扔我
Well, Meg, your dad threw 'em at me.
这么说你们关系很好 -不好说
So you guys are close? -Hard to say.
好的我明白 -是的
Yeah, I understand. -Oh, yeah.
其中一个被咬了一口
There's a bite out of one of them.
他惹恼了我
He made me real mad,
所以我以消极攻击方式把它当成苹果生吃了
and so I ate one passive aggressively raw, like an apple.
保罗看看我见到谁了
Paul! Look who I found.
嗨爸 -梅格
Hi, Dad. -Meg.
保罗你有个很棒的女儿
Got a great daughter here, Paul.
你能这么想我真是太欣慰了
I'm so relieved you think so.
该死的家伙
Fucking guy.
我只是想说任何一方都不应该离开餐桌
I'm just saying, nobody should be allowed to leave the table
直到大家都吃饱了你懂吗 -赞同
unless everybody's eaten. You know? -Agreed.
三道菜的全餐吃吃吃
Full three-course meal. Snack, snack, snack.
你们在聊些什么 -女性高♥潮♥
What are you guys talking about? -The female orgasm.
那些都是假的
Well, those aren't real.
幸好你笑了是的
Thank God you laughed at that. Yeah.
你们为何会聊到这话题
How did you stumble into that topic?
我觉得也许他其实能和你聊这事
I think maybe, actually, he could handle this.
也许你该给他一个当酷爸的机会
And maybe you should give him a chance to be cool dad.
我今天过得糟透了
I have had such a crappy day.
你们不知道现在能当个酷爸对我来说有多重要
You have no idea how badly I need to be cool dad right now.
我行的我会做得非常好说吧
I can do it. I'm gonna fucking nail it. Let's go.
好吧
Okay.
好的我刚在跟加比说
Okay. I was just telling Gaby about
康纳上大学前我们上过床
how before Connor went to college, we sort of slept together.
你介意...不介意吗
And you're okay of it-- with it?
不介意
Yeah.
你当时采取防范措施了
Did you use protection?
当然
Of course.
那他有用套吗
And did he use protection?
有是的有
Yes. Yeah. Yes.
很感激你们俩告诉我这事
I appreciate you two telling me about that.
谢谢你酷爸
Thanks, Cool Dad.
我没做得非常好
I didn't nail it.
老实说...我很高兴你告诉了他
I'm honestly-- I'm just glad you told him.
真的吗为什么
Really? Why?
因为如果你不说就得由我来说
'Cause it was either you or me.
嗨吉米
Hey, Jimmy.
天啊你无处不在
Christ, you're everywhere.
要是这样就好了
If only.
你没事吧
Are you okay?
现在不行...莉兹
Not now. Not now, Liz.
能看出你很不开心
Well, I can see you're upset.
怎么啦
Hello?
你怎么啦 -你憋不住了是吧
Hello over there? -You can't help yourself, can you?
你得管别人的闲事
You gotta butt in.
好吧好的这样吧莉兹
Okay. All right. Let's do this, Liz.
你知道自己总是在批评我的教育方式对吧
You know how you're always criticizing me about my parenting?
是的 -是的没错好的
Uh-huh. -Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay.
猜猜我刚发现了什么
Guess what I just found out?
艾丽丝和某人上♥床♥了
Somebody had sex with Alice.
我不能告诉你是谁因为我不想背叛她对我的信任
I can't tell you who because I don't want to betray her trust,
但我会让你猜
but I'll let you guess.
是康纳
It was Connor.
天啊
Oh, boy.
“天啊” 你就只会说这个 “天啊”
"Oh, boy." Is that all you got? "Oh, boy."
我不知道这说得通啊
I don't know. It makes sense.
他们经常在一起
They spent so much time together.
我是说... -莉兹我的头很疼
I mean-- -My head fucking hurts, Liz.
而最近我每次头疼都是因为你
And lately, every time it hurts, it's because of you.
除了我自己把头撞上药柜的那一次那次是我的错
Except for once, I hit my head on the medicine cabinet. That was me.
除此之外都是你造成的谢谢
The rest, you. Thank you.
谢谢你一直让我年幼的女儿待在你家
Thank you for having my little daughter over there all the time.
我很感激她还不懂事你儿子占了她便宜
I appreciate it. She was vulnerable. Your son took advantage of her!
这不公平康纳绝不是... -你知道吗我还没说完
That is not fair. Connor is so not the-- -You know what? I'm not done yet.
今天工作上也很糟糕
Work was a shit show today too.
我的一个病人在躲着我
I got one patient avoiding me.
一个不肯对我敞开心扉而另一个想跟我亲热
I got one who won't open up to me. I got one who made out with me.
莉兹我知道你不是心理卫生专家
I know you're not a mental health specialist, Liz,
但这并不好
but that's not good.
通常我可以向保罗咨♥询♥这方面的事
Normally, I would figure this out with Paul.
但拜你所赐他现在除了马铃薯什么都不愿跟我谈
But because of you, he's only talking to me about potatoes!
对于那件事你已原谅我
You forgave me for that!
你不被原谅
You're unforgiven.
莉兹别多管闲事
Stay on your side of the fence, Liz.
这样吧从现在起我禁止你踏进我家
You know what? From now on, you're banned from my house.
禁止 -你被禁止了
Banned? -You're banned!
你被禁止并且不被原谅
You are banned and unforgiven.
我现在得进去了因为我情绪沸腾
I have to go inside now because I'm marching and pounding.
我非常非常生气
And I'm so, so mad!
吉米 -莉兹我非常生气
Jimmy. -I am so mad, Liz.
这里没有你要找的东西
Whatever you are looking for, it's not here.
莉兹莉兹的人生目标
Liz? Liz's purpose?
莉兹的人生目标你在这里吗莉兹的人生目标
Liz's purpose, are you here? Liz's purpose?
不在这里去找你自己的人生目标你自己的朋友
It's not here! Go find your own purpose, your own friends.
该死莉兹去找点事做吧
I mean, shit, Liz. Get a life!
太...好了
Oh, g-- Great.
你妈好吗是的 -她很好
So, how's your mom? Yeah. -She's good.
她和男友在欧洲逍遥快活
She's bouncing around with her guy in Europe.
我需要知道这一个的名字吗 -他们结婚六年了
Am I gonna have to learn this one's name? -They've been married for six years.
我就称他为“兄弟”吧
I'll just call him "buddy."
我给你带来了梅逊的近期照
I brought you a new photo of Mason.
天啊
Wow.
这孩子真俊俏 -是的他长得像他爸
He's a handsome kid. -Yeah. He looks like his dad.
不他长得像你
No. He looks like you.
我就是想你这么说 -漂亮
That's what I was fishing for. -Beautiful.
我收下了 -是的
Yeah. -I'll take it.
太久没见了
It's been too long.
不如我下个月抽出时间
How about if I find some time next month,
和你们住一段时间怎么样
then I could stay with you guys for a bit?
好的那将会...
Yeah, well, that would be...
太好了
that would be great.
但是梅逊有曲棍球训练营
But Mason's got lacrosse camp,
还有戴夫的妈和我们住一起直到她的脚痊愈
and Dave's mom is staying with us until her foot heals.
她的脚怎么啦 -天晓得
What's wrong with her foot? -Nobody knows.
嘿听着我真的很想多见见你们
Hey, look, I really would like to see more of you guys.
好的我们会有时间的
Okay. Well, we will find the time.
我的车就快到了
My car is almost here.
那么其他一切都好吗你还好吗
So, how is everything else? Are you feeling okay?
一切都好健康方面
Everything good healthwise?
一切都很好太好了
Everything's great. Just great.
很好你还在和那位美术史教授约会吗
Good. And are you still dating that art history professor?
没有 -不怎么啦
No. -Oh, no! What happened?
她听起来人不错 -她要我参与火人节
She sounded nice. -She wanted me to go to Burning Man.
她真大胆