假唱大比拼（2015）

# Oh! #
# Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good #
# Everybody says #
# It's just like Robin Hood #
# Well, it's plain to see #
# You were meant for me, yeah #
# I'm your boy #
# Your 20th century toy #
他优秀出众 他颇负盛名
He's killing the game and taking names.
掌声欢迎《假唱大作战》的核心
Give it up for your Lip Sync Battle master
主持人 埃勒酷
on the mic: LL Cool J!
让我看见你们的双手
Hands in the air!
让我听到你们的尖叫声
Let me hear you say, "Yeah!"
耶
Yeah!
尖叫声在哪里
Say, "Hell yeah!"
-耶 -让我听到你们的尖叫
- Hell yeah! - Now scream!
欢迎来到《假唱大作战》
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle!
这场演出是一场盛大的派对
Now this show is one big
明星们在这里彻底放下束缚
party where the stars let their hair down.
我没有 你们懂的
I don't, you know.
但是
But...
在我们开始之前
...before we get into that.
我要有请我们《假唱大作战》中独一无二的人物上台
I have to bring my LSB rah-de-da(ride or die) to the stage.
-哇 -她是解说评论员
- Woo! - She's the color commentator,
秀色可餐的
the scrumptious,
性感撩人的
the ever so voluptuous...
-哇 -克丽丝·泰根
- Woo! - ...Chrissy Teigen!
# Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go #
# All they do is stare and stare #
# All they do is stare and stare #
# All they do is stare and stare #
# And stare and stare #
我喜欢 我喜欢 我喜欢
I like that, I like that, I like that!
谢谢你真挚的介绍
Thank you for that kind intro.
是我的荣幸
It's my pleasure.
确实是我的荣幸 我是一个真挚的人
It really is my pleasure, I'm a kind person.
嗯
Um...
-克丽丝 -嗯
- Chrissy? - Yes.
今晚我们为观众准备了什么
What do we got for the people tonight?
他们将看到什么精彩的节目
What can they expect to see?
我们今晚将迎来两位男士
The two gentlemen we have tonight,
大家一直在谈论他们
they've been talking ish,
今晚他们来了 因为他们两个人
and it's on tonight. Because these two
非常风趣 非常搞笑
are so funny and so ridiculous,
我等不及想要看他们
I cannot wait to see how
今晚会变得多不可思议 今晚会很不可思议
weird it gets tonight. It's gonna get weird.
-好的 让我们开始吧 -我去了
- Well, let's get to it! - I'm out.
-我们开始吧 -来吧
- Let's get to it. - Here we go.
观众朋友们 准备好了吗
If you're ready for a lip sync battle,
尖叫声响起来
make some noise!
他在《非亲兄弟》的表演让观众捧腹大笑
He cracked you up in movies like Step Brothers,
还有《宿醉》
The Hangover,
和《二流警探》
and The Other Guys.
举起你们的双手
Put your hands together
掌声有请 罗伯·里格尔
for Rob... Riggle!
接下来出场的是一位非常滑稽的喜剧演员
And he's a hilarious, stand-up comedian.
他出演了美版《花样爷爷》
He stars in Better Late Than Never on NBC.
他主持了Spike电视台的《尴尬的有奖竞猜》
He hosts That Awkward Game Show, right here on Spike.
他就是 杰夫·戴伊
It's Jeff... Dye!
哇
Woo!
哇
Yes! Woo!
拉选票 拉选票
Getting those votes, getting those votes.
我已经搞砸了
I already blew it.
没有 一切都还很好 很棒
Nah, it's all good. No, it's great, it's great.
罗伯 你先上
Rob, you're up first.
杰夫 你先坐会儿
Jeff, have a seat for a minute.
-祝你好运 我的朋友 -喔 这么快 好运
- Good luck, my friend. - Oh, snap, good luck.
我们都是直接来
We get right into it.
-罗伯 -嗯
- So, Rob... - Yes.
你选了什么歌♥
What song did you choose?
我能告诉大家吗
Can I tell them?
你可以告诉大家 为什么不呢 当然可以
Ah, you... yeah, yeah, you can tell them. Why not? Sure.
N.W.A的《表现自己》
Express Yourself, N.W.A.
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
罗伯·里格尔
Rob Riggle!
哟 哥们 外面有很多兄弟们
Yo, man, there's a lot of brothers out there
在栽赃作恶
flaking and perpetrating,
但却不敢反抗现实
but scared to kick reality.
哥们儿 你只会撒谎
Man, you been doing all this dope producing,
你甚至没有机会让他们看看现在到底是什么时代
you ain't had a chance to show 'em what time it is.
所以你想让我怎么样
So what you want me to do?
# Express yourself! #
# I'm expressing with my full capabilities #
# And now I'm living in correctional facilities #
# 'Cause some don't agree with how I do this #
# I get straight and meditate like a Buddhist #
# I'm dropping flavor, my behavior is hereditary #
# But my technique is very necessary #
# Blame it on Ice Cube #
# Because he said it gets funky #
# When you got a subject and a predicate #
# Add it on a dope beat, and it'll make you think #
# Some suckers just tickle me pink to my stomach #
# 'Cause they don't flow like this one #
# You know what? I won't hesitate to diss one #
# Or two before I'm through #
# So don't try to sing this #
# Some drop science, while I'm dropping English #
# Even if Yella #
# Makes it a-capella #
# I still express, yo, I don't smoke weed or sess #
- Go! -# 'Cause it's known to give a brother brain damage #
# And brain damage on the mic don't manage nothing #
# But making a sucker and you equal #
# Don't be another sequel #
# Express yourself! #
# Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah #
# Express yourself! #
# Man, get over here, get over here #
# Express yourself! #
# Express yourself! #
喔
Oh!
喔 很绅士
Oh, so gentle.
哇哦
Whoa.
噢 现在你不再绅士了
Oh, and then you it.
我们能再看一遍你的白人女孩舞步吗
Can we see that white girl shuffle one more time?
哪一个 哪一个
Which one? Which one? The...
-哦 -火热的脚步吗
- Oh. - The hot foot?
喔 是的 姑娘
Oh, yes, girl!
喔 喔
Oh! Oh!
-太过了 -嘿 嘿
- Too much. - Hey, man,
这个不算数 都结束了还跳
that don't count! He can't dance afterwards.
这可不能算在投票内啊
That don't count toward the votes.
太性感了
Too much sex appeal.
罗伯 你可以直接去VIP区了
So, Rob, straight out of the stage to the VIP.
-好的 和平 -好的 和平
- Right here, pease. - All right. Peace!
-是的 -罗伯·里格尔 罗伯·里格尔
- Yes! - Rob Riggle! Rob Riggle, mofos!
杰夫 该你了
Jeff, it's your turn.
下来吧
Come on down.
这双鞋好炫
Look at these shoes.
-挺酷的吧 -是的 哥们
- That's kind of cool. Okay. - That's right, man.
杰夫
Jeff...
你选了什么歌♥
what song did you choose?
嗯 我要唱的是
Ah, I'm going to be singing...
别叫我迈克尔·乔丹的额蒙特尔·乔丹的《我们就是这样做的》
This Is How We Do It by Montell "Don't Call Me Michael" Jordan.
我喜欢这歌♥
I like it.
-我喜欢这歌♥ -耶
- I like it. I like it. - Yeah!
-女士们先生们 -耶
- Ladies and gentlemen... - Yes.
杰夫·戴伊
...Jeff Dye!
# This is how we do it #
# This is how we do it #
# La ra ra ra ra ra #
喔 喔 喔 喔 喔
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
# This is how we do it #
# It's Friday night #
# And I feel alright #
# The party is here on the West side #
# So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up #
# Designated driver take the keys to my truck #
# Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded #
# Honeys in the street say, "Monty, yo we made it!" #
# It feels so good in my hood tonight #
# The summertime skirts and the guys in Kani #
# All the gang bangers forgot about the drive-by #
# You gotta get your groove on #
# Before you go get paid #
# So tip up your cup and throw your hands up #
# And let me hear the party say #
# I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because #
# This is how we do it #
# South Central does it like nobody does #
# This is how we do it #
# To all my neighbors, you got much flavor #