假唱大比拼（2015）

Come in!
来看看有没有什么蛛丝马迹
Any clues anywhere?
我以为进来会看到你哼歌♥
I was hoping I was going to come in and find you humming
或者唱歌♥呢
or singing.
我说 也许都在她的脑子里
I was like, "Maybe it will be in her head."
我可不算什么新手了
I'm not that much of a rookie.
听着 这可不是奥斯卡 奥斯卡我会支持你
Listen, this is not the Oscars, I was rooting for you then,
但今天 我可不会支持你了
but I'm not... today I am not rooting for you.
请大家站好开场的位置
Could I get everyone in their opening positions, please?
我一直在要求上这个节目 自从我看到了
I've been asking to be on this show ever since I saw...
科蒙和约翰那集
Common and John.
我觉得这简直是我的理想
I was like, "This is... this is my ambition in life."
我很开心你能来参加
I'm so happy you're here.
准备好上台了吗
Ready to go up on stage?
是的 是的
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
来吧
Let's do it.
她都准备好了
She's all set to go!
露皮塔·尼永奥
Lupita Nyong'o!
大家准备好
Okay, guys, it's on.
是
Yes, yes.
《假唱大作战》
Lip Sync Battle!
太淘气了
Naughty, naughty.
嗯 你问我有没有什么特别的地方吗
Oh, what, do I have something special?
没错 我有
Yes, I do.
嗯
I mean...
她根本想不到
she has no idea.
# Hey, hey, hey, yeah #
# Ooo! What a man, what a man, what a man #
# What a mighty good man #
# Yes, he is #
# What a man, what a man, what a man #
# What a mighty good man #
# Yeah, I want to take a minute or two #
# And give much respect due #
# To the man that's made a difference in my world #
# And although most men are ho's, he flows on the down low #
# 'Cause I never heard about him with another girl #
# But I don't sweat it, because it's just pathetic #
# To let it get me involved in that he-said-she-said crowd #
# I know that ain't nobody perfect #
# I give props to those who deserve it #
# And believe me, y'all, he's worth it #
# So here's to the future 'cause we got through the past #
# I finally found somebody who can make me laugh #
# You so crazy #
# I think I want to have your baby #
# What a man, what a man, what a man #
# What a mighty good man #
# Gotta say it again now #
# What a man, what a man, what a man #
# What a mighty good man #
# He keeps me on Cloud Nine just like the Temps #
# He's not a fake wannabe tryin' to be a pimp #
# He dresses like a dapper don, but even in jeans #
# He's a God sent original, the man of my dreams #
# Yes, my man says he loves me #
# Never says he loves me not #
# Tryin' to rush me good and touch me in the right spot #
# See other guys that I've had #
# They tried to play all that mac shit #
# But every time they tried I said, "That's not it" #
# What a man, what a man, what a man #
# What a mighty good man #
# A mighty, mighty good man #
# What a man, what a man, what a man #
哇
Wow!
克丽丝 魔力迈克的舞者在这里
So, Chrissy, got the Magic Mike dancers in the building.
我们节目组的一员 曼维
One of our personal own, Manwe,
要和魔力迈克一起
is going off on tour
巡演去了
with Magic Mike Live.
祝贺 曼维
Congratulations, Manwe!
嗯 首先
Well, first...
巡演的时候
when out on tour,
-你一定要来拉斯维加斯 -喔
- you got to come to Vegas. - Oh!
你在开玩笑嘛 我
Are you kidding? I am...
随时都可以 宝贝
Every day, baby.
哇哦
Wow.
雷吉娜
Regina.
-嗯 -一场厉害的表演 你觉得她表现的怎么样
- Yeah. - What a performance. How do you think she did?
你懂的
You know...
我觉得半裸着表演
I think coming out in the half shirt and, ah...
还扭着屁♥股♥ 我想 这不公平
the grinding... I mean, I think that was... unfair.
电臀舞是针对我的 我猜
The twerk was on me, I guess.
太棒了 露皮塔
It was excellent, Lupita.
露皮塔 你可以去VIP区了 你很棒
I mean, Lupita, you head on over to the V.I.P., that was amazing.
谢谢
Thank you.
最为重要的第二回合结束了
Round two is the truth!
露皮塔和雷吉娜给我们带来了一流的表演
Lupita and Regina both gave us stellar performances.
下面我们要选出冠军了
The champ will be chosen next!
这里是《假唱大作战》
It's Lip Sync Battle!
# What a man, what a man, what a man #
# What a mighty good man #
欢迎回来 这里是《假唱大作战》
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle!
就是现在
Now it's time...
要为我们的冠军加冕了
to crown our Lip Sync Battle Champion.
克丽丝
Chrissy?
-是的 -你准备好了吗
- Yes! - Are you ready?
准备好了
I'm ready.
我们开始吧
Let's do it.
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen...
今晚的冠军
is the champ
是雷吉娜·赫尔吗
Regina Hall?
今晚的大作战的冠军
Or is the Lip Sync Battle champion...
是露皮塔·尼永奥吗
Lupita Nyong'o?
今晚假唱大作战的冠军是
And the Lip Sync Battle champion is...
露皮塔·尼永奥
Lupita Nyong'o.
太不可思议了
That was amazing.
这场比赛非常精彩
That was a good fight.
很强
It's hardcore.
你又淘气了
Yeah, you punk!
露皮塔 你感觉这次经历怎么样
Lupita... I mean, tell us about your experience here.
这一切和我幻想的一样 甚至更好
Oh, it's been everything I dreamed of and more.
谢谢你们让我释放出自己狂野的一面
Thank you for letting me let me wild side out.
雷吉娜 观众们爱你
Regina. The audience loved you.
他们爱你
They loved you.
他们爱你
They loved you.
你做的太棒了 你现在觉得怎么样
You did an amazing job. How do you feel right now?
你觉得怎么样
How you feel?
我不想 我不想听到这些 我输了
I don't want... I don't want to hear none of that, I lost.
但是 我输给了一个不可思议的女人
But... I lost to an incredible woman.
祝贺你 露皮塔
So congratulations to Lupita.
我要感谢雷吉娜和露皮塔来到
I've got to thank Regina and Lupita for hanging out
《假唱大作战》
with all of us at LSB.
我爱你们 埃勒酷
One love from me, LL Cool J,
亲爱的克里斯·泰根
my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
请记住 无论你在生活中遇到了什么
And remember, whatever you do in life...
无论你遇到了什么
whatever you do...
都要把它打得落花流水
knock 'em out the box, L!
绝不手软
Knock 'em out, L!
# Tryin' to rush me good and touch me in the right spot #
# See other guys that I've had #
# They tried to play all that mac shit #
# But every time they tried I said, "That's not it" #
# What a man, what a man, what a man #
# What a mighty good man #
# A mighty, mighty good man #
# What a man, what a man, what a man #
# What a mighty good man #
# What a good man #
# What a man, what a man, what a man #
# What a mighty good man #