詹姆斯·梅：人在（2020）

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各位观众 早安
Buon giorno, viewers.
我在意大利寻求美好的生活
I'm in Italy, on a quest for the good life.
这次 船…
This time, boats...
我想这就是甜蜜生活
I think this is la dolce vita.
…山羊…
..goats...
看那个
Oh, look at that one.
…我去拿大衣
...and I'll get my coats.
不知道你是否能听到我的声音 但它很古怪
I don't know if you can hear me but it's quite kinky.
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詹姆斯梅：孤身闯意大利
第二集 如果你看了第一集, 你就会知道我们现在在大♥陆♥上
Episode two. If you're binging, you'll know we're now on the mainland.
如果你没看 那告诉你 我们现在在大♥陆♥上
If you're not, we're now on the mainland.
这一集里同行的还有我的导游
And I'm joined by my guide for this episode,
保罗 现在就坐在我旁边
who is Paolo, who is sitting right next to me.
早上好. 你好. - 你好. 早上好.
Buon giorno. Ciao. - Ciao. Buon giorno. Ciao.
为了帮忙弥补我的不足之处
To help with my inadequacies,
节目组把这位英意混血、牙齿明亮
I've been sent this half-English, half-Italian, shiny-toothed,
衣着时尚的导游指派给了我
on-trend clothes horse.
至少我有所准备
At least I'm prepared.
我穿了这件夹克和衬衫因为这是另一番
I put this jacket and this shirt on because it is yet another of those
我们在英国对于意大利人, 尤其是对于意大利男人的
rock-solid clichés that we have in Britain about Italians...
根深蒂固的陈词滥调
Italian men, especially.
他们总是很讲究搭配
They are always coordinated.
东西必须要搭配
Things have to be matching.
如果穿黄色衬衫 就要配黄色鞋子
If I wear a yellow shirt, I need to have yellow shoes.
意大利的妈妈们总是教你
Italian mothers, they always teach you,
穿着要得体 因为你不知道会发生什么
like, you need to be properly dressed because you don't know what might happen.
这一集的计划是探索南方的乡村
The plan for this episode was to explore the rural south,
阿马尔菲海岸和那不勒斯
the Amalfi Coast and Naples.
但现在我会穿上正确搭配的衣服
It still is, but now I'll be doing it in correctly paired clothing.
马泰拉卡斯特拉纳洞穴
但首先…
But first...
这音乐就像邦德电影里的
This music is like something from a Bond film,
这景色也是
and so is this view,
你会认出这是《无暇赴死》里的拍摄地
which you'll recognize from No Time to Die
但现在主角是梅 詹姆斯梅
but now stars May, James May.
早上好, 各位观众
Buon giorno, spettatore e spettatrice.
我们现在来到了马泰拉, 这里大致位于意大利踝骨的位置
You join me in Matera, which is roughly on the ankle bone of Italy,
如果我时间掐得准, 保罗会开着比亚乔三轮车来到这里
and if I've timed this correctly, Paolo will arrive in an Ape car,
而我们将去探索意大利全境内
and we will go off to explore what is the oldest
一直有人居住的最古老的地方
continuously inhabited place in all of Italy.
你好 - 你好
Ciao. - Ciao.
“盥洗室”
比亚乔三轮车衍生于维斯帕小型摩托车
The Ape is derived from the Vespa scooter.
维斯帕的意思是“黄蜂”, 比亚乔的意思是“蜜蜂”
"Vespa" means "wasp." "Ape" means "bee."
人们在这里生活多久了？ - 一万年
How long have people lived here? -Ten thousand years.
实际上...马泰拉是我们所知的世界上最古老的三座城市
It's actually...Matera is, like, the top three oldest cities that we know of in the world,
排在阿勒波和杰里科之后, -是的
after Aleppo...and Jericho - Yes.
杰里科 - 当然了 最早的居民
Jericho. - Of course. The original inhabitants,
出现在公元七八千年前 他们当时住在山洞里
so this is 7,000 or 8,000 years before Christ, they lived in caves.
可以看到那里还有一些山洞留存了下来
You can see a few surviving caves over there,
随着时间推移, 人们雕刻并建造了窑洞的正面
and as time went on, people carved and built fronts to the cave houses,
虽然这些看起来像古朴的小村屋
so although these look like quaint, small village houses,
它们实际上是窑洞的正面
they're actually the fronts of cave dwellings.
但是没有时间开车
But there's no time to drive.
保罗带我去一个地下巢穴
Paolo's taking me to an underground lair...
直到20世纪50年代都有人住在那里
...that was lived in as recently as the 1950s.
老一辈 也就是祖父母, 可能会睡在这样的床上
The older generations, uh, grandparents, would probably sleep on a bed like this,
而年轻的一辈… -奢侈
and the younger generation... - Luxury.
这是他们的小地方
Here's their, here's their little spot,
或者是橱柜的抽屉
or alternatively, the drawers of the cupboards.
人们住在橱柜的抽屉里？-是小婴儿
People lived in the drawers of the cupboards? - Babies.
一切都发生在床边
Everything happens around the bed.
甚至是盥洗室 比如说 看到这个了吗？
Even the bagno, for example. See this?
那是盥洗室吗？ -这可能是当时的盥洗室
That's the bagno? - This would've been the bagno at the time.
所以 那是中世纪的, -是的
So that's medieval. - Yeah.
好吧 这倒是令人很愉快的
Well, yes, that's absolutely delightful.
我要把这个放回去, -好 请吧
Shall I put this back? - Yes, please.
他们和动物勉强算是分开居住的
They were barely separated from the beasts of the field,
因为牲畜住在山洞更靠里的地方
because deeper into the mountainside is where the livestock actually lived.
那些动物会踩着地毯从这些台阶上下来
The animals would've come down these steps on a carpet.
为什么要踩着地毯？
Why on a carpet?
因为 否则 他们会在台阶上滑倒
Because, otherwise, they would slip down on the, on the steps.
这就是动物们晚上栖息的地方
And this would be the space where the animals would rest at night.
哪些动物？
What sort of animals?
牛 驴
Cows, donkeys.
我浪漫的一面喜欢住在有动物的房♥子里
The romantic part of me likes the idea of living in a house with animals,
但在现实中这样有点叫人不舒服 不是吗？
but in reality, it would've been a bit grim, wouldn't it?
它们会到处拉屎, -好臭
'Cause they'd have pooed everywhere, apart from anything else. - Stinks. Stinks. It smells.
而且它们会整晚叫个不停
And they make stupid... noise all through the night.
绝对没错
Absolutely, yes.
我们要再往下一层吗？, -是的
Shall we go down one more level? - Yeah.
总之 住在山洞里 你必须把宝宝放在抽屉里
To sum up, to live in a cave, you must keep your baby in a drawer,
在盆里排便 和牛睡在一起
poo in a bowl and sleep with your cow.
但是看看这个酒窖
But take a look at this wine cellar.
意大利万岁
Viva Italia.
我想我们应该感激 真的
Well, I suppose we should be grateful, really,
在1958年有这些奢华的东西 基本的水管道
that we had such luxuries back in 1958 as basic plumbing,
电炉 黑白电视机…
an electric fire, black and white television...
深平底锅
...chip pan.
“苦痛之屋”
等一下 刚才的字幕说什么了？
Hang on, what did that just say?
那个洞又是什么？
And what the hell is that hole?
我们的地下之旅在卡斯泰拉纳格罗泰继续
Our subterranean tour continues at the Castellana Grotte,
这里在当地被称为“地狱之口”
known locally as the mouth of hell.
可能因为洞下面, 有沉浸式影院之类的东西
Probably because there's some immersive theater going on down there or something.
非常棒 是的 显然, 但丁的《神曲》每周都会在这里上演
Great. Yes, apparently, every week, Dante's Inferno is performed here.
Permisso. Oh.
保罗告诉我要了解意大利文化
Paolo tells me that, to understand Italian culture,
我需要从经典开始
I need to start with the classics.
所以他帮我从导演恩里科罗米塔那里, 拿到一个角色
So he's cadged me a part from director Enrico Romita.
我是詹姆期 晚上好 - 你好
Sono James. Buona sera. - Okay.
晚上好 -你好 晚上好
Buona sera. - Okay. Buona sera. Buona sera.
我在这方面完全没经验
Um, uh, this is v-very new.
我该怎么做？
Um, what do I do?
他给我发了一封电子邮件 里面有诗歌♥
He sent me an email with the, with the verses.
里面有写些什么？
Oh, there are some words?
是的 有, -是意大利语的？
Yes, there are. - Well, in Italian.
是用14世纪的意大利语写的
In 1300s Italian.
《神曲》第一部 地狱
Part one of the Divine Comedy, Inferno,
描述的是但丁笔下的九层地狱之旅
depicts Dante's guided tour through nine concentric circles of hell.
别被这顶滑稽的帽子骗了
Don't let the silly hat fool you.
我要扮演的是冥界判官 米诺萨
I'm playing Minosa, judge of the damned.
米诺萨的性格 他强大有力
Minosa's character, he's big and powerful.
他冷酷、严苛、邪恶, -冷酷 好吧 我就是这样的
He's hard. He's harsh. He's evil. - Hard. Okay, hard. That's me. That's...
我应该能演好 没问题
Right, I should be able to do that, no problem.
显然 保罗用14世纪的诗集
Apparently, Paolo's idea of teaching me Italian culture
来教我意大利文化的这一想法
is shoving me into some Lycra
让我穿上了莱卡制♥作♥的演出服
with a book of 14th-century poetry.
你来到…
O you who come...
这座苦痛之屋
to this house of pain.
来到这令人痛苦的医院
To this painful hospital.
还有啊？-是的 有
There's more? - Yes, there is.
我可以就用英语说吗？
Can I just say it in English?
不行 这是意大利历史上最重要的诗人
No. This is the most important poet in Italian history.
我知道, -你不能让观众失望
I know, I know. - You can't put the audience down.
但丁阿利吉耶里, -观众们理应…
Dante Alighieri, is it? - They deserve...
他们理应看到出色的演出
they deserve a proper delivery. - Okay.
我努力专注地学习并记住我的台词
I try to concentrate very hard on learning and remembering my lines,
但那太难了
but it's difficult.
当有人坚持在你脸上乱涂时, 那就更难了
It's even more difficult when people insist on scribbling all over your face.
O tu
che vieni
al dolorose