詹姆斯·梅：人在（2020）

that doorway is definitely newer. About 17th century? Maybe.
是的,这是最著名的教堂
Yeah. This is the most celebrated church,
是帕勒莫的标志
and it became the symbol of Palermo.
始建于12世纪
Originally built in the 12th century,
这一建筑群含有非凡的拜占庭艺术作品
this architectural smorgasbord houses some incredible Byzantine artwork.
但想要通过拍摄来表现一座开放教堂的静谧
But it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle
几乎是不可能的
than for a film crew to observe silence in a functioning church,
所以我和克劳迪亚要疯狂一把
so Claudia and I are going gonzo.
我们得用自♥拍♥杆
So, we'll have to get a selfie stick.
好的, -并拍摄下来...
Okay. - And film it...
…用苹果手♥机♥
Oh. - ...with the iPhone.
还有其他手♥机♥可用
Other phones are available.
好主意
Great idea.
但这个小棚子那儿会有自♥拍♥杆的, 我可以肯定
Okay, there will be a selfie stick on this stall here. I'm absolutely sure of it.
要是我们走过去了 她拿不出自♥拍♥杆, 我就给你一百万英镑
I'll give you a million pounds if she hasn't got one by the time we get there.
好啊 那我们去看看吧
Okay, let's do it.
看吧！
Ah, here.
请用 -非常感谢你
Prego. - Ah, grazie mille.
谢谢
Grazie.
棒极了
Fantastico.
展示原创作品 玛托拉纳马赛克
Presenting I mosaici di Martorana, an original production.
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简直令人难以置信
It's absolutely incredible.
光是颜色就令人称奇
Just the colors are amazing.
这是非凡的
That is superb.
而且耶稣在天上 因为他在教堂的最高点
And Christ actually is on high because he's at the highest point of the church,
俯视你
and looking down on you.
布满了希腊铭文
It's all full of Greek inscriptions.
这里有很多耶稣的画像 不是吗？
Jesus gets in a lot of appearances in here, doesn't he?
他没有经纪人真是件好事
It's a good job he didn't have an agent.
我觉得我拍得不太好
I bet my camerawork's terrible.
我觉得我们马上就要被赶出去了
I think we're going to get thrown out in a minute.
重新见到我们那些专业的摄制组成员
Once reunited with our crew of supposed professionals,
我们就要去往下一站了 这个城市的混沌中心
the next stop is the city's anarchic heart.
我们现在来到了著名的比勒陀利亚广场
We are in the famous Piazza Pretoria, Pretoria Square.
这座广场也叫羞耻广场, 缘于为了将这个喷泉
The square is also called the square of Shame because of the shameful expenses
从佛罗伦萨迁到帕勒莫, 政♥府♥所付出的令人羞耻的代价
the government afforded to bring the fountain from Florence to Palermo.
令人遗憾的是这成为了不良政♥府♥的象征
Sadly, it became a symbol of the bad government.
而且这不是它这个名字的唯一来由
And that's not the only reason for its name.
那个雕塑的鸡鸡是畸形的
That one's got a deformed penis.
因为在以前裸体会触怒修女们
Because the nuns were offended by the naked statues.
所以她们把雕塑的胳膊和部分身体砍掉
This is why, probably, they cut arms and parts of their body.
这就是这位老男孩为什么会有点状况
That explains why his-his old chap's a bit...in a bit of a state.
是的
Yeah. Yeah.
那为什么要弄掉她的胳膊？那又没什么冒犯的
And why have they knocked her arms off? Arms aren't offensive.
也许因为她们那样的手势造型
Uh, probably because they were gesturing like that.
是啊 所以…
Yeah, so...
修女们还把她的乳♥头♥凿掉了
The sisters chiseled her nipples off as well.
所以米开朗基罗, 给大卫弄了一个非常小的鸡鸡
So did Michelangelo give David a very small penis
这样后面那个艺术时代里的修女们, 就不会被冒犯了？
so that nuns in the next artistic era would not be offended by him?
“渔夫”
没错,前面看过文化的部分了.我们现在可以放松了！
Right, that's culture ticked off. Now we can relax.
今天 我和克劳迪亚要出海钓鱼
Today, Claudia and I are going fishing,
因为休假时就该干这个
because that's what you do when you're on holiday.
其实我们也许不该说是在休假
Actually we probably shouldn't say when you're on holiday.
那是你在…
That's what you do when you are, uh,
探秘西西里这座历史复杂的岛屿时要做的事
uncovering the secrets of a really rather complex history of an island, Sicily,
它的很多财富都源自捕鱼业
much of whose fortune is based on fishing.
所以我们才要去钓鱼
That's why we're going fishing.
这里是夏卡 西西里最大的渔港之一
This is Sciacca, one of the biggest fishing ports in Sicily.
马泰奥
Matteo.
马泰奥是我们这次研究之旅的东道主
Our host for our research trip is Matteo.
来
Here.
谢谢 - 好极了. 好的
Grazie. - Perfect. Okay.
那有点不太酷了
That was a bit uncool.
船尾安全
Clear aft.
所以该在西西里广袤
So it's time to set sail on Sicily's bountiful
湍急的水域里扬帆起航了
and surprisingly turbulent waters.
鉴于我曾经主持过一个不成功的烹饪节目
Since I once hosted an unsuccessful cooking show,
我计划用钓上来的鱼快速制♥作♥出一顿午餐
I plan to knock up a spot of lunch with our catch.
即时情况更新
Uh, situation update
海面上有点小浪
it's quite choppy.
行了 我们抛鱼饵吧
Okay, let's throw some bait?
你们看到这个了吗？是虾
You're on this? This is... This is, like, a shrimp.
很美味
It's delicious.
我要吃了它吗？
I like it. Do I eat it?
不 拜托 - 不吃？
No, no, no, please. - Non mangiare?
大浪来了
Here comes the big one.
好的
Okay.
尽管船沉大海的风险加大…
Despite the increased risk of sleeping with the fishes...
我希望这个不会卡在我的手指上
I hope I don't just stick it in my finger.
…我们给鱼钩上饵 屏息凝视
...we bait our hooks and our breath.
情况如何？
Probably go?
有成排的鱼在游
Il pesce is on the linea
当它这样时…
when it goes "zzz."
这会儿只要等着有鱼上钩拽竿了
Now there's nothing to do but wait for something to tug on my rod.
与此同时,岸上的人们
Meanwhile, back on terra firma,
会准备一些配菜
the locals are rustling up a couple of side dishes
来搭配我的鱼类主菜
to accompany my fishy centerpiece.
刚发生的情况
Now this just in,
马泰奥好像有收获 因为他的竿打弯了
Matteo seemed to have caught something because his rod was bending,
可显然他 他钓上来一块石头
but apparently,he's-he's caught a rock.
石头
No. Rock.
所以到目前我们在渔船上捕到了地上的东西
So we've caught the planet Earth from our fishing boat so far.
不确定这个上不上得了烤炉
Not sure that'll fit on the grill.
接着 一场非电视节目里的奇迹…
Then, by a miracle for once not manufactured by television...
这边！, -鱼 钓鱼
Oh, it is here? - Fishy, fishy.
那儿 -鱼！
There, there. Fish, fish. - Fish, fish, fish.
我要马上收竿吗？
Am I turning it the right way?
鱼游到了那边某个地方
He's gone over there somewhere.
是条大鱼
Ooh, this is a big fish.
是的 一条大鱼
Yeah, it's a big fish, big fish.
值得一搏 连海明威
It's a battle worthy of Hemingway,
赫尔曼梅尔维尔或小哈特利都该为之一战
Melville or J.R. Hartley.
这条鱼很合适
It's a proper fish.
是琥珀鱼
Amberjack.
琥珀鱼？, -琥珀鱼
Amberjack? -Amberjack.
大小够吃的吗？
Is that big enough to eat?
够 这是一人份的
Yes, it's a portion.
我们需要十条这样的鱼
We need ten of these.
钓上来一条 还要钓九条
One down, nine to go.
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好重
Oh, it's really heavy.
有点重
It's a bit heavy.
当地人已经既兴高采烈又饥肠辘辘地排起队来了
The locals are already lining up in rapturous and ravenous anticipation.
鱼来了
Catch is in.
过来看 来自富饶大海的果实
Come and behold the fruit of the fecund ocean.
鱼品午餐
Lunch with fish.
天啊！
Damn!
漂亮 太棒了
Beautiful, so wonderful.
人人有份
There's food for everyone, guys.
这下面有好多
There's a lot, there's a lot beneath here.
但这一条很漂亮 是银色的
But this one is beautiful, it's silver actually.
下面还有 厉害
There's more beneath. Impressionante.
厉害
It's impressive, it's impressive.
是的 厉害 鱼还活着
Yes impressive, it's still alive. - There it is.
漂亮
Beautiful, beautiful.
金银色的 漂亮
Gold and silver, beautiful.
干得好
Well done.
谢谢
Grazie.
干得漂亮！
Bravo, bravo.
显然 一条麻烦的鱼点燃了庆祝的火花
Apparently, one pesky pesce has sparked quite the celebration.