更美好的事（2016）

Better Things S01E02

Part 1 Sept. 30, 2020, 2:26 p.m.

Hi, Sam.
萨姆
Hi, Dr. Akoya.
欧卡娅医生
How are you doing?
你好吗
I'm okay.
还行
Been behaving yourself?
有没有乖乖的
Well, you're about to find out.
这个嘛你马上就能知道了
You might find some evidence in there.
你也许会在我身体里找到些蛛丝马迹
Gosh, you're so crazy.
天呐噜你真是疯了
I can see you haven't been behaving yourself.
可以看出你并没有守规矩
You've got a belly full of dicks there, young lady.
小姐你真是满腹鸡纶啊
Oh, God!
天呐
Sam, you must stop. Sorry.
萨姆你快打住抱歉
Okay, shall we take a look?
好吧咱们来看一眼可以吧
Fine.
好
Okay. Anyway,
好的不管怎么说
I was just kidding. I haven't done anythi-ing.
我刚才只是开玩笑老娘单身没滚床单
Okay?
好吧
Yeah.
是啊
Right. Okay.
行吧好吧
All good. All normal.
一切正常
Okay. Normal, like... for my age?
好吧正常是针对我的年纪来说吗
How close am I?
我还差多远
Close to...
离
Like, have I shut down down there?
我小妹妹是不是要停经了
Am I a man yet?
就差根鸡鸡就变男人
Please tell me I'm close to being a man.
拜托你快说我要变男人啦
No more periods.
别再来大姨妈
Sam, I hate to tell you,
萨姆我真不想告诉你
but you have the reproductive system
不过你的小妹妹
of a 16-year-old.
犹如青少年般年轻
Oh, my God.
天呐
Yeah. Your tubes are ripe and working.
是的你的输卵管也在正常运作
Jesus, that's so weird.
上帝啊真是太奇怪了
Why?
为何呢
I don't know. I just... Because...
不知道只是因为
Ew! Shut up. Stop talking about me.
闭嘴不要再说我了
Okay. All right.
好吧不说了
Talk about you. When are you due?
说说你吧你什么时候生
Any bloody minute, as you can see.
如你所见任何时候都有可能
Can I feel?
能摸一下吗
Yeah, of course. Ohh!
当然妈呀
Hello, there, baby.
你好啊小宝宝
Your mommy's a doctor.
你妈咪是个医生
And your daddy's a... Uh, writer?
你♥爸♥爸是个作家
Yeah, yeah. He, uh, well, he's trying to write.
算是吧他在努力当中
So this is so weird.
真的有够奇怪
Um, I went to Dr. Akoya today.
我今天去看欧卡娅医生了
She pregnant?
她怀孕了吗
Yeah.
是啊
Really? Oh, my God.
真的啊天呐
I know. That's annoying.
我知道有够烦人
Why? I don't know.
为啥呢我不知道
She should take a leave of absence when she's pregnant.
她怀上了应该休个假嘛
Why? I don't know.
为啥呢我不知道
Oh, baby, are you pausing yet?
亲爱的你停经了没
No. Okay, so this is the weird thing.
还没呢这才奇怪嘛
I assumed, you know.
我猜的你知道吧
I thought I was at the end of the rope here,
我想也差不多该到更年期了
and I was kind of hoping that she was going to say that.
同时我也希望她这样对我说
But apparently I have the reproductive system
不过我居然是有个犹如
of a 16-year-old. Like,
青少年般的小妹妹
my tubes are really good,
输卵管能正常运作
and my eggs are still coming,
卵子也络绎不绝
and I'm fully functional and productive
而我完全能够再生几个娃
and just the reproductive system of a 16-year-old.
简直犹如青少年一样
Did I fart? What's wrong?
我放屁了吗怎么了
But your eggs are... fried.
但你的卵子都不能用嘛
Right? I mean, they're... rotten.
对嘛应该都是不能受精的
It's not like you can make anything.
应该生不出宝宝的嘛
Do you want to have a baby?
你想有个孩子吗
No. I just... Then why did you bring it up?
不我只是那你为啥提起这个
I just thought it was funny.
我觉得很有趣而已
Oh. Well, it is. It's funny.
嗯嗯很有趣喔
Um, okay.
好吧
I think I'm going to have the s'mores.
我还是点棉花糖夹心饼好了
As long as you're doing all this,
既然你要给我化妆
can you help me out on the chin a little?
能帮我稍微修一下下巴吗
Do I have to be an alien
作为一个有皱纹的老太太
who's also an aging lady with whiskers?
我就非得是一个外星人吗
Don't women on the planet Zeepzop
Z星球上的女人们
get electrolysis or whatever?
没有电解质或者其他什么的吗
No, but seriously, can you...
没有不过讲真你能不能
Hi, Sam.
嗨萨姆
Oh. Hi.
嗨
So, um, this is just...
只是想呃...
I'm sorry, but thank you so much.
很遗憾但谢谢你的付出
What?
什么
Uh, you can get out of that make-up and go home.
你可以卸妆回家了
Home to the hotel?
电影里那个家吗
No. Home to Los Angeles.
不是回洛杉矶的家
Got it. I'm fired.
懂了我被炒了
No. Not exactly.
不不
They decided that,
他们决定
instead of the Horvan Crystal getting destroyed
与其让霍凡星球被毁
and then having to come back to the planet
再迫主角回到那星球上
to seek the source, they're just going to go
去寻找源头不如径直
straight to the Peevan Galaxy.
向彼万星系出发
Oh. No. Totally.
噢真有道理
Also, we, uh, would really appreciate it
另外呃如果你不向公众披露这故事
if you didn't divulge any of the story points to the public
也不上传任何带有角色妆容的自♥拍♥的话
or post any selfies while still in make-up.
我们将对你不胜感激
Copy that.
明白
Hi.
嘿
Can we smoke in your cab?
能在你车里抽烟吗
How many kids do you have, Curtis?
柯蒂斯你有几个娃啊
I got four kids, man.
我有四个孩子
Are any of them named Curtis?
他们中有叫柯蒂斯的吗
Uh-huh. No, them all girl, you see,
没有哦她们都是女孩儿呢
but I'm on working on getting me a Curtis,
但我正在努力搞一个柯蒂斯出来
and I will not quit until I get me one.
在搞出来之前我是不会放弃的
So how many kids you got, darling?
你有几个孩子呢亲爱的
I have three girls.
三个女娃子
Is the daddy a good man?
她们的爸爸是好男人吗
Um... uh...
呃这个
I get the picture.
我懂了
That's why, cuz,
正因如此
I will never, never leave my children.
我永远永远都不会离开我的孩子们
Never.
永远不会
Yeah, so you get to tuck them in every night,
是啊所以你每晚都得去给她们盖被子
right, Daddy?
对吗好爸爸
Soon come. They live in Jamaica.
不久后就能了她们住在牙买♥♥加
Hi, Mom.
嗨妈妈
Hello, darling. No, no, no, no, no, no.
你好亲爱的不不不不
Hi. Don't come over here.
嗨别过来
Don't come over here. Don't come...
千万别过来别啊
Have a good day, Mom.
祝你愉快妈妈
What are you doing? I got to go...
你在干什么我得走了
What are you doing?
你干嘛呢
I just got back from working in Canada.
我刚结束工作从加拿大回来
Canada? You know, it's legal to be a prostitute there.
加拿大在那儿卖♥♥淫是合法的呢