伊隆·马斯克秀（2022）

人人都想知道 伊隆马斯克到底是怎样的人
Everyone wants to know who Elon Musk really is.
我们从他的家族史可以窥见一二
There are clues to be found in his family history.
他母亲梅耶常在他身边出现
Whilst his mother Maye is often at his side,
但没人见过他和父亲同场出现
he is never seen with his father,
他父亲仍然住在南非
who has stayed in South Africa.
这个可以拿来偷东西
Something to steal things with.
去某个地方剪开那里的锁
You know, go to some place and break their lock.
我叫艾罗尔葛兰马斯克
My name is Errol Graham Musk.
（艾罗尔马斯克，伊隆的父亲）
我是伊隆的父亲
I'm Elon's father.
我要修理这辆车很多次
I've had to do a lot of repairs on this car.
这个木制配件花了我几个月时间
It takes months to do this woodwork because you have
因为要喷漆然后吹干，喷漆再吹干
to spray a time and let it dry. A time and let it dry.
我和伊隆的关系差不多
My-my relationship with Elon is very much
和我与自己父亲的关系一样
the same as my relationship I had with my father.
我们主要靠电邮沟通
We mostly communicate on email.
我很久没和他说过话了
I haven't spoken to him for quite a long time.
2017年，伊隆接受《滚石》杂♥志♥采访
In 2017, Elon gave an interview to "Rolling Stone" magazine.
他谈到父亲时说
He said about his father,
「你想到任何邪恶的事」
"Almost every evil thing you could possibly think of,
「他都做过」
he has done."
你总要有点疯，对吧？
You have to be a bit of a nut case, really. You know?
有一帮人闯入艾罗尔的家
When a gang of intruders broke into Errol's house,
他杀了其中三个
he killed three of them.
他被控谋杀
He was charged with murder,
但以自卫为理由申辩
but pleaded self-defense
最后没有定罪
and was not convicted.
我和女儿在那里被帮派的人攻击
My daughter and I were attacked there by a gang.
他们对我开了52枪，我对他们开2枪
They fired 52 shots at me, and I fired two shots at them.
我用的是麦林手♥枪♥，一枪杀了两个人
I was using a magnum, so one shot killed two people.
中我第二枪的人是腹股沟中枪而死
And the second shot, he died from the shot to the groin.
我被控谋杀
I was charged with murder,
但审讯时我觉得有点烦，他们居然问我
but at the inquest, I did get annoyed when they said to me,
「你就不能用少一点暴♥力♥吗？」
couldn't you have used less violence?
然后我在法庭上说「这么说吧」
And then I said, in the court, I said, well, you know,
「我只开了2枪，他们开了52枪」
I only fired two shots. They fired 52.
真的很蠢
So, you know, it was silly.
不能用少一点暴♥力♥吗？虽然…我不知道
Can't you use less violence? Although, ya know, I don't know.
但真的很难过，我并不开心 我不以此为荣
But it's terrible. I'm not happy with that. I'm not proud of it.
我没有预料会这样，我不想这样
I didn't expect it. I didn't ask for it.
但事情就是这样了
But that's what happened.
但我在南非参过军
But I was in the military in South Africa,
所以我的建议是不要招惹
so my advice is don't tangle with guys who were
在南非参过军的人
in the military in South Africa.
伊隆马斯克是史上最富有的男人
Elon Musk is the richest man who has ever lived,
但他说自己没有房♥产
but says he doesn't own a house.
他和很多人都不太一样
He's a little different than a lot of other people.
他真正体现了何谓有大志、敢于冒险
He truly embodies big thinking and risk taking.
他手指按几下
With a few taps from his fingers,
全球市场就会随之升跌
global markets can crash and soar.
行政总裁伊隆马斯克 用一则推文就能引发混乱
CEO Elon Musk creating chaos with a single tweet.
很疯狂，令人信心动摇
It's bizarre, shook confidence.
他在制♥造♥可以装入我们脑袋的晶片
He is creating a chip that can be put into our brains.
对，有一堆小电线的晶片
Yeah, a chip and a bunch of tiny wires.
现在，他在建造
Right now he's building rockets
可以载100人上火星的火箭
that could take 100 people to Mars.
他的权力和财富
His power and wealth
不断增长
continue to grow.
世上没人比他更加投入改变世界
No one on earth is doing more to change the world.
过来吧
Come on over, man.
你为什么会想和我谈谈？
Why-why would you want to talk to me?
因为你是最有名的人，朋友 你是最有名的人
Because you are the dude, my friend. You are the dude.
（这是伊隆马斯克的故事）
他做了其他国家都做不到的事
He's done things that no other country can do.
很了不起
It's quite magnificent.
你是他的妈妈，也是最捍卫他的人
You're his mom and his greatest champion.
对
Yes.
（前妻、家人、朋友、敌人）
他很危险
He's so dangerous. Completely,
完全是不负责任
totally irresponsible.
做我没有你想的那么好玩
It's not as much fun being me as you'd think.
我都不肯定想不想做我自己
I'm not sure I want to be me.
（我们应该颂讚他的成就吗？）
感觉有点怪
Seems a little strange to be handing it all over
居然把这一切都交给私人企业
to private enterprise, but I guess I'm kind of
但我想我只是守旧，是吧？
stuck in the past, huh?
（抑或畏惧他拥有的权力？）
「反复无常，鲁莽」 -我只是做自己
Unstable. Reckless. -I'm just being me.
2016年，新总统刚当选
In 2016, a new president has just been elected.
IBM行政总裁罗睿兰
Ginni Rometty, the CEO of IBM.
伊隆现在要和新政♥府♥合作
Elon will now need to work with a new government
履行他的十几亿元
when delivering on his multibillion-dollar
SpaceX合约
SpaceX contracts.
我是甲骨文公♥司♥的行政总裁凯芝
我感到很荣幸可以出席这个场合
谢夫贝索斯，亚马逊网站
我非常期待这一届会是创新的政♥府♥
伊隆马斯克 SpaceX和特斯拉的行政总裁
在美国建造火箭、汽车 太阳能设备等等
我很期待可以扩大在美国的生产
我只想感谢各位
Well, I just want to thank everybody.
在场的真是一群了不起的人
This is a truly amazing group of people.
我想补充说，我在这里 是要帮助你们顺利做事
I want to add that I'm here to help you folks do well.
世上没人任何人像你们
There's nobody like you in the world, in the world.
在场的人都是独一无二的
There's nobody like the people in this room.
伊隆马斯克名气变大
Elon Musk is going big.
他越来越受到关注
His profile is growing,
在推特上有几百万人追踪
with millions of Twitter followers.
他还在扩大他的商业帝国
And he's expanding his business empire
这些雄心万丈的公♥司♥会塑造我们的未来
with wildly ambitious companies designed to shape our future.
这个项目此前一直保密
Shrouded in secrecy up until now,
是伊隆马斯克的个人项目
this is Elon Musk's pet project.
目标是解决长♥期♥交通挤塞的问题
The goal is to solve the problem of chronic traffic congestion.
我们不尝试新事物，就会馀生
Either we try something new or we will be stuck
都被困在交通挤塞的地狱
in traffic hell for the rest of our lives.
伊隆马斯克想要探索你的脑袋
Elon Musk is looking to get inside your head.
他的神经科学新创公♥司♥Neuralink 目标要植入晶片
His neuroscience startup, Neuralink, aims to implant chips
在人脑里以对抗不同疾病
in the human brain to combat various diseases.
可以说就是把人和机器结合
Basically an effort for man to merge with machine
但是为了健康 -是的
in a healthy way. -Yes, yes.
要赢过机器，你就要和机器结合
To beat machines, you basically have to merge with machines.
是的，没错
Most likely. Yes.
但或者他最宏大的目标是在内华达沙漠
But perhaps his biggest goal is building one of
建造世上最大的工厂
the world's largest factories in the middle of the Nevada desert.
超级工厂会给持续扩大的特斯拉车队
The Gigafactory will supply the ever-growing fleet of Tesla cars
供应锂离子电池
with lithium ion batteries.
他需要说服两万人来沙漠这里
He needs to convince 20,000 people to come to the desert
加入电动车公♥司♥
and join the electric car company.
建造超级工厂是希望
The hope for the Gigafactory was that we were
我们终于可以解决
gonna finally solve the market problem of not being
（歌♥莉毕治曼，2004至2017年 特斯拉全球市场推广总监）
没办法生产或确保足够的锂离子电池 这个市场问题
able to produce or secure enough lithium ion batteries, right?
所以这是一个生存机制
So it really was a survival mechanism.
他向全世界宣布这件事，他发现了
He announced to the world, like, as it's occurring to him
我们需要建造全球史上
that we need to build the biggest battery factory
最大型的电池工厂 因为如果我们的预测正确
the world's ever seen, because if our own forecast is true,
即使收♥购♥市场上所有电池
we won't have enough batteries even if we took all
也不足够给我们使用
that are being made by everyone.
最终所有车都会改为电池驱动 没有例外
Eventually all cars will be electric with zero exception.
而特斯拉这样的公♥司♥ 和伊隆马斯克这样的人
It will be companies like Tesla and individuals like Elon Musk
将会带领那项改变
who lead that charge.
我们需要鼓励并寻找更多那样的人
We need to encourage and find more people like that
并为他们存在于这个地球而高兴
and celebrate their existence on this planet
因为那是我们地球未来的唯一希望
because that's the only hope we have for the future of the planet.
欢迎各位来到超级工厂开幕派对
Welcome everyone to the Gigafactory launch party.
我爱你，伊隆
你是我的英雄
听着，我希望各位今晚有愉快时光