现实生活中的皮克斯（2019）

你们想试试这款免费的新型绿色能源展示机吗？
Do you guys wanna try a free demo for a new type of green energy?
来试用一下么？
Are you interested in a free fun demo?
你好，你对绿色能源感兴趣吗？谢谢
Excuse me. Are you interested in green energy? Thank you.
你知不知道你用的能源是哪里来的？ -知道一点吧
Do you know where your power comes from? -Sort of.
我们在这里推广
We're here promoting a new type
一种新型绿色能源 -酷
of green energy. -Oh, cool.
你熟悉我们常用的几种能源，对吗？
You're familiar with the typical kinds that we have, right?
我们有风能、太阳能
We have wind, solar,
化石燃料、还有尖叫
fossil fuels, screams?
你知道你的房♥子现在用什么能源吗？
Do you know what your home runs on now for your energy source?
在你给我的那些选项里选吗？ -或许是尖叫，对吗？
On those choices that you gave me? -Probably screams, right?
是的 -纽约普遍都是用尖叫能源
Yeah. -New York, standardly, is screams.
你猜你的能源从哪里来的？
What are your guesses for where your power comes from?
要我说，可能是，风车
I would say, like, windmills.
是的，有很大部分能源来自风车
Windmills is a lot of it.
水、尖叫、煤炭 对吧？ -是的
Water, screams, coal. Right? -Yeah.
我想向你展示一下
I wanna show you how screams
尖叫是如何充满这个能量罐的 -好
can fill up this energy canister. -Okay.
你要对着这个话筒尖叫
So you're going to scream into this microphone.
然后你的尖叫就会进入到这台机器里
Your screams are going to go into this machine,
转换成能够充进罐子里的电压
that will convert into the voltage that will go into the canister.
然后这个电灯泡就会被点亮
And this light bulb will represent how it lights up with that energy.
等等 你们真的
Time out.-You're literally, like,
打算把这个转化成一种能量吗？
trying to turn this into a way of energy?
是的 -我们是怪兽电力公♥司♥
Yeah. -This is Monsters, Inc.
我们为怪兽电力公♥司♥工作 -厉害
We do work for Monsters, Inc. -Wow.
我们是怪兽电力公♥司♥的推销员
We're sales reps for the company Monsters, Inc.
非常好 你能看到
Very nice. So you could see
电灯泡亮了一点
the light bulb's lighting up just a little bit.
好哦 -你看
Okay. -Oh, look at that.
太厉害了 -非常棒
Very impressive. -Very nice.
真是不可思议 干得漂亮
That was unbelievable. Good job.
我只是想保护你的狗狗 请离远一点点
I just wanna protect your dog, just a little bit farther away.
因为这个磁铁里尤很大一股能量
Just because the amount of power in magnets,
狗狗们有一点... -你是认真的吗？
dogs are a little bit more... -Are you serious?
当然了
Absolutely.
你有没有听说过笑声能源？
Have you heard of laughter power?
笑声能源的威力是尖叫的十倍
Laugh power is 10 times more powerful than screams.
讲真，我的笑声为我的房♥子供能
Literally, my laughs are powering my house.
对 我建议写一个he-he -正是这样
Yeah, I would say just write a he-he. -Exactly.
是的 据大眼仔博士所说 -有意思
Yes. According to Dr. Wazowski, -Interesting.
他们相信是不稳定的指数改变了不同的东西
they believe it's the levity index that changes different things.
一次笑声就能给一幢美国的房♥子供能三小时
A single laugh can power an American home for three hours.
按下哪个按钮 然后对着话筒笑
Press on that button and laugh into the microphone.
很好 -完美
Very good. -Perfect.
我猜这个是
I take it it's not based on the...
基于我声音的分贝来的
The decibel level of my voice.
不，这是欢笑系数 -是的 我懂了
No. It's the mirth coefficient. -Yeah, I'm getting...
你懂了？ -我懂了，但是
You're on board? -I'm getting it, but...
二氧化碳排放量正在下降
Carbon dioxide emissions are going way down
因为即使你笑的时候会产生一小部分
because although there is a small carbon dioxide emission
二氧化碳排放物，对吧？ -是的
when you laugh, right? -Yeah. Yeah.
正如你想的那样 笑声比你尖叫
As you can imagine,it's so much less than
之类的排放少很多
when you scream, or anything like that.
笑是可以百分之百再生的
Laughs are 100 percent renewable.
我打赌你们所有人一起
I bet all of you combined
能马上充满这个罐子，对吗？
could fill this canister in a second, right?
大笑？ -对
A big laugh? -Yup.
1，2，3
One, two, three.
完...等等
Perf... Okay.
抱歉 啊啊啊 不好意思
Sorry, ah, ah, ah! Sorry.
这是故意的吗? -呃 这不应该发生的...
Is that on purpose? -Uh, that shouldn't happen...
我们刚刚是不是让你的机器超负荷了？
Did we just overpower your machine?
没事 它有安全阀
It's fine. It's an automatic escape valve...
我们弄坏了你的机器 -因为太多能量了
We blew out your machine. -...for the extra energy.
不可思议 噢 噢 噢！-等等 等等
Unbelievable. Oh, oh, oh! -Okay. Hold on. Hold on.
抱歉 它威力太强了 -谢谢 非常感谢
Sorry, that's a little too powerful. -Thank you. Thank you very much.
哇 这太多了 天哪 -不不不
Wow. It's over. Gosh.-No. No. No.
不，你...-不 不 不 对不起 对不起
No. You were...-Okay. No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
好了 好了 非常感谢您 -它威力太强了
Okay, okay. Thank you very much.-That was very powerful.
你有兴趣把你现有的尖叫能源
Would you be interested in switching from your existing scream energy source
更换为成笑声能源吗 -当然
into laughter energy? -Definitely.
有 -当然了 快乐更重要
Yes. -Absolutely. Laughter is more important.
我的房♥子是租的 所以我也不知道他们会不会让我换成笑声能源
Well, I rent, so I don't know if they'll let me transfer to laughter energy,
不过我可以看看能不能和我的房♥东谈一谈
but I can see if I can talk to my landlord.
我一般不会自己生产...
I don't generally generate my own...
是的，你... -自己要用的电力
Right. Do you... -...electricity that I use.
写上你的名字和笑声类型
Go ahead and just write down your name and then your laugh type.
比如 是不是像“哈哈哈哈蛤”
Like, was it more of, like, a..."ha-ha-ha-ha-ha"?
你觉得她的笑声是什么样的
What type of laugh would you say she had?
我们的笑声像
Ours was like... -Okay. Yeah.
有点邪恶 -有点邪恶
A little evil.-A little evil.
好的，插一句，你说邪恶？ -邪恶
And yes, in parenthesis, you put evil? -Evil.
你们是怪兽电力公♥司♥的吗
Are you from Monsters, Incorporated?
那是我工作的公♥司♥
Well, that's the company I work for.
祝你们工作顺利
I hope you guys are successful.
谢谢 -一起改变世界吧
Thank you very much. -Let's convert the whole world.
必须的
Absolutely.