奇迹缔造者

Miracle Workers S01E01

Part 4 March 15, 2020, 1:18 p.m.

食堂
"请挽救热带雨林"
"Please save the rainforest."
不可能 "请停止所有战争" 不行
Impossible. u202d"Please stop all wars." No.
"请让大家在推特上冷静交流"
"Please make everyone just chill out on Twitter."
"无线网" "无线网"
"Wi-Fi." u202d"Wi-Fi."
"无线网"
"Wi-Fi."
"无线网"
"Wi-Fi."
"无线网"
"Wi-Fi."
克雷格快来
Craig, come on!
克雷格别管那些了
Craig, leave 'em!
真的很高兴认识你
Uh, it was really nice meeting you.
我也是
You too.
拜托如果上面哪位在听的话
Please, if anybody is listening...
我真的很喜欢这个女孩
I really like this girl.
求你让我们在一起吧
Just please make this happen.
山姆·加德纳 24岁
祈祷 "让我们在一起"
不行不行不行
No. No, no, no, no, no.
爱情祈祷从来都无法实现好吗
Okay, love prayers never work, all right?
变量太多了
There's -- u202dThere's too many variables.
他喜欢的那个女孩可能对他不感兴趣
So, that girl he likes could be uninterested in him,
或者她可能爱上了别人
or she could be in love with somebody else.
但你看看
But check it out.
相关祈祷
Related prayer.
拜托如果你在听的话
Please, if you're listening...
我真的很喜欢这小伙
I really like this guy.
求你让我们在一起吧
Please make this happen.
劳拉·格林 24岁
祈祷 "让我们在一起"
这个可以有
This could work.
我说不好这些祈祷都说得模模糊糊的
I don't know. These prayers seem kinda vague.
"在一起"
I mean, "make it happen"?
到底什么意思啊
Like, what does that even mean?
意思就是他们想成为一对
Uh, it just means they want to become a couple.
我知道可是到底怎样才算"成了一对"
Yeah, but at what point do two people "become a couple"?
不如这样吧如果他俩出去约会
How about we'll say the prayer has been answered
我们就算祈祷实现了
if they go out on a date?
我说不好
Yeah, I don't know.
我觉得他们得动真格的"做一下"
I think they really have to, like, you know, "do it."
-对吧 -两次约会
- Right? u202d- Two dates.
并且要牵手
And they hold hands.
我觉得得彻底做♥爱♥才行
I think it needs to be full sex.
-亲一下如何 -亲亲啊
- How about a kiss? - Ooh, a kiss!
还挺浪漫这家伙还是个风流公子呢
Romantic. Ha. Little Casanova over here.
我喜欢
I like it.
罗茜拿进来
Rosie? Bring it in.
两周后毁灭地球
Earth destruction in two weeks.
好了稍等
All right, wait a minute.
伊莱莎你确定想实现这条祈祷吗
Eliza, are you sure you want this prayer?
一旦罗茜把那炸毁地球的东西关上
'Cause once Rosie closes up that world-explody thing,
就没有回头路了
there's no turning back.
我可不想弄哭你因为大家都会叫你
I don't want you crying when everybody starts calling you
"蠕虫妹"了
"Worm Breath."
-什么 -我确定
- What? - I'm sure.
好吧那就赌了
All right. It's a bet.
赌注已下
Bet is made.
你偏偏选了许愿箱里最难的那条
You just picked u202dthe hardest prayer in the box!
看起来没那么难
It doesn't seem that hard.
这两个人他们是真的喜欢对方
I mean, these two people, they really like each other.
他们相处得很好
They -- They get along, they're...
他们一起很开心他们有亲密的身体接触
they have fun together, they're in close physical proximity.
应该很容易
I mean, it should be simple.
对吧克雷格
Right, Craig?
对没错
Right. Yes.
应该很容易
Uh, should be simple.
-你刮胡子了 -是吗
- Hey, you shaved. - u202dDid I?
对我刮了
Yes, I did.
-准备好了吗 -咱们去做吧
- You ready? - u202dLet's do it.
错了两位爱可不容易
No, sir, love ain't easy.
她一定会吃下这条虫子
She is gonna eat that worm.
警方说"猎枪杀手"仍然在逃
Police say the "shotgun killer" is still at large.
没有发现任何指纹
Not a single fingerprint was found,
使得调查员们认定
leading investigators to conclude
杀手一定戴了
that the killer must have been wearing
两副手套
what could have only been two gloves.
F7
F7.
已静音
Mute.