男追女（2015）

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晚餐门: 罗莎致电乔什
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太炫酷了!
Radical!
咋了?
What?
谢谢!
Oh, thanks, yeah!
- 你好 罗莎 - 你好 乔♥石♥
- Hi, there, Rosa. - Hey, there, Josh.
你是否愿意赏光
Uh, I was wondering if you might like
今天和我吃个午饭啊?
to have lunch with me today.
我想去来着...
Oh, I'd love to...
但恐怕得改期了
but I'm going to have to take a rain check
因为我要和男朋友吃午饭
because I'm having lunch with my boyfriend.
今天怎么样啊?
How was your day?
糟透了
It sucked.
那是什么恶心的味道啊?
Oh! What is that horrible smell?
应该是... 我刚刚加热了一下我做的咖喱
It could be... I just microwaved some curry I cooked.
拜托再也不要带你的咖喱来了
Please don't ever bring your curry here again.
对不起 鲍威尔先生
Sorry, Mr. Powell.
我知道严格来说他是我们的老板
Look, I know he's technically our boss,
但是我觉得你应该... 继续咖喱[坚持]下去 亲
but I think you should just... curry on, my friend.
是吗? 万分感谢
Hey, ah? Thank you very much.
名言警句啊
Those are words to live by.
也许我真的会继续咖喱[坚持]下去
Yeah, I think I might have to curry on.
茄子
Oh, yeah. Ooh! Eggplant.
棒棒哒 先生
Nicely done, sir.
太感谢了 谢谢
Thank you very much. Thank you.
我原来也总是在咖喱里加茄子
I used to always put eggplant in my curry.
真棒 等等 原来?
Cool. Wait, used to?
咋了? 出啥事了?
Why? What happened?
没啥 只是 我男朋友不喜欢咖喱
No, I just, uh... my boyfriend doesn't like curry,
所以我都没怎么做过了
so I don't really make it anymore.
这太折磨人了 兄弟
It's killing me, man.
我超喜欢这个女孩的
I am so into this girl,
我们... 我们... 我们就是天生一对啊
and we're... we're... we're perfect for each other,
但是只要她那傻缺无聊的男朋友还在
but as long as her stupid boring boyfriend is in the picture,
我就什么也做不了
there... there's nothing I can do about it.
兄弟 你可以做点什么的
Dude, there's always something you can do.
什么啊? 我不可能抢了她吧
Like what? I'm not gonna try and steal her.
我说的可不是这个
That's not what I'm saying.
我的意思是提升一点儿你的形象
All I'm saying is raise your profile a little bit.
让她知道 如果她想做些改变
Show her that, should she ever want to make a change,
你会是新男友的一个有力人选
you are a strong, viable candidate for a new boyfriend.
- 所以我不用太积极... - 没错!
- So I wouldn't be actively... - Yep!
我只须有点儿
I... I'd just be sort of...
这相当有意思啊
Michael, that's very interesting.
嘿 罗莎 拿去 我想
Hey, there Rosa; I thought these
这应该会派上用场 刚从补给室取的
might come in handy, fresh from the supply room.
谢谢 乔♥石♥ 你太好了
Oh, thanks, Josh. That's so sweet.
不用谢
Hey, no problem.
- 乔♥石♥ - 你能说点什么吗?
- Oh, Josh. - Can we get a comment?
对通讯社你有什么什么想说的吗? 听着
Do you have a comment for News Wire? Listen.
我们注意到 你最近一直在对罗莎献殷勤
We've noticed you've done a lot of nice things for Rosa lately.
有传闻称
Is there any truth to the rumors
你在竞选男友 是真的吗?
that you're running for boyfriend?
我不知道谣言从哪儿来的
I don't know where you heard that.
我与罗莎只是普通朋友关系
I am more than proud
我对现状很满意
of my current position as Rosa's friend.
众所周知 罗莎已经有男友了
Rosa already has a boyfriend, which we all know.
我是否完全赞同他的政策?
Uh, do I agree with all of his policies?
当然不是
Of course not.
举例来说
His no-curry policy,
我就不赞同他的禁止咖喱政策
for instance, is not one I support.
所以 倘若你是罗莎的男友 你会吃咖喱?
So, as Rosa's boyfriend, you'd eat curry?
我确实会的 但是对未来不确定之事
I would, indeed, but I'm not here to comment
我无可奉告
on what might happen in the future.
我现在的重点是做好罗莎的朋友
My focus right now is on being Rosa's friend, period.
说到这个 我最好回去工作了
Speaking of which, I should probably get back to work.
我有一些有趣的油管短片要微信发给她呢
I have some funny YouTube clips to send her over Gchat.
等等! 最后一个问题 乔♥石♥!
Wait! One more question, Josh!
对不起 亲们
I'm sorry, folks.
乔♥石♥没时间了 他是个很忙的朋友哦
That's all the time Josh has. He is a very busy friend.
好了 朋友们 这很棒
All right, guys. This is great.
有时间我们还要聚聚
We have to do this again soon.
- 乔♥石♥！乔♥石♥! - 一次一个 一次一个!
- Josh! Josh! - One at a time, one at a time!
一次一个!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. One at a time!
- 大家伙! - 一个... 一次一个
- Guys! - One... one at a time.
一次一个 呃 珍妮特
One at a time. Uh, Janet.
乔♥石♥ 你是在讨好罗莎的闺蜜
Josh, are you trying to win favor with Rosa's friends
好让她们支持你的男友竞选吗?
so they'll support you in a run for boyfriend?
不 这太可笑了
No, I... I... that's ridiculous.
作为罗莎的朋友 我只不过
As Rosa's friend, I merely like to have
不时和罗莎的其他朋友聚聚
the occasional sit-down with other friends of Rosa's,
这样我就能及时知道
uh, so that I can stay abreast of the issues
对他们来说很重要的事情了
that are important to them.
举例来说 我刚刚发现
For instance, I just found out about
几个好吃的沙拉店 还有一部剧
some great spots to get salad and about a play that has,
里面有一个聋哑人还是什么的
like, a deaf guy in it or something.
男朋友的话题出现了吗?
Did the topic of her boyfriend come up?
喔 史蒂夫 好想狗带啊
Oh, Steve. You're killing me.
我不会撒谎的
I won't lie.
他们... 他们表达了一些担心
They... they expressed some concern
他不经常和她们一块儿聚聚
that he doesn't hang out with them as much as they would like.
呃 这太遗憾了
Uh, which is a shame.
这些人很棒
These are great people
有很多很美的故事 还有独特的想法
with beautiful stories and unique voices
需要被倾听
that deserved to be heard.
好了 到此为止 亲们 谢谢你们
All right, that's it, folks. Thanks for your time.
- 最后一个... - 哥们儿 看看这数据
- Just one more... - Dude, check the numbers.
你和罗莎的支持率一路飙升啊
Your approval rating with Rosa is way up!
现在是时候重拳出击了
Now is the time to pull out the stops and go at this hard.
什么意思?
What does that mean?
得玩点脏的了
Got to go negative.
嘿 你还好吗?
Hey, uh... you all good?
很好 我只是...
Yeah. I just...
我只是想试试这间新的蒙古餐厅...
I wanted to try this new Mongolian restaurant...
和我男朋友一起
With my boyfriend.
但我不想变得那么讨厌 一直抱怨
And I don't want to be obnoxious and complain about it,
因为你知道他对事物很挑剔
'cause you know he has all of those food things,
但我们从来没去过其他的餐厅 这...
but we never get to go anywhere new, and it's just...
这开始让我感觉真的... 很烦 并且...
it's starting to get really... annoying, and...
呃 天呐! 实在对不起
Ugh, God! So sorry.
这跟你没关系 没啥事
You're so not into this. It's so fine.
- 不是 我... - 这都是小事
- No, I... - It's not a big deal.
你不用听我抱怨
You don't have to listen to this.
不 这不是小事 我想这...
No, it is; it's about... I would assume that's got to be...
最终会变得令人很难受
eventually got to get pretty frustrating.
他不喜欢吃的东西实在太多
You know, there's just so much he doesn't eat.
好吧 我只是... 我觉得你喜欢尝试各种口味的食物
Well, I just... I know you love trying every different kind of food,
就像我一样
just like I love trying
喜欢到处去吃
every different kind of food.
所以这种失落感我最清楚了
So I can only imagine what that would be like.
这就好比 连续几晚都吃
It's kind of like, how many nights in a row
米饭跟水煮青菜的那种感觉吧?
can you have white rice and steamed vegetables?
额 保证不会 绝对不会这么单调
Uh, no nights, no nights in a row,
- 假如你跟我一起吃的话 - 对嘛!
- If you ask me. - Yeah!
是嘛 绝对不会