失恋排行榜

Lovin' You - Minnie Riperton
♪ Lovin' You ♪
♪ Is easy 'cause you're beautiful ♪
♪ Makin' love with you ♪
♪ Is all I wanna do ♪
♪ Lovin' you ♪
♪ Is more than just a dream come true ♪
♪ And everything that I do ♪
♪ Is out of lovin' you ♪
做一个歌♥单
Making a playlist
是一种精致的艺术
is a delicate art.
就像写一封情书
It's like writing a love letter,
只不过更美妙
but better in a way.
你可以把你想说的话表达出来
You get to say what you want to say
却一个字都不用张口说
without actually saying it.
你可以用别人的诗来表达自己的感受
You get to use someone else's poetry to express how you feel.
然后有许多规则
And then there are the rules.
一定要有趣味性
It's gotta be entertaining.
要有故事
You gotta tell a story.
不能表现得太过明显
You can't be too obvious but,
也不能太过含蓄
you can't be too obscure either.
不能重复用同一位艺术家的歌♥
You can't double up on songs by the same artist,
除非 那是你要的主题
unless, of course, that's your theme.
总之
Anyway,
好的选辑
a good compilation,
就像生活中的许多事情
like so many things in life,
很难做
is hard to do.
先把这个暂时放在"备选"类里吧
We'll put that on the "Maybe" pile for now.
罗波 你在忙什么
Uh, hey, Rob. Um, wh‐what are you up to?
在做一个歌♥单
Just makin' a playlist.
不错 干什么用的
Oh, cool. Well, what's it for?
我在考虑自驾游
You know, I'm thinking of taking a road trip, so.
不错
Cool.
我虽然不想打扰你
Um, I don't want to interrupt you,
但是你最好过来一下
but I think you'd better come through.
怎么了
What's up?
需要断个官司
We need a ruling.
什么情况
Hey. What's, what's going on?
这位 村里还没通电的
This... person who's clearly never been
想要给她男朋友
on the internet is trying to buy
买♥♥一张迈克尔·杰克逊的专辑
a fucking Michael Jackson album for her boyfriend.
-我去 -他过生日
‐ Shit. ‐ It's his birthday.
-哪张专辑 -那张专辑
‐ Which album? ‐ Which album?
《墙外》 你们有吗
Off The Wall? Do you guys have it?
有 确实有
Yeah, we have it. We do. Um‐‐
不好意思 但是我不能卖♥♥给你
I'm very sorry, but I don't think I can sell that to you.
好吧
Oh, okay.
《奥斯陆危险之旅》的小号♥谱子真要命
Oh, but those fuckin' horn charts on Workin' Day and Night.
好吧 好吧 行吧 卖♥♥给你
All right, all right, yeah. Fuck it. Fuck it. Let's do it.
太好了
Okay, great!
等等 等等
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
就因为圆号♥谱子就完事了
So this man gets a pass for horn charts?
登过奥林匹斯山的在我这都行 雪妮丝
I'll give a pass to anyone who's scaled Mount Olympus, Cherise.
-而且是昆西的谱子 -就是啊
‐ They were Quincy's charts, anyway. - Exactly.
就因为那个唱了他的歌♥的人成了娈童者
How does it benefit society to hold Quincy's genius hostage
而绑♥架♥昆西的才智
just because the dude that sang over his shit
这对社会又有什么好处呢
ended up being a full‐blown child molester?
所谓的
Allegedly.
你从哪看到的这套观点 罗波
Where'd you get that from, Rob, huh?
什么《利民观点》吗
From fuckin', fuckin' "Convenient‐Opinions‐R‐Us"?
指歌♥手坎耶·维斯特
你还听戴特朗普帽子的人饶舌呢
Okay, you still listen to a dude who raps in a MAGA hat, so‐‐
你动真格的
Are you fucking serious?
政♥治♥操蛋
Having shitty politics
以及对美国历史只有二年级的理解程度
and a second‐grade understanding of American history
跟娈童还是有一丢丢区别的
is a tiny bit different than being a goddamn child molester.
-所谓的 -天啊
‐ Allegedly. ‐ Jesus!
坎耶·维斯特有精神问题
Kanye West has a mental health issue!
你觉得迈克尔·杰克逊
You don't think Michael jackson
就没有精神问题了吗
had a fucking mental health issue?
好吧 好吧 那我这么办吧
Okay, cool. Great, great, great. So this is what I'm gonna do.
邪教头目 连环杀手
我放点查尔斯·曼森的歌♥
I'm just gonna pop on some Charles Manson,
我们一起找点感觉
and we can all just vibe out to that.
-你觉得行吗 -查尔斯·曼森还创作音乐吗
‐ That sound cool for you? ‐ Charles Manson made music?
怎么了 你也想买♥♥来送给你男朋友吗
Why, would you like to buy that for your boyfriend, too?
-还真挺好的 -是的
‐ It's actually oddly good. ‐ It is.
-你知道吗 西蒙 -可是 雪妮丝
‐ You know what, Simon... ‐ But, Cherise, what if
如果我们只能听那些
the only artists that we were allowed to listen to
一本正经的人写的音乐
were inarguably nice people, right,
道德绝对高尚的那种会怎样
with, with unassailably perfect ethics?
我们就得把现存的唱片都毁掉 只剩下
We'd have to destroy every record in existence except for‐‐
-博诺[U2主唱] -菲尔·科林斯[创世纪主唱]‐ Bono. ‐ Phil Collins.
-迈克尔·斯泰普[快转眼球乐队主唱] -萨加·史蒂文斯[音乐家]‐ Michael Stipe. ‐ Sufjan Stevens.
你们能把唱片卖♥♥给我吗
Hey, can you guys... sell me the record?
要怎么才能卖♥♥
How does that work... here?
你们解决吧
You guys figure this out.
-回见 路易斯 -你们应该猜拳定
See you, Lewis. ‐ Yo, you guys should just shoot for it.
-好吧 -行 来吧
‐ Fine. ‐ Fine, come over here.
Rock, paper, scissors, and‐‐
失恋排行榜
第一季 第二集
《第二首》
War is Hell - Ho99o9's
♪ Anarchy and chaos bombs come and shake the ground ♪
♪ Horror world collide might die with the thunder sound ♪
♪ I'll break it down with fire rounds ♪
♪ Rolling through to lay you down ♪
♪ Pound for pound get up in your ass ♪
♪ Slash, buck and a half ♪
♪ Reap what you sow when the guns start blazing ♪
♪ Full time motherfuckin' maniac ♪
♪ Givin' birth to my seeds Meet the children of the corn ♪
我走了 记得锁门
Yo. I'm out. Lock up, okay?
-这就走了 今天周五 不喝点 -不了
‐ You're leaving? It's Friday. No drinks? ‐ No, man.
真的
Seriously?
-我要回家 -为什么
‐ I'm going home. ‐ Why?
你没问题的
You'll be fine.
换换风格
Change it up.
她是看着比往常难过 还是毛衣显得
Yo, does she seem sadder than usual or is it the sweater?
毛衣
Sweater.
天啊 你快哭了
Oh, my god, you about to cry.
你不是有活要干吗
Weren't you about to do some work?
Modern Love - David Bowie
最重要的曲目就是第一首
The most important track is Number One.
一定要耳熟能详
It's gotta be familiar,
但又要出乎意料
but also unexpected.
但最重要的是
But most importantly,
一定要让你浑身舒畅
it's gotta make you feel good.
♪ I know when to go out ♪
♪ I know when to stay in ♪
♪ Get things done ♪
"我知道什么时候该出去"
"I know when to go out.
"我知道什么时候该待在家里"
I know when to stay in."
♪ I catch a paper boy ♪
大卫·鲍威真够行的
David Bowie really had his shit together.
♪ I'm standing in the wind ♪
♪ But I never wave bye‐bye ♪
好了 我想好了这些
Okay, here's what I got.
《永恒之星》《匈牙利渔船》
Ziggy Stardust, Hunky Dory,
均为大卫·鲍威的专辑
《我们跳舞吧》《阿♥拉♥丁神灯》
Let's Dance, Aladdin Sane,
还有《下一站》
and Station to Station.
《黑星》呢
What about Blackstar?
我知道 我也考虑过 我能怎么办
I know, I thought about that, but what am I gonna do,
- 不要《下一站》吗 -不要
- not have Station to Station? - Oh, my god!
我不敢相信你竟然这么选
I can't believe you'd do that.
你跟我说过《黑星》是过去20年里的最佳专辑
You told me Blackstar was the best record of the last 20 years.
-我知道 -他是如何"燃烧"而不是消沉的
‐ I know... ‐ How he "Burned out" instead of fading away.
我知道 是我说的 你说得对
I know. I said that. You're right.
他是如何"保持自己在当时的
How he "absorbed the best of his modern influences
"艺术家地位的同时...
"while still maintaining the core...
我是这么说的吗
Is that what I sound like?
-"取其现代影响之精华" -我是这么说的吗
‐ ...of who he was as an artist." ‐ Is that what I sound like?
以及他是如何"用自己的死亡作为反射创作
And how he "used his death as reflexive creation,
"引领我们去感受
and invited us in the innermost
"人类所能拥有的内心最深处的个人体验"
private experience a human being could have."
-流氓 -以及"配的鼓世间无敌"