失恋排行榜

♪ A gritty little something on the New York street ♪
♪ This is how I represent over this here beat ♪
♪ Talking 'bout you ♪
♪ Yo, I took you out ♪
♪ But sex was on my mind for the whole damn route ♪
我觉得
You know, I'm not totally
问题不在于贴在哪里
sure that the placement is the problem.
我也觉得你穿紧身裤不好看
And I'm not totally sure skinny jeans is your look,
但是我跟你说这事吗
but you don't see me all up in your goddamn ass, do you?
我只是想帮忙
I'm just trying to help.
好啊 你说 问题是什么
All right, go ahead, what is it?
我就是觉得没什么特别吸引人的
I just think that there's, that there's not much to latch onto.
你在说什么
The fuck are you talkin' about?
每个人都觉得自己厉害得不得了
Everybody thinks that they're a bad‐ass.
每个人都觉得自己不用道歉 很有远见
Everyone thinks they're unapologetic and a visionary.
每个人都这么想
Everybody thinks that.
对 但我确实是那样
Yeah, but I actually am though.
对 没错 我知道
Sure. Right. I get that.
但你可以就
But just, just, just be like,
稍微再说具体一点 就可以了
just a little bit more specific, that's all.
-一点 -没错
- A little bit? - That's it!
告诉人们你的想法 你是什么人
Just, like, show people where you're coming from, who you are.
-我是个厉害的人 -让人能理解
‐ I am... A badass. ‐ Understandable.
你得告诉他们你是怎么想的
You gotta show 'em where you're coming from.
好吗 厉害是个很大的概念
Right? Like, badass is like a big thing,
但你需要让别人看见
but you need someone to see something like,
我很喜欢什么什么 然后他们就
I'm into "Ooh!" And they're like,
"那个 我想加入那个"
"Oh, that. I wanna be a part of that."
就是这样
That's it.
然后你就可以随便把这东西贴在哪里
Then you can put this shit wherever.
会有人来的
And then people will come.
会有人来吗
People will come?
会的
They will.
只要你塑造好形象
If you build it.
会有人来吗
They will come?
太好了
Ha, ha, ha! Yes.
抱歉 要我把这些帮你移开吗
I'm sorry, can I, can I move these out of the way for you?
麻烦了 谢谢 帮忙挪一下
Oh, yeah, please. Thank you. Get that out the way.
-冠军 -你好 是罗波吗
‐ Championship. - Hi, is this Rob?
-是我 -你好 我是凯特
- Speaking. ‐ Hi, it's Kat.
你好吗
Ho‐‐ how are you?
抱歉我没早点打来
Sorry I didn't call sooner.
我在巴厘岛这个可怕的精修地
I was at this awful silent retreat in Bali,
没有网络服务
no internet service,
全是最反复无常的和尚
the most temperamental monks.
痛苦得要死
Just plain awful.
不管怎么说
Anyway,
过去这么长时间 你怎么样
how've you been the last nine million years?
受了什么伤 全跟我说说
What's the damage? Tell me everything.
她就是这么说话的
This is seriously how she talks.
搞什么 约翰·休斯的电影吗
I mean, what is this, a John Hughes movie?
我挺好 我挺好
Um, yeah, I'm, I'm good. I'm good.
那真是太好了 罗波
Aw. That's really great, Rob.
你过得很好我就开心了
Makes me so happy to hear that you're doing so well.
我可没说我过得很好 不过
Didn't say I was doing so well, but‐‐
是不是很搞笑
Isn't it funny to think
以前我们经常幻想
that we used to spend hours just dreaming about
十年过后我们会过什么样的生活
the lives that we would lead 10 years down the line
而现在我们已经过上了
and now here we are living them?
真的特别 我也说不清
It's so... I don't know‐‐
神奇
Remarkable.
神奇
Remarkable.
对 没错 一点都没错
Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.
罗波 你也水逆吗
So, are you in or you out, Rob?
抱歉 我什么
I'm sorry, am I, am I what?
我最近接到一连串前任打来的电♥话♥
Well... I received a spate of these "Ex calls" recently.
这大概就是在网络上
It's probably the downside
走红的一大缺点
of being vaguely whatever on the internet.
每个人似乎都在经历
And everyone just seems to be going through
"究竟为什么"的心路历程
these "What‐does‐it‐all‐mean?" trips.
还记得凯特琳吗
Remember Caitlin?
跟你分手以后我跟她约会的
I went out with her after you?
凯
Ka‐‐
记不清了
Um, vaguely.
没事 她最近也给我打电♥话♥了
Yeah, yeah. So, she called me up recently,
她想跟我重修旧好再来一次
and she was trying to rehash the past.
我感兴趣吗 并不
And was I up for it? No, I wasn't.
但是当朋友我还是很乐意的 罗波
But I am open to being pals, Rob.
所以你要是什么时候想见个面 我很愿意
So if you're around for a time, I'd love to,
我很想见见你 叙叙旧
I'd love to see you and catch up.
我不是想旧情复燃什么的
I'm not trying to rehash anything.
我不喜欢那样
I, uh, I hate rehashing.
重来一次太难受了
Rehashing sucks.
你今晚应该来我家玩
Yeah. You should stop by mine tonight.
如果你感兴趣的话
If you're in.
你有兴趣吗
So... are you?
今晚 我可能
Tonight. I might be‐‐
我迅速看一眼
Let me just check my, um,
我的日程表
calendar real fast.
让我看一下
Let me just check my‐‐
我今晚有点事
Uh... yeah, you know, I have something,
但是我可以调整一下
but I can, I can move it.
-我会来的 -很好
- So, yeah, I'm in. - Cool.
我不喜欢这件 要了
I don't like this. Take it.
那一点都没错
Ha‐ha. That is exactly right.
纽约全都是让你觉得自己不够格的人
New York is full of people who make you feel not enough.
总会有人
There's always someone more
比你更成功 或者比你漂亮
successful or richer or prettier than you.
凯特让我觉得自己不够格
Kat made me feel not enough.
她也让我觉得自己很与众不同
She also made me feel special.
直到她离我而去
Until she left me.
在那之后我尤其觉得自己不配
After which I felt... especially not enough.
你涂口红了吗
You wearing lipstick?
-没有 -那就是口红
‐ No. ‐ That's lipstick.
闭嘴吧
Shut up.
直到麦克
It wouldn't be till Mac
我才遇到了让我觉得自己既与众不同又够格
that a person made me feel both special and enough.
如果你在这个城市找到了这样的一个人
And if you find that person in this fuckin' city,
你要是放手就是疯了
you're crazy if you let them go.
看来我是疯了
Turns out I'm crazy.
-罗波 -凯特
‐ Rob. ‐ Hey, Kat.
你好吗
How are you?
你还抽烟吗
Are you still smoking?
对 偶尔
Yeah, a little.
凯特
Kat!
-在照片里把我圈出来 -好的
- You need to tag me in the pictures. - Yeah.
圈 圈
Yeah, yeah.
我是不是影响你们了
Oh, shit. Am I, am I crashing?
什么 不 完全没有
What? No, no. Not at all.
我说了是嗨一下
I told you it'd be a time.
嗨一下 对
A time, right.
人可真不少
That's a lot of people.
天啊
Wow, this‐‐ Oh!
这 有点
Got a... got a little‐‐
-我帮你 -好
- Can I? ‐ Yeah.
我擦了点口红
I... got a little lipstick on.
这挺棒的
This is cool? This is‐‐
-你还弄了秋千 -是
- You got some swings. ‐ Yeah.
东西随便放
Just throw your shit everywhere‐‐
好的
Oh, yeah, cool.
我买♥♥了点...
Oh, I, um, I bought a little‐‐
天啊 姐们儿
Oh, my God! Dude!
天啊