亚特兰大（2016）

Atlanta S02E05

Part 2 Aug. 16, 2021, 6:06 p.m.

Somebody calling your phone, bruh.
雨滴和桃子表情
Raindrops, peach emoji?
哈喽
Hello?
你干啥呢
What you doing?
不行别动别翻我手♥机♥ 哈喽
Uh-uh. Don't do that. Don't go through that. Hello?
宝贝宝贝宝贝你喊什么
Baby, baby, baby, what is you yelling for?
我在路上了
I'm on my way!
再有十分钟我在85号♥公路上了真的
I'm ten minutes... I'm on 85 right now, I promise.
向上帝发誓我真的在85号♥路上
Promise to God, I'm on 85!
好了我马上就到
All right, I'm-a be there.
好
Cool.
妈的
Shit.
真麻烦
Oh, boy.
你这是你这是干什么
What are, what are you doing?
走啊 - 走
Leaving. - Leave?
我靠 Bibby 我这头才剪一半你不能甩手就走啊
Man, Bibby, you can't leave me here with half a haircut, man.
你看看这玩意拜托啊
Look at this shit, man. Come on now!
没事因为你要跟我一起走
It's cool 'cause you coming with me.
走吧 - Bibby 我才不会去
Come on. - Bibby, I ain't going...
在我剪完头之前我哪儿都不去兄弟 - 走吧伙计
Man, I ain't going nowhere till my hair get cut, bruh. - Come on, man.
听着我妹子家拐个弯五分钟就到
Listen, my girl stay five minutes around the corner.
我到那帮你剪
I'll cut you over there.
我们马上就回来 - 为什么
We'll be right back. - Why, man?
我们已经在理发店里了啊大哥
We already in a barbershop, bruh.
嘿我知道你不想让这里的其他人
Hey. I know you don't want nobody else in here
帮你剪要上广♥告♥牌的造型对不对
to cut your hair for your billboard, do you?
你想混到好莱坞是吧
You trying to go to Hollywood now.
你想自己上海报还是让一只猫上海报
You want to be on the poster or you want the cat on the poster?
行吧伙计 - 走吧这就对了
A'ight, man. - Come on now. Yeah, so...
动起来 - 妈的
Come on. - Shit, man!
好吧咱们走 - 等等等等
All right, let's go. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
咱们得从后门走伙计
We got to go out the back, man.
外面外面有人盯着呢走这边
Them people, them people be out there. Just come on this way.
还不能走前门吗
We ain't going out the front?
这他妈的
Oh, goddamn.
嘿哥们你家有线电视还好吗
Hey, fam, what your cable situation looking like?
什么
What?
你家的有线电视
Yeah, your cable.
因为我现在在和"清晰有线"合作
'Cause, listen, I'm with Clear Cable now.
这是我一个副业
I'm working with them on the side.
所以你和我签约的话保证给你照顾好
So if you sign up with me, I'll make sure you're taken care of.
你明白我在说什么吧 - 不用了 Bibby
You know what I'm talking about? - I'm straight, Bibby.
行吧那你帮我个忙吧
Fine. Do this for me, then.
这些名片给你
Take these business cards,
上节目时发一发
pass them out at your show
或者带去演播室啥的
or take them to a studio or something.
往人群里面扔怎么做都行
Throw them at the crowd, whatever you got to do.
不过记得把没人要的捡回来
Make sure you pick up my loosies, though,
这东西可不便宜
'cause them ain't cheap.
"清细有线" 是"细"啊
"Klear Cable." With a "K."
是不是很妙
Clever, right?
要牙签吗
Toothpick?
像50 Cent一样 - 不用了
50 cent. - I'm good, man.
说唱歌♥手50 Cent喜欢叼牙签
嘿好小伙你妈妈在哪宝贝
Hey. Yo, my man. Hey. Where your mom at, boy?
你妈妈在哪哦亲爱的我来了
Where your...? Oh, baby, I'm here!
你迟了一个小时我们走 Omari
You a hour late. Come on, Omari.
哪有一个小时你说什么呢 - 我们走走了
Hour late? What you talking about? - Let's go. We're going.
我们走快点
Let's go. Come on.
等等宝贝冷静
Wait, baby. Calm down.
Bibby 我没这个时间 - 冷静
Bibby, I ain't got time for this. - Calm down.
躲开 - 宝贝我这不是来了吗你干吗
Move! - Baby, I'm here now. What you doing?
这不是我的错 - 那是谁的错
This ain't none of my fault. - Whose fault is it?
是他的错
It's his fault!
你总是能找到借口
You always got some type of excuse, man!
不这次不是借口
No, this not no excuse this time.
真的这是他的错
Seriously, this is his fault.
他给我打电♥话♥ 说他车坏了
He called me, talking about his car was broke down.
你能听明白吧我正在回家找你的路上呢
You know what I'm talking about? And I was on my way home to you.
我告诉他了他问我能不能帮他
I had told him. He said, could I help him.
我说 "不行我还有正事呢"
I was like, "Nah, I got to go do the right thing."
你明白吧
You know what I'm saying?
但他开始又哭又闹的
But he start crying and stuff.
说他发动机坏了
Talking about his engine.
没错他那破逼发动机呲气儿还是怎么的
Yeah, he had queef engine or something like that.
他那化油器也黄了吧唧的
And his carburetor had jaundice.
我没办法只能过去接上他
So I then had to go and pick him up off the side of the road.
我这样做的唯一原因
'Cause only reason why I did that
就是你教我的那些耶稣的东西
is 'cause of all that Jesus stuff you've been teaching me.
你懂我的意思吧 - 嗯哼
You know what I'm saying? - Mm-hm.
要乐于助人耶稣会怎么做呢
You're supposed to help. What would Jesus do?
他为什么穿着斗篷
Why he wearing a cape?
他是个魔术师这我怎么知道
He a magician! How I supposed to know?
听着宝贝你瞧你瞧
Listen, baby, look. Look, now.
我想做正确的事
I'm trying to do the right thing.
我这样做都是因为你啊
I only did this 'cause of you.
你想要让我走上正轨
You've been trying to get my life right.
我是因为你才这样做的
It's been 'cause of you I'm doing this.
要不是为了你我才不会帮这货呢
I wouldn't even help the nigga had it not been for you.
这也是为什么我专门过来告诉你
That's why I even came over here to tell you.
为了这一切我想感谢你
I wanted to thank you for all the stuff...
你改变了我的生活
You-You done changed my life.
谢谢你宝贝
Thank you, baby.
快点
Hurry up.
谢谢 - 来吧宝贝
Thank you. - Come on, baby.
给你
Here.
哥们快来干活了速度
My man, come on, let's get it. Let's go.
我可没那么多时间
I ain't got all day.
哦
Oh...
嘿我不是在跟你说话
Hey. I wasn't talking to you.
我是跟小伙儿说的快点哥们
I was talking to my man. Come on, bro.
Bibby 我知道你♥他♥妈♥是在逗我
Bibby, man, I know you kidding me with this shit.
我知道你不会先去给他剪头
I know you ain't just gonna cut his hair
在你♥他♥妈♥兜了这么一大圈之后
after driving me around damn creation, man!
听着我知道但他有预约的
Listen, I know, but he had an appointment, though.
傻♥逼♥ 我也预约了 - 没错
Nigga, so did I! - That's true.
但是严格来说他预约得比你早
But, technically, his was before yours.
懂我的意思吗
Know what I'm sayin'?
冷静伙计
Just calm down, man.
我们只用待五分钟他不用他修一修就行
We gonna be here five minutes. He ain't got... he just need a line.
去吧 Bibby 妈的 - 谢了哥们
Go on, Bibby, man! Shit! - Thank you, man.
来吧没事
Come on now. It's all good.
就五分钟
Five more minutes.
好了小家伙完事了
All right, little man. There you go.
Bibby
Bibby!
怎么了 - 没有水
What? - The water's not running.
你不是说你交钱了吗
I thought you said you paid the bill.
我是交了啊
I did pay the bill!
那看来我是出现幻觉了是吗
Well, I guess I'm imagining things, huh?
我觉得我交钱了啊
Thought I paid that bill.
你是魔术师吗
You're a magician?
不是
No.
Bibby说你是啊
That's what Bibby said.
Bibby是个白♥痴♥
Well, Bibby's an idiot.
这话真刻薄
That's mean.
你能给我变个魔术吗
Can you show me a trick?
小家伙
Little man.
我刚告诉你我不是魔术师好吗
I just told you I wasn't a magician, okay?
你的头发是怎么回事
What's wrong with your hair?
你是生病了吗
Are you sick or something?
怎么回事
The hell?