患难与共（2015）

Sacramento was like this perfect storm.
等一切结束的时候 我只想到
And like, as soon as it was over, I was like,
‘不过就是个男人
"Oh, you're just a fucking dude.
不过就是个上了我的男人’
"You're just like this dude who's like, in my bed now."
我不想再看到他 我好累
And I just wanted him out, and I felt so sick.
我真的好累
I felt so sick.
好了 没事了亲爱的
Okay, honey, it's okay.
他妈的
Oh, fuck.
Brett又好像是变成了世界上最贴心的丈夫一样
And Brett has been, like,the greatest husband ever.
我真的好难再坚持下去 Tina
It's so hard to keep it in, Tina.
我快疯了 太难了
It's making me crazy. It's so hard.
我瞒着他这样一件他需要知道的事
I'm walking around with a secret he should know.
我必须告诉他 我要去告诉他
I'm gonna have to tell him.I'm gonna tell him.
-好啊 -嗯
- Okay.- Yeah.
-你要听我的意见吗 -嗯
- Do you want my advice?- Yes.
你♥他♥妈♥闭嘴
Keep your fucking mouth shut.
Tina 我做不到
Tina, I can't.
你行的
Uh, yeah, you can.
-你这不是好主意 -要我跟你说个事吗
- That's not good advice.- Can I tell you something else?
我也干过一两个已婚人士
I have fucked... one or two married people,
一当他们告诉了他们老婆
and, you know, the time that it became a disaster
就变成一场大灾难了
was 'cause he told his wife.
你要问我真对那男人有意思
And you know what I meant to this guy?
才不呢
Nothing.
老天 你老公不过正巧他妈出现而已
Oh my God, your fucking husband just walked in here.
-什么鬼 -Tina天哪
- What the fuck?- Oh, Tina, oh my God.
他听见我们说话了吗
Did he hear us talking?
-没 他在... -他在哪儿干嘛啊
- No, he just...- What's he doing in here?
他在买♥♥东西
He's shopping.
你打算怎么办
What do you wanna do?
我们...
Can we... I...
嘿 白♥痴♥
Hey, dork!
嘿你们 你们干嘛呢
Hey, guys! What are you doing here?
嗨 宝贝
Hi, babe.
怎么叫你白♥痴♥你会睬我啊
Why would you answer to "dork"?
-我不知道 -需要我为您效劳吗 先生
- I don't know.- Can I help you with something, sir?
不用 我随便看看 谢谢了
Uh, I'm good. I'm just browsing. Thanks.
我要买♥♥这个
I'll take this.
祝你生日快乐
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
谢谢Larry
Good, Larry.
祝你生日快乐
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Tina你真没劲
Tina, you're flat.
祝亲爱的Alex生日快乐
♪ Happy birthday, dear Alex ♪
唱得好
Perfect pitch.
祝你生日快乐
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
谢谢
Thank you.
太棒了
All right. Yay!
还有这儿
Little bit over here.
吹完了
All right, there we go.
好嘞 看礼物吧
Okay, presents?
好啊 看礼物咯
Mmm, yes, presents! Yes.
我和Michelle给你准备的礼物不太好拿
Michelle and I have something for you.It's not easily transportable.
所以我们拍了张照
So, we got a picture
-好啊 -好让你想看看
- Okay.- so you can kind of see what it is.
好极了
Awesome.
是Michelle搞定的
Michelle tracked it down.
这是亲笔签名吗
Is that his real autograph?
这是张原版的
It's an original.
拜托 到底是什么礼物啊
Come on, the suspense is killing me.
这是一张原版的《生活多美好》的海报
It's an original "It's a Wonderful Life" poster
上面还有Jimmy Stewart的亲笔签名
with Jimmy Stewart's actual autograph.
你们真是太厉害了
Gah! You guys are amazing.
噢
Aww. Oh-ho.
-太懂我了 -爱你兄弟
- Man after my own heart.- Love you, buddy.
我爱你们
I love you guys.
天哪 心灵整个都透亮了
Oh my God, my mind is blown right now.
-下一个是我 下一个是我 -好的
- Me next, me next, me next, me next.- Okay.
这可没刚才那个好
It's not as good as that.
-加菲猫的包装纸耶 -对
- Garfield wrapping paper!- Yeah, boo.
‘爱我,养我,永远不能抛弃我’
"Love me, feed me, never leave me."
这是我的人生格言
That's my mantra.
智能手表啊
A smartwatch!
-厉害吧 -嗯
- Boom.- Yes!
我们可以同步跑步了
Yeah, we can sync our runs together.
太贵重了
This is too much.
-谢谢你宝贝 -不可以
- Thanks, sweetie.- Yeah, boo.
-好了 谁是下一个 -我吧
-Okay, who's next?- Let's go.
不不
No, no. Oh!
不 那个人把东西包错了
Oh, no! The guy gave me the wrong gift.
亲爱的 你不是说很好吗
Honey, you said it was perfect?
是很好 但这个可不是
Well, it was, but this isn't it.
Tina你没必要给我礼物的
Tina, you didn't have to give me a gift.
只要你来就足够了
Just the fact that you're here is enough.
我猜那家店大概还开着吧
You know what? He's probably still open.
让我跑去看看能不能...
Let me just go run and see if I can quickly...
噢我去
Oh. Shit.
对不起
Oh. Sorry.
我想换个货
Hey! I have... I want to exchange this!
嘿
Hello?
我看见你了 畜生
I see you, motherfucker!
天啊
Oh, God.
他人呢
Where is he?
好大个
That's very large.
他们在厕所
Uh, they're in the bathroom.
好吧
Oh. Okay.
别闹
Come on.
给你
Hey, here it is.
哇 那是什么
Whoa, what is that?
你的礼物 笨蛋
This is your gift, dummy.
好啊
Okay.
好重啊
It's really heavy.
意在你永远不会迷失自己
So, this is so that you never lose your way.
真好 真漂亮
Great. It's really charming.
挺酷的 像个水肺
It's dope. It's like a scuba thing.
这是个罗盘
It's a compass.
是一艘古希腊船上的
It's from an old Greek ship.
太酷了
That's cool.
我觉得应该是意大利的 你看标记
I think that's actually Italian, the markings.
但船是希腊的
No, but it's... The ship was Greek.
有150年这么久
It's 150 years old.
谢谢你 太棒了
Thank you. It's great.
咱们还聚会吗 还要继续吗
Um, are we partying?Are we continuing this?
-要吗要吗 -我明天不用早起 所以谁还想再喝一杯
- Yes, yes, yes?- I got a late call tomorrow, so who's in?
我绝对还能再喝上一杯要是你也想的话
Uh, I mean, I would definitely do one more drink if you are up for it?
额 好啊
Um... yeah.
好极了
Yes.
-可以啊 -好的 我们可以
- We could do that.- All right, we're in.
我们也可以
We are in.
哦 我懂你们的
Oh, I... know how you people work.
说再来一杯可不是真的就一杯了 我该回去休息了
One more drink is not one drink.It's beddy-bye time.
我们去的
Aww. We're coming.
好吧知道了 说好
Okay, roger that. Like I said,
就一杯
one drink.
嘿 你好
Hey, Captain!
你能把这个带到波旁酒店吗
Can you, uh... Can you take this to the Bourbon Inn for me?
-好的朋友 放上来 -好
- Yeah, bro, drop it on in.- All right.
怎么了
What's going on?
让他把这个带回酒店
He's gonna take it to the hotel.
别别别 这可不行
No, no, no, no. That's not a good idea.
没事的 我会安全送到的
Not to worry. I'll get it there safely.
没事 我来