患难与共（2015）

来吧
Come on.
早上好啊
Hi. Good morning.
你是说不要吗 怎么了
Did you say, "Uh-uh"? What... what's wrong?
怎 你在干嘛 - 我以为
Where... what's happening? - I thought...
天呐 老兄
Oh, dude.
也太早了吧 别吵我
So early. No.
你干嘛要
Why are you...
对不起 我会错意了 对不起 - 一大早上就扑到我身上
Sorry, I thought I had a signal. Sorry. - All over me over here?
对不起
Sorry.
你吵到我睡觉了
Sleep deprived right now.
好了 对不起 是我的错 - 对不起
Okay, sorry, my bad. - I'm sorry.
我会错意了 对不起 真对不起
I misread that, sorry about that. I'm sorry.
没事的 - 好的
That's okay. - Okay.
别这样
Ow! Come on!
是你别这样吧 - 这样可不好
You come on. - Not cool.
一直摇来摇去的
Shaking all around.
对不起 -够了
Sorry. - Come on.
上外面撸去
Take it outside.
我说过对不起了 好吧 - 上外面撸去
I'm sorry, okay? - Take it outside.
把宝宝监控器也带上
And take the baby monitor.
去吧
Thank you.
我这是被驱逐了吗
Am I being evicted?
我的东西都去哪儿了
Where's all my shit?
我的天呐
Good Lord.
Brett 我被从赶出来了 是真的 就现在
Brett, I'm getting evicted, literally right now.
我现在迫切需要你的帮助
I need some serious backup.
嘿 嘿 别动我东西
Hey! Hey! That's my stuff!
别乱来
That's...no es bueno!
随便租个货车什么的 我也不知道
Get a U-Haul truck, something, I don't know.
反正我现在就是要你帮忙 快点行吗 抱歉这么早就打电♥话♥给你
I need help stat, all right? I'm sorry to call so early.
我爱你 哥们儿
I love you, dude.
好了 伙计 这样就可以了
All right buddy, let's get you all fixed up.
要不要开那么快
Come on!
我觉得你吃的够多了
I think we've had enough of those.
得了吧 我不会 别再跟我说吃素什么的了
Please, I don't... don't give me a vegan lecture.
你也别再跟我唠叨什么健康饮食 知道了吗
I don't want to hear about a food documentary, okay?
我现在就只想吃东西
Let me just enjoy this right now.
我这是为你好 爱之深责之切 快把甜甜圈都给我
I'm just trying to help. This is tough-love time. Give me the fucking donuts.
想让我把甜甜圈给你吗 - 没错 快给我
You want the donuts? - Yeah, I want the donuts.
好吧
All right.
你要就给你吧
You can have them.
谢谢
Thank...
你这是故意的
You just did that right to my face.
我就是故意的
Right in your face.
这是你自找的
All right.
这是我的甜甜圈
Those are my donuts!
快给我
Give me them!
快给我 把整袋都给
Give it to me. Give me the bag of...
好吧 现在好了吧
All right, you see?
你现在一团糟 看着我
You're a mess. Look at me.
好了 你这边沾上了一点
All right, you got a little bit right here.
还有一点 好了
Just a little bit. All right.
刚才真是不好意思了 不过我是为了你好
I'm sorry it came to that, but it's for your own good.
我爱你
I love you.
我受够了
It's over.
什么受够了 - 我不干了
What's over? - I'm done.
什么叫你不干了 - 我要回家
You're done with what? - I'm going home.
你还哪来的家可以回 东西全在我 - 我要回我妈家
You don't have a home. I have all your... - To my mom's house.
底特律吗
To Detroit?
是的 我还在这里做什么演员的白日梦 实在是
Yeah. The acting thing is not happening, man. It's just...
太他妈操蛋了
It's fucked.
我这么胖 又开始秃头
I'm fat. I'm getting bald.
我受不了吃闭门羹的感觉了
I can't take the rejection anymore.
我受不了那些洛杉矶排骨精像看鲸鱼出水那样看我了
I can't take skinny, beautiful LA people looking at me like I'm a fucking whale.
不是每个人都把你看成是鲸鱼的 知道不
I don't think everybody thinks you're a whale, okay?
人们看到我的时候 都想把我抓起来研究
People look at me, man, they want to fucking harpoon me.
好了 这只是一场挫折 每个人都经历过
Okay, this is a setback. We've had these.
这样我们才能再成长 走向胜利
We regroup, and we triumph.
这就是人生
That's what we do.
你这又是什么狗屁道理
What are you talking about?
你好好想想1995年的时候
Let me just take you back to 1995.
高中二年级 你演耶稣也是大明星
Senior year, high school, "Jesus Christ Superstar."
你在舞台上死去 表演后又站起来
You died on stage, you rose from the dead,
台下所有的观众都看哭了
And everybody in the audience fucking wept.
是你感动了他们 知道吗
You moved them, okay?
你知道观众里有谁没哭吗
Do you know who wasn't weeping in that audience?
Billy Stayson
Billy Stayson.
他就坐在前排做这个动作
He was sitting in the front row doing this...
而我却在舞台上死在了十字架上
The whole time I was dying on the cross.
他为什么要那么做
Why was he doing that?
因为我跟他说了我的梦想 我当时说 哥们儿
Because I shared with him my dream. I was like, "Dude,
我要去好莱坞闯荡 我要成为大明星
I want to go out to Hollywood and become a star.
然后他说 你要是去了的话
And he said, "If you do that,
下场就是做醉鬼和给别人含屌♥
You'll end up sucking dick on Hollywood and Vine."
好吧
Okay.
那时候 我还觉得他可真是个混帐
Back then, I thought he was an asshole.
可是现在 再回想起来
But now, in retrospect?
这他妈才叫未卜先知
He's a fucking prophet.
好了 该正经一点了
All right, green smoothie time.
我们会把沙发留给你睡
We'll set up the couch for you.
其它的事以后再说 - 好的 我知道了
We're getting there. - All right. All right.
你怎么跑到驾驶座上去了
Why are you sitting in the driver's seat?
能把钥匙给我吗
Can I have the keys, please?
不行 我才不要把钥匙给你
No, you may not have the keys.
我所有的东西全都装到货车里了
All my shit's packed up in a U-Haul, man.
这已经是最明显的暗示了 这里根本容不下我
What more of a sign do I need? There's nothing for me here.
听着 你根本就不懂 知道吗
Look, you don't understand, okay?
我需要你留在这儿
I need you here.
我得参加家庭聚会 而且还是在沙滩上 还要装作很有趣的样子
I have to go to family day, and be at the beach, and pretend it's fun?
我想你根本就不了解
I don't think you understand.
我知道有我在
I know that I'm the cog in the wheel
能让你在沙滩聚会的时候好过一些
That maybe makes beach day better for you...
但我觉得你根本就没试着要从我的立场来看待这件事情
But I don't think you're seeing anything from my point of view right now.
Alex
Alex.
我还能说什么 伙计
What do you want me to say, man?
我需要 就像
I need, like...
我需要你能花一天时间陪我
I need a day from you, okay?
你能给我一天的时间吗
Will you give me, like, a day?
跟我们一起去参加家庭聚会
Just come to family day with us?
嗨 爸比
Hi, Daddy!
嗨 Soph
Hi, Soph.
你们好啊
Hi. Hi, guys.
Alex 我听说了你公♥寓♥的事了
Alex, I'm so sorry about your apartment.
没事 真抱歉我又把你老公给偷走了
Oh, that's okay, I'm sorry I stole your husband again.
没关系的 - 你好啊 Sophie
That's okay. - Hi, Sophie!
能过来帮我拿一下保温箱吗 亲爱的
Do you want to come help with this cooler or something, hon?
当然 我马上就过来
Yeah, of course. I'll be right there.
拜托 就当我求求你
Please. Please, come on.
那就给你24个小时
You got 24 hours.
对了 你姐姐去哪儿了
Where is your sister, by the way?
她还在那个男的家里吗 - 别问了
Is she still at that guy's house? - Don't ask.
金龟子船到底是什么样的
what exactly is a Scarab boat?
你还记得
Do you remember the, uh...
迈阿密风云的第一季吗 - 当然
The first season of "Miami Vice"? - Yeah.
一开始用的是克里斯船厂的390型号♥
That was a Chris Craft Stinger 390.
到了第二季
The second season,
他们就换成了金龟子船
They started using a Wellcraft Scarab boat.
我的船就是第二季那种
That's what I have.
那可真棒
That's awesome.
我会带你去坐一下的
I'll take you out on it.