柯明斯基理论

‪天啊 你都老了
Boy, you got old.
‪就你还说我呢
Look who's talking.
‪你感觉怎么样？
How're you feeling?
‪我知道你是关心 ‪但问的是什么傻问题
I know you mean well, but that is a stupid question.
‪明迪呢？
Where's Mindy?
‪她和马丁去吃东西了
Uh, she and Martin went to get something to eat.
‪你留下来照看我？
And you stayed to keep an eye on me?
‪你想得美
Oh, don't flatter yourself.
‪所以 你本来打算隐瞒多久呢？
So, how long were you planning on keeping your condition a secret?
‪隐瞒什么？
What condition?
‪我不知道 我就是想和女儿待会儿
I don't know. I just wanted to spend time with my daughter
‪又不想让她担心我
without her having to worry about me.
‪罗兹 她很担心
Roz, she's worried.
‪是啊
Yeah.
‪但你不是一个人 ‪我们会跟你共渡难关的
But you're not alone. We're gonna get you through this.
‪好吧 我很感谢你的好意 ‪但不会有什么好结果的
Yeah. Well, I appreciate your concern, but this does not end well.
‪你又不知道 还可以化疗…
You don't know that. I mean, there… there's, uh, chemo--
‪做过了 ‪-骨髓移植…
Did it. -Bone marrow---Did it.
‪整体医学疗法…
All kinds of holistic stuff--
‪整体鬼扯差不多 也做过了
Bunch of bullshit. And did it.
‪好吧 肯定还有你没做过的
Well, I'm sure there's things that you didn't do.
‪桑迪… ‪-抱歉
Sandy… -Sorry.
‪我忘了 我前妻是全世界最聪明的人
I forgot my ex-wife is the smartest person in the world.
‪所以你其他前妻 ‪才一个赛一个的蠢吗？
Is that why all your other ex-wives are dumber than a bag of rocks?
‪这么说有点难听啊
Ooh. That's a low blow. -Mmm.
‪但也许是这样
But maybe. Yeah.
‪假设你是对的 你有什么计划吗？
Assuming that you're right about this, what's your plan?
‪其实很简单 真的
Well, it's pretty simple, really.
‪过了一阵子后 我会住护理院 ‪之后就住临终关怀院
After a while, I go into assisted living then hospice.
‪然后我得了解了解 ‪帮助那些在第三世界的病人
And then I get to find out if helping sick people in third-world countries
‪能不能让我进天堂
gets me a meet and greet with Jesus.
‪你太难搞了
You are a piece of work.
‪我还记得 你觉得我太浑蛋的时候呢
I remember when you thought I was a piece of ass.
‪我那可都是夸你的
I always said that as a compliment.
‪那不都一样吗？
And I took it as one.
‪听我说
So, listen,
‪你的计划一点都不好
um, your plans are no good.
‪没有什么护理院 或者临终关怀院
There's not gonna be an assisted living or a hospice.
‪你就跟我和明迪一起住
You stay with me and Mindy.
‪如果有需要 就请人帮忙
If we need help, we'll bring somebody in.
‪行不通的
That's not gonna work.
‪太难了 又太累了
It's too hard. Too exhausting.
‪别显摆你聪明啦
Oh, stop being so smart.
‪还太贵了
Too expensive.
‪你忘了 你女儿明迪继承了一大笔钱
Aha! You forgot your daughter is Mindy Warbucks.
‪再说了 每给你花一美元
Besides, every dollar we spend on you
‪就相当于
is a dollar not spent on hair plugs
‪马丁的植发资金少了一美元
for Estelle Schneider's little boy.
‪你净瞎扯
You aren't serious.
‪他确实说了想要那种 ‪往后梳高的蓬松卷发
He has expressed a desire to bring back the, uh… the pompadour.
‪“库奇 把你的梳子借给我吧”
"Kookie, lend me your comb."
‪好吧 所以为什么？
All right. So, why?
‪什么为什么？
Why what?
‪为什么 都这么多年了…
Why, after all these years of…
‪都这么多年了…
after all these years…
‪别多想了 我就是想那么做
Don't overthink it. I… I just, uh, do.
‪你在戒酒吗？
Well, are you a recovering alcoholic?
‪你是在补偿什么吗？ ‪-我说了 别多想了
You making amends? -I said, don't overthink it.
‪我很好奇你是怎么出生的 ‪剖腹产还是自然分娩？
I'm curious. Were you born cesarean or vaginal?
‪替我打掩护啊
Cover me.
‪什么？问这个干嘛？
What? Why?
‪我猜是自然分娩的 ‪因为你跟你妈妈很亲嘛
I'm gonna guess vaginal, 'cause of how close you are with your mom.
‪我妈剖腹产生的我
I was cesarean.
‪她不耐烦自己生
My mother couldn't be bothered to push.
‪嘿
Hey. -Shh.
‪她还好吗？
She okay? -
‪你知道吗？到现在我吃果冻时 ‪还是会想起打广♥告♥的比尔科斯比
Do you know, to this day, I eat Jell-O, I think of Bill Cosby?
‪我就会因为 ‪我还是很享受吃果冻而愧疚
I feel guilty now 'cause I… I still enjoy it.
‪因为他的咸猪手…
'Cause the--Hmm.
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‪之后啊就打得火热…
And then the sparks fly…
‪好吧 有道理
Oh, okay. That makes sense.
‪不
No.
‪我们不是为钱来的 ‪-是为了帮助人类的
This isn't about money. -We're here to help mankind.
‪你能别瞎扯吗？
Oh, will you just stop it with that shit?
‪是真的啊 ‪-谁关心啊 闭嘴！
It's true. -I don't care. Just stop it!
‪有话快说
Make it fast.
‪好的 是这样 我们只是想 ‪感谢你能尊重爸爸的…
Okay, so, uh, we just wanted to thank you for honoring Dad's…
‪赶紧说
Faster.
‪…遗愿 ‪我们也想像你一样 所以我们提议…
…wishes, and we wanna do that too. -So what we're proposing---
‪时间到 ‪-创办一家慈善基金会
Time's up. Is to create a philanthropic foundation
‪好把爷爷的遗产用在公益事业上 ‪主要放在健康和教育方面
that gives grandpa's money to good causes, with a special focus on healthcare and education.
‪你怎么想？ ‪-有什么想问的？
Thoughts? -Questions?
‪好吧 有什么猫腻？
Yeah. What's the catch?
‪没有啊
There's no catch.
‪我们就是正好聊到 ‪怎样才会让爷爷开心
We just got to talking about what would make grandpa happy,
‪然后就有了这想法
and we came up with this.
‪诺曼纽兰德家族基金会
The Norman Newlander Family Foundation.
‪我们旨在帮助那些社会地位低的人…
Our mission statement is to help down-stats--
‪社会地位低的人？
Down-stats?
‪穷♥人♥
Poor people.
‪就是让穷♥人♥享受到免费医疗服务 ‪还可以走上学术道路
Is to help poor people get access to free healthcare and pursue their educational goals.
‪有奖学金的
With scholarships.
‪那是他想要的
That is what he wanted.
‪对吧？
Right?
‪所以 你们想要什么好处？
So, uh, what's in it for you?
‪发放这笔钱 将是我们的全职工作
Well, giving away all this money would be our full-time job.
‪有些回报就好
We would just need some kind of compensation.
‪来抵消开支之类的
To cover expenses and such.
‪当然可以
Sure. Yeah.
‪所以呢？
So?
‪所以什么？ ‪-所以 告诉我要多少钱
So, what? -So, give me a number.
‪谈那个之前
Well, before we do that,
‪我觉得讲讲我们能为这份工作 ‪做出什么贡献很重要
I think it's important to factor in what we bring to the job.
‪我作为山达基教的教务人员…
My training as a Scientology registrar is particularly--
‪要多少钱？
What's the number?
‪一年一百万 ‪-每人
A million dollars a year. -Each.
‪五十万？ ‪-出去
Half a million? -Get out of here.
‪山达基教的教务人员 真的吗？
"Scientology registrar," really? -
‪你的履历能写什么？“瘾君子”吗？
What's your résumé say, "dope fiend"?
‪喂 我都戒了好不好
Hey, I'm in recovery.
‪嘿 我可都踏上哈伯德之桥了 ‪-你也就是个混♥蛋♥
Hey, I'm an operating thetan. -You're an operating asshole.
‪露丝 赢得那张船票 ‪是我一生之中最美好的事
Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me,
‪它让我有缘与你相识 我此生足矣
because it brought me to you. And for that, I am… I'm thankful.
‪我此生足已 露丝 ‪所以你一定要答应我
I'm thankful, Rose, so you… you… you must do me this honor.
‪答应我 你一定要活下去
Promise me that you'll survive. -
‪不论发生什么 不论希望多么渺茫
No matter what happens. No matter how hopeless.
‪向我发誓
Promise me.
‪你绝不违背誓言 露丝
And never let go of that promise, Rose.
‪永不放弃
Never let go.
‪我永不放弃
I'll never let go.
‪我永不放弃
I will never let go.
‪杰克 有船来了
Jack, there's… there's a boat.
‪有船来了 杰克
There's a boat, Ja… Jack.
‪回来
Come back.
‪回来！
Come back!
‪我永不放弃
I'll never let go.
‪结束！
And scene!
‪太棒了！演得好
Terrific! Good job.
‪谢谢