柯明斯基理论

"Don't assume the audience is going to understand this stuff."
‪但他们…我说“他们”时指的是那些人
But they--And when I say "they," I mean "they."
‪他们坚持 要这个角色这么说话
They insist that's how the character would speak.
‪编剧懂什么
Writers.
‪太他妈甲方了
Fuckin' bullies.
‪嘿 这位小姐真是太棒了
Oh, hey, way to go with this young lady here.
‪跟我没什么关系 是其太有才华了
I had very little to do with it. They is truly talented.
‪好了
Stop.
‪如果你什么时候有空
Hey, if you ever have a free night,
‪欢迎你来我的课堂
maybe you'd like to come to one of my classes,
‪讲讲你做演员的方式手法
talk about how you approach your work.
‪谢谢
Well, thank you.
‪我很乐意去
I just may take you up on that.
‪我在大♥师♥课这个线上平台 ‪有一场关于表演的互动课
You know, I have an acting workshop on MasterClass.
‪当然 这个我有所耳闻
Oh sure. No, I've… I've heard of that.
‪你可以看看这个网站
You should check out the website.
‪海伦米伦、娜塔莉波特曼、斯科塞斯 ‪有好多名人在用
Helen Mirren, Natalie Portman, Scorsese. A lot of big people are doing it.
‪很厉害 好的
Uh, that's cool. Yeah.
‪我有我自己的网站 还用照片墙
I got my own website, you know. I do the Instagram.
‪偶尔也用油管
A little YouTube. -Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
‪摩根 到你了 ‪-好的
Morgan. Ready for you. -Okay.
‪准备好拍特写镜头了吗？亲爱的
Ready for your close-up, dear?
‪是吧 ‪-好的
I guess. -Okay.
‪很高兴认识你 ‪-我也是
Very nice to meet you. -Likewise.
‪再见
Bye.
‪“偶尔也用油管”？
"A little YouTube"?
‪很好 桑迪 说得真好
Good, Sandy, that's great. That's just…
‪好个屁
fucking great.
‪（米索和弗兰克烧烤店）
‪（鸡尾酒）
‪你还能来 我真是太高兴了
I love it that you still come here.
‪有好吃的 忍♥忍♥也值得
When something is good, you stick with it.
‪你这么说 有点不好听吧
That's a little insulting.
‪喂 是你跟我提的离婚
Hey. You divorced me.
‪对啊 是因为你差劲
Oh yeah, because you weren't good.
‪好吧 我说错了
Oh well. I stand corrected.
‪聊聊别的吧 ‪-好啊
Moving on. -Okay.
‪婚礼要怎么办？ ‪-好说
How do we do this wedding? -Oh, easy.
‪所有事情都由我和明迪一起准备 ‪你付钱就行
I'll plan everything with Mindy, and then we hand you the bills.
‪“所有事情”指的是…
And by "everything" you mean…
‪菜单、食物、乐队、鲜花、来宾
The menu, food, the band, the flowers, the invites,
‪婚纱和婚宴彩排
the wedding dress, the rehearsal dinner.
‪别担心 也许明迪会想要一场小型的 ‪关系近的亲友出席的婚礼
Oh, don't worry. Maybe Mindy will want to keep it small and intimate.
‪也许 我们能引导她这么想
Maybe we can encourage that.
‪对马丁的父母了解多少？
What do we know about Martin's parents?
‪不多
Not much.
‪他爸去世了 ‪他妈住在斯科茨代尔的老年贫民区
His, uh… his dad passed. His mom's in one of those, uh, senior citizen ghettos in Scottsdale.
‪愿上帝保佑她 他们关系好吗？
Oh! God's waiting room. Are they close?
‪我觉得不好
I don't think so.
‪每次我问起她
Every time I ask about her, he, uh--
‪他都会畏缩一下 然后就会换话题
He flinches a little bit, then he changes the subject.
‪你在开玩笑吧 ‪-没有 你试试就会看到的
You're kidding. -No. Try--Try it. You'll see.
‪他真的像这样…
He actually goes…
‪天呐 跟母亲不和 不是什么好消息
Oh, God! Mommy issues. Oh, that's not a good sign.
‪你也总拿这点说我
That's what you always said was my problem.
‪好吧 跟我说说
Well, tell me.
‪为什么 你这辈子
Why is it that, in your long life…
‪不管跟哪个女人一起
…you have utterly failed to form a lasting relationship
‪你都维系不了长久的关系？
with any one woman?
‪我又没说你说错了
I didn't say you were wrong.
‪我知道 现在说已经没什么意义了
I know it doesn't mean much at this point, uh…
‪但我很抱歉 ‪我没有做一位更好的丈夫
…but I'm sorry I was not a better husband.
‪对我来说很有意义 谢谢你
That means a lot. Thank you.
‪告诉我
Tell me.
‪你为什么没再婚？
How come you never remarried?
‪你真的想知道？
Oh, you really want to know?
‪好吧 桑迪 亲爱的
Well, Sandy, sweetheart,
‪我一直爱着你
I never fell out of love with you.
‪真的？
Really?
‪不 我是在耍你
No. I'm fucking with you. -
‪是因为一直忙于工作
I was too busy with the work.
‪你干嘛要这么做？ ‪-对不起
Why would you do that? -I'm sorry.
‪你根本不觉得对不起 ‪-是的 一点都不
You're not sorry. Yeah, right. -No, I'm not sorry.
‪为耍了我举杯 ‪-为耍了你举杯
Here's to fucking with me. -Here's to fucking with you.
‪跟我说说实话 关于那个俄♥罗♥斯♥妓♥女♥
Tell me the truth about the Russian hooker.
‪该死
Oh, shit.
‪给你个惊喜 ‪-你们好啊
Surprise! -How do?
‪想怎么着？
Now what?
‪我们对之前的事很不好意思
Oh, we were both really upset about how we handled things,
‪我们想道歉
and we wanted to apologize.
‪根据山达基教的情绪度等级表 ‪我们在悲伤之下
On the emotional tone scale, we are below grief,
‪徘徊于自贬与弥补之间
somewhere between self-abasement and making amends.
‪而我知道 ‪希腊人带着特洛伊木马作为礼物
Uh-huh, and I see the Greeks have come bearing gifts, huh?
‪我不懂 你什么意思
I don't know what that means,
‪但这件羊绒帽衫是送给你 ‪是布鲁诺库奇利牌的
but this is a cashmere hoodie from Brunello Cucinelli.
‪还有高级红酒和奶酪
And this is an assortment
‪来自拉瑞酒柜
of fine wines and cheeses from Larry's Liquor Locker.
‪我们能聊一下吗？
Can we just talk for a minute?
‪我有的选吗？
Do I have a choice?
‪我们只是想让你知道 ‪我们很抱歉找了个律师对付你
We want you to know how sorry we are for siccing our lawyer on you.
‪真不该那样做
That was totally uncalled-for,
‪而且我找了第三方开始调查
and I have initiated a third-party investigation
‪看看是不是因为一个讨厌的人 ‪才有了这些麻烦
to find out whether a suppressive person caused the entheta.
‪你有什么毛病啊？
What is wrong with you?
‪我会弄明白的
I'm gonna find out.
‪就这样吗？说完啦？
Is that it? Are we done?
‪还没有
Not quite.
‪根据你说的“至少”要出的钱数 ‪和我们自己的调查
Based on your lowball number and our own inquiries--
‪谷歌♥
Google.
‪我们大概估计了爸爸的遗产…
We guesstimate Dad's estate--
‪现金、股票、债券、动产和不动产
Cash, stocks, bonds, properties,
‪持有的纽兰德经纪公♥司♥股份
controlling interest in the Newlander Agency.
‪大概价值一亿美元
To be worth about $100 million.
‪只是猜的
Again, a guesstimate.
‪我们认为 即使拿出来一些
And we think it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world
‪也不是什么大事
for some part of that to be distributed now.
‪电汇、手♥机♥支付、贝宝支付都行 ‪你决定
Yeah. Bank wire, Venmo, PayPal. Your call.
‪首先 资产不是价值一亿元
Okay, first of all, the estate is not worth 100 million.
‪不是吗？ ‪-接近1.5亿
It's not? -Closer to 150.
‪是估算的吗？
Is… is that a guesstimate?
‪不是
No.
‪再说一次 我接到的指示是 ‪把这笔钱全捐给慈善机构
And once again, I have been instructed to give it all to charity
‪如果我认为你们两个 ‪还不能成熟地处置这些钱的话
if, in my judgment, neither of you seem to be mature enough to inherit.
‪你现在的倾向是？
Which way do you think it's leaning?
‪此刻？
At the moment?
‪美国癌症协会 红十字会 ‪也可能是犹太人归耶稣协会
American Cancer Society, Red Cross, uh, maybe, uh, Jews for Jesus, you know.
‪奶酪不错
This is good cheese.
‪桑迪 我在这儿就直说了
Sandy, I'm just gonna throw this out there,
‪只是为了讨论一下而已
and this is just for the sake of argument,
‪但考虑到你年纪大了 如果你…
but given your advanced age, what happens to--
‪小心
Careful.
‪算了 ‪-很好
Never mind. -That's a good call.
‪好了 妈妈 我想我们就聊到这儿了
Okay, Mom. I… I think we're done here.
‪非常感谢你抽出时间 ‪-不客气
Thank you so much for your time. -Sure.
‪我希望你知道 ‪尽管在钱的问题上 我们有许多分歧…
I… I hope you know, despite all this back and forth about money,
‪我还是很爱你的
that I love you very much.
‪晚安 菲比 ‪-晚安 桑迪
Good night, Phoebe. -Good night, Sandy.
‪桑迪
Sandy.
‪我也很爱你
I… also love you very much.
‪希望你享受 我们的闹剧
I hope you're enjoying this.
‪天啊 你说得对！
Oh, my God, you're right!
‪每次看到这些演员 ‪不管他们演的什么