换挡（2025）

宝贝，我们该走了，晚餐订在7点。
Babe, we should get going
'cause dinner's at 7:00.
她老拉着我去尝些高级美食。
She's getting me
to try fancy foods.
你知道我昨天吃了什么吗？
You know what
I had yesterday?
香菜。
Ci-lan-tro.
“了如指掌”？
"Finger on the pulse"?
“我知道街区发生的一切”？
"I know everything that's
happening on the block"?
嗯，重要的是，我们发现了她为什么拒绝我。
Well, the important thing is,
we found out why she told me no.
嘿，伊芙。
Hey, Eve.
哎呀，这不是黄金单身汉吗。
Well, if it isn't
the Golden Bachelor.
你是直接从花♥花♥公♥子♥豪♥宅♥来的吗？
Did you come straight
from the Playboy Mansion?
听着，伊芙，莱利没权利
Listen, Eve,
Riley had no right
告诉你我的私事。
telling you about
my personal business.
马特，你不欠我解释。
Matt, you don't owe me
an explanation.
我们之间没什么。你可以和任何人做任何事。
There's nothing between us.
You can do whatever
with whoever.
那是个相当不错的“任何事”。
That's a pretty good
whatever.
等等，我现在是第三者了吗？
Wait, am I
the other woman now?
和她什么都没发生。
Nothing happened with her.
好，因为我会撕了那贱♥人♥。
Good, 'cause I will
cut a bitch.
记下了。
Noted.
说实话，我——我一直没能
And the truth be told,
I-- I haven't been able
停止想，嗯，那个吻和你。
to stop thinking about,
um, that kiss and you.
所以，我们要试试吗？
So, are we trying this?
是的。
Yes.
我这边需要点时间
It's gonna take
a little time on my side
因为已经，都，40年了，
'cause it's been,
like, 40 years,
而且我得习惯女人不♥穿♥连裤♥袜♥
and I've gotta get used
to women not wearing pantyhose
而且总是穿运动服，虽然我喜欢...
and always wearing workout wear,
although I like...
你能嚼得再大声点吗？
Could you chew any louder?
嘿，他现在正在《心如刀割》。
Hey, he just
had his heart broken.
是啊，老爸，我和莉莉永远不可能了，
Yeah, Pops, me and Lily
are never gonna happen,
所以我在用吃发泄情绪。
so I'm eating my feelings.
你能把助听器拿出来吗？
Can you just take out
your hearing aids?
嗨！我带了个朋友回来。
Hi! I brought someone
home with me.
嗨，卡特。
Hi, Carter.
莉莉！你怎么在这儿？
Lily!
What are you doing here?
我穿着宝可梦睡衣、吃墨西哥玉米片的地儿？
Where I live and eat nachos
in my Pokemon pajamas?
我的七年级数学有些内容搞不懂。
I'm really struggling
with seventh grade math.
真是太难了。
It's just so hard.
所以，我请莉莉当我的家教。
So, I asked Lily
to be my tutor.
我得换衣服。可能要一会儿。
I have to change.
Might take a while.
没关系。准备好了吗，卡特？
No worries.
Ready, Carter?
是的！
Yes!
谢谢。
Thank you.
噢。
Aww.
他会搞砸的。
He's gonna blow this.
-是的。
-绝对。
-Yep.
-Absolutely.