新冠时期的爱情（2020）

How's it going with Niles?
他真的很可爱
Oh, he's so freakin' cute.
我好想把他吞掉
I just wanna eat him up.
他吃东西的时候会用鼻子吹口哨
Girl, he does this thing where he whistles through his nose when he eats.
我知道这听起来很奇怪
I know, it sounds weird,
但实在太可爱了
but it's so freakin' adorable.
那你好好享受吧
Mmm, enjoy it, girl.
现在是蜜月阶段
This is the honeymoon phase.
这段日子最棒了
That's the best part.
并且...
I will say...
造人阶段... 也不赖
the baby‐making phase... ain't bad either.
快跟我说说
Oh, tell me about it. Please.
我们还在调整中
Well, you know, it's been an adjustment.
毕竟过去几年詹姆斯经常不在家
I mean, with James being gone so much the last few years,
这是查莉出生后
this is the first time that
他头一回在家里待这么长时间
he's been home this much since Charli was born.
但这是好事 对吗
But it's good, right?
是啊 我是说...
Yeah, I mean...
尤其是现在我们有机会
especially now that we get the chance
用一种全新的方式来育儿
to do this whole baby thing differently.
我怀孩子带孩子的大部分时间都是一个人
I mean, I was alone for so much of my pregnancy with Charli and then after.
现在我们调情 上♥床♥
We've being flirty and sexy,
我觉得我们比以前都要亲密
and I feel like we're more connected than ever.
我很喜欢那样
I love that!
多谢 我也是
Thanks. Me too.
我也很为你高兴
Love it for you too, girl.
我有没有跟你说过 肖恩和我做了个跳舞挑战
Did I tell you Sean and I did a dance challenge?
他还挺棒的
And he's actually really good.
我还给他做了个口罩 和你的那个一样
Oh, and I made him a mask just like yours.
是不是很可爱
Isn't that cute?
我们的孩子会很好看的
Oh, our kids are going to be so gorgeous.
或许可以把我们的精♥子♥结合
Maybe we'll, like, mix our sperm together.
或许有办法能把精♥子♥中的DNA融合起来
Or maybe there's a way to merge the DNA from two sperms.
我不知道 科学家会想出办法的
I don't know, science will figure it out.
他还会说法语
Oh, and he speaks French.
你都不了解他
You barely even know him
现在就打算跟他结婚生小孩
and now you're gonna get married and have babies
然后搬去加拿大了吗
and move to Canada?
好吧 艾尔
Okay, Elle,
我很抱歉 好吗
I'm sorry, okay?
我自己沉迷于肖恩
I got, I got so wrapped up into Sean.
我不想让你觉得被抛弃
I, I don't want you to feel abandoned because I met someone.
我能问你个问题吗
Can I ask you a question?
好 当然可以
Yeah. Yeah. Of course.
你为什么不喜欢我
Why aren't you attracted to me?
-你什么意思 -你说你最近
‐ What do you mean? ‐ You said that lately
对女性产生了性吸引力
you've been feeling sexually attracted to women.
那为什么不喜欢我呢
So... why not me?
你是我最好的朋友
I mean, you're, you're my best friend.
我爱上你了
Well, I'm in love with you.
我想做那个跟你生孩子的人
And I want to be the one to... have babies with you
跟你结婚 去巴黎
and get married to you and go to Paris
搬去加拿大
and move to Canada!
当然 我觉得
But of course. Of course. I think, I think
-你很美 你很性感 -不 没事的
‐ You're beautiful and‐and‐and you're sexy. ‐ No, no. It's fine.
你说得没错
It's really, um... you're right.
我们是最好的朋友
We're best friends.
既然现在我已经开了口
And now that I've said it out loud,
这话听起来确实有点奇怪
it does sound a little weird, you know.
就好比你重复一个词许多遍
Like when you start saying the same word over and over again,
听起来就不像一个真的词了
it doesn't even sound like a real word anymore.
比如橙子 或者肥皂
Like orange. Or soap.
肥皂
Soap.
肥皂
Soap.
看看这是谁 肖恩打给你了
And look who it is? Sean is calling you.
你应该接
So you should answer.
代我向他问好
And... tell him I said hi.
又有一起事件持续发酵
Another story unfolding.
这段令人毛骨悚然的视频引发了越来越多的愤怒
There's growing outrage over chilling video
一名来自佐治亚州手无寸铁的黑人男子
showing the deadly shooting of Ahmaud Arbery,
阿默德·亚伯里被击毙
an unarmed black man in Georgia.
两名持枪的白人父子
Two white men, a father and son, both with guns
在他跑步时与其相遇
confronting him while he was jogging.
警告 此视频包含令人不适的内容
We warn you, the video is disturbing.
我真的好蠢
I'm so stupid.
你还好吗
You okay?
没事
Yeah. Uh...
这本书的结局很悲伤
It's just a sad ending.
你想谈谈吗
You wanna talk about it?
不用 我没事
No. I'm fine.
书给你
Um, here's the book.
抱歉 我应该先把书消毒的
Sorry. I, I should have disinfected that first.
不用担心
No worries.
享受阅读吧
Well, enjoy the read.
谢谢
Thanks.
看看我们刚刚收到了谁的信件
Look what we just got in the mail.
天哪 是艾迪考特太太
Oh my God, it's Mrs. Aldicott.
真是太可爱了
That's so cute.
我都不知道你们居然还跟她有联♥系♥
I didn't know you were still in touch with her.
她是我最喜欢的老师
She was my favorite teacher.
我知道 我也最喜欢她
I know. She was my favorite too.
在你小学毕业很久之后
I volunteered in Nanda's classroom
我去南达的教室当志愿者了
long after you graduated from the elementary school.
我能看看吗
Can I see?
金婚了
Fifty years.
想象一下
Imagine that.
你们俩结婚多久了
How long have you guys been married?
我们...
We're...
-24... -25...
- Twenty‐four... ‐ Twenty‐five...
-算到今年夏天的话 -算到去年夏天
- years this summer. ‐ last summer.
所以 你们也差不多一半了
Okay, so, you're almost halfway there.
我还以为我和乔丹总有一天会结婚
I thought Jordan and I were gonna get married someday.
真的吗
Really?
现在他的照片墙像什么都没发生过一样
Now he's on Instagram acting like nothing ever happened.
我还挺庆幸 我年轻心碎的时候
Well, I'm sure glad that Insta wasn't around
还没有照片墙这种东西
when I was young and getting my heart trampled.
-照片墙 -他们这么叫 我也该学会
‐ Insta? ‐ That's what they call it. I should know.
我在"墙上"
I'm on the "Gram."
他在"墙上"
Oh, he's on the "Gram."
是这样的
Apparently.
你在妈妈之前有前女友吗
Did anyone ever break up with you before you met Mom?
天哪 当然了
Oh my God, of course!
就一次
Once.
蒂娜·古德曼在高中伤透了我的心
When Tina Goodman broke my heart in high school,
我当时觉得我的人生都结束了
I thought my, my life was over.
-真的吗 -当然了
‐ Really? ‐ Yeah.
我溜进她家后院
So I, uh, snuck in her backyard,
爬上树
I climbed up the tree.
我想敲她的窗户
I wanted to knock on her window
祈求她跟我复合
and beg for her to take me back.
但我爬向她窗户时
But when I reached out to the window,
我脚底抹油 摔了下去
I slipped and I fell,
压坏了她爸爸的烤架
and I crushed her dad's grill.
不
Oh no!
我喜欢这个故事
I love that story.
她跟你复合了吗
Well, did she take you back?
没有
No.
但她在我的石膏上签名了
But she did sign my cast.
你呢 妈妈
What about you, Mom?
杰米·智威特
Jamie Dewitt.
一点也不智慧