东区恋人们（2012）

你还好吗?
嗯 不 我觉得世界末日不可能会来临的
没 抱歉 不是去约会 但是我有在跟某个人交往
他是个作家 还挺有抱负的
嗨 妈妈
Hey, Mom.
还行
It's good.
因为我不觉得世界将要终结
Because l don't think the world's gonna end.
是 我知道那些玛雅人的事 不过...
Yeah, l understand about the Mayans, but...
啊 不 好吧
Yeah, no, okay.
嗯 没 我知道
Yeah, no, l get that.
我只是觉得玛雅人并不正确
l just don't think the Mayans were right.
我是说 我是要去参加末日派对 但是…
l mean, l am going to an end of the world party, but…
三个月了
Three months.
他叫托姆
His name is Thom.
不 托姆 我为你狂喜 特别激动
No, Thom, l'm thrilled for you. l'm completely excited
《巴黎评论》 那可真了不起
The Paris Review,that's a big fucking deal.
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好吧 可你听起来可不怎么激动
Well, you don't sound very thrilled.
为什么 托姆? 我怎么会不激动?
Why, Thom? Why wouldn't l be thrilled?
因为你总有那种奇怪的想法 认为这个故事
Because you have this bizarre notion that this story,
好像每件事情 都是关于...你
like everything else,is about...you.
你或许可以改一下人名的吧?
You could've maybe changed the character's name?
- 或许你不觉得... - 这是虚构的
- Maybe don't you think... - lt's fiction!
在这个"虚构故事"里叙述者构思的
ln which the narrator meditates on how much
可是他有多么想背着他冷淡蛮横的男友偷♥情♥
he wants to cheat on his frigid shrew of a boyfriend
整整用了15页!
for fifteen pages!
这故事说的是本能的渴求和欲望
lt is a story about the natural longings and desires
每个人都…
that every person…
这话留给Nifty的读者听吧 好吗?
Save it for nifty.org, okay?
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《巴黎评论》老天
The Paris Review.Jesus Christ.
我妈会读到这篇的 托姆
My mother is going to read this, Thom.
你妈怎么会读这个?
How's your mother gonna read this?
她设了你为关键字的谷歌♥提醒
She has a Google alert set up for you.
真的?
Really?
我们能把这事速速解决了吗?
Let's just get this thing over with, okay?
我们已经迟到了 凯茜可能已经…
We're late, so Kathy's probably already...
快打扮好了
getting dressed.
听着…
Look...
如果你不想出门 咱们就不去了
lf you don't want to go out,we don't have to.
我们要出门
Oh, we're going out.
还要玩得痛快
With a bang.
噢 玩个痛快
Oh, with a bang.
嘿 宝贝
Hey, babe.
不是吧!
No!
大家总说我♥干♥什么都迟到
Everybody always says l am late to everything,
这次我可不要连世界末日都迟到
and l am not going to be late to the end of the world.
跟你在一起总是做♥爱♥做♥爱♥做♥爱♥
lt is always sex, sex,sex with you.
每回都是 无一例外
All sex, all the time.
那就是你想要的吗? 一直做?
ls that what you want? Sex all the time?
当然了 宝贝 让我进去
Babe, of course it is, let me in.
我们交往都大概六个月了!
We've been dating for, like, six months!
你甚至有把我当女朋友吗?
Am l even, like,your girlfriend?
你是我女朋友?
Are you my girlfriend?!
我是说 我以为你是的
l mean, l thought you were my girlfriend.
好吧 我当你女朋友
Fine, l'll be your girlfriend.
给我十五分钟
Give me 15 minutes.
嗨 伊恩
Hey, lan.
嗨 伙计们
Hey, guys.
凯茜呢?
Where's Kathy?
梳妆打扮
Gettin' dressed.
老天
Jesus Christ.
她做什么事都要迟到吗?
ls she always late to everything?
她是怎么做到的?
How does she even do that?
你刚说什么 托姆?
What was that, Thom?
你看起来美极了 宝贝
You look great, Babe.
你确定不和我们一起回去没问题?
Are you sure it's okay don't come back with us?
确定 我天天如此
Yeah, l do this. like,every single day.
- 老天! - 叫得真好!
- God! - Yes!
速速忏悔吧!
Fucking repent!
我忏悔
l repent.
昆西 这是伊恩 我男朋友
Quincy, this is lan,my boyfriend.
你是神殿护卫吗?
Are you the temple guard?
不 我并不是玛雅人
No, l''m not actually Mayan.
我不知道还有没有玛雅人了
l don't know if anybody's Mayan anymore.
因为殖民什么的
Something about colonization.
我想对你们说的是
l want you guys to know
你们不会变成献祭者的 可以了吧?
you are not gonna be human sacrifices, okay?
- 多谢相告 - 托姆可是个资深的"殉道者"
- Appreciate that. - Thom's an experienced martyr.
我们是不是该换装啊?
Were we supposed to dress up?
- 我喜欢换装 - 不 今晚我才是主角!
- l love dressing up. - No, this is about me!
这是我的专场! 我 我 我 只有我 懂吗?
This is my moment!Me, me, me, me, me, okay?
每人领一本口袋圣经
Everyone gets a pocket Bible.
给你一本 这本给你 还有你 你
One for you, and for you and for you, for you,
还有你会爱上我
and You're gonna love me! ?
你知道是什么歌♥吗? 听出来了吗?
You understand that reference? Did you get that?
那么 是这样的
So, here's the thing.
我已经擅自把《启示录》中一些
l already took the liberty of highlighting
事件做了加重标注
a few things out of Revelations.
它们非常适合作杯垫
These make great coasters.
也可以用来塞门侧柱 生火
They're also good for door jambs, kindling,
当然了 你还可以用它来攻击同性恋
and, of course, you can bludgeon a homosexual.
噢 可以了 好萌 好有爱的仇恨犯罪
Oh, yes, okay, very cute.Very cute hate crime.
现在 赶快进去狂欢享受吧!
Now, go in there and rapture your ass off!
快去 快去!
Let's go, let's go!
想喝点什么吗?
Do you want a drink?
威士忌 双倍的 谢了
Whiskey, double, please.
再来罐蓝带啤酒
And a PBR.
快走!
Go!
你知道这并不是真的世界末日 对吧?
You know the world isn't actually ending, right?
我的耳环是用《吉屋出租》豪华版做的
My earrings are made of the Rent musical, deluxe edition.
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天呐 为什么男人都那么怕做承诺?
God, why are guys so afraid of commitment?
我不怕啊
l'm not afraid of commitment.
这是我们在一起六个月的纪念日
lt's our six-month anniversary.
但这才…
But it's only…
到凌晨就是了 随便啦!
lt will be at midnight.Whatever!
没关系了 反正我也没给你准备什么
lt's okay, l didn't get you anything either.
我完全不介意 我们现在是要分手吗?
l don't really care. Are we breaking up right now?
什么?
What?
谢谢
Thank you.
哇
Wow.
怎么了? 我不该喝吗?
What? Was l not supposed to drink it?
噢 对 只是用来做样子的 抱歉
Oh, right, it was just for display. Sorry.
我们能消停点享受一下欢愉吗?
Can we just try to have a good time, please?
那个人怎么样? 他看起来是你想要的"欢愉"
How about that guy?He looks like a good time.
去吧 花♥花♥公♥子♥
Go for it, sport.
- 我对他没兴趣 - 你肯定有
- l don't want to go for it. - Sure you do.
我全都看过了 在《巴黎评论》上
l read all about it -in the Paris Review.
在爱情之都公开出版
Published in the city of love.
杂♥志♥创刊时在巴黎 现在是在纽约发行
嘿...
Hey...
看着我...
Look at me...
我要的是你
l want you.
看那人 他看起来挺浪的
Look at that guy,he looks pretty slutty.
他穿的可是开襟羊毛衫He's wearing a cardigan.
英伦学院风的经典款 给人儒雅稳重的感觉
是啊 紧身款
Yeah, a tight one.
你去哪?
Where are you going?
再拿点喝的
To get another drink.
BGM
Amazing
by Hi Fashion
你喜不喜欢我的帽子 我可不在乎
♪ l don't give a crap if you don't like my hat ♪
因为我知道它棒极了
♪ Because l know it's amazing ♪
我也不关心 你欣不欣赏我的耳环
♪ And l don't give a poop if you don't like my hoops ♪
因为我知道它们也棒极了