未来总统日记

日记 我的竞选学生代表之路 出征未捷身先死
Diary, my bid for Student Rep was over before it even began.
不如叫五香牛肉二愣子呢
More like Patty Meltdown.
卡尼罗·里德家的变化也很飞速
And things were changing fast at the Cañero-Reed household.
山姆要搬过来
Sam is moving in.
山姆搬进来还挺酷的 是吧
Pretty cool Sam's moving in, huh?
我听从自己的内心
I listened to my heart.
至少出演音乐剧可以转移一下我的注意力
At least with the musical, I had something else to focus on.
而鲍比…
Bobby, on the other hand...
我加入是因为我女友在里面
I joined because my girlfriend's in it.
-不错啊 -是啊
-Oh, nice. Oh! -Yeah.
-杰达·柯林斯·弗罗斯特 -是的
- Jada Collins-Frost? - Yeah.
-好消息啊 哥们 -多谢 老兄
-That's what's up, man! -Thanks.
鲍比也有不少问题要头痛
Bobby had a lot on his plate too.
说再见有点难
It's gonna be hard to say goodbye,
我对未来的事很激动
but I am so excited about what's on the other side.
好在妈咪在烦其他事
Luckily, with Mami so distracted,
我把名字从学生代表报名表划掉这件事 没告诉她 也问题不大
it was easy to avoid telling her I crossed my name off the Student Rep list.
艾琳娜有没有提到新绰号♥
Has Elena mentioned anything about a new nickname,
或不再竞选学生代表 或者…
or about not running for Student Rep, or...
这也就意味着 我有很多时间计划下一步怎么走
Which meant I had plenty of time to figure out my next move.
任何事呢
...anything at all?
嗨
Hi.
我亲爱的 艾琳妮塔
Mi amor. Elenita.
我的爱
My love.
学生代表竞选进行得如何
How's the Student Rep race going?
-很好 -听到这个消息我很难过
-Great. -I'm so sorry to hear that.
等一下 什么
Wait, what?
进行得不错
It's going well.
你确定吗
Are you sure?
因为 你想啊
Because, you know,
母女感情最深厚
there's nothing like the bond between a mother and her daughter.
你什么都可以告诉我
You can tell me anything.
我很可能会赢 甚至连R老师也这么认为
I'm probably gonna win. Even Ms. R. thinks so.
太棒了
Fantastic.
这正是我期待听到的
That's exactly what I expected to hear.
别那样看着我
Stop looking at me like that.
怎么回事 你从不对妈咪撒谎
What was that? You never lie to Mami.
如果我跟她说学生代表的事 你知道会有什么后果
You know what'll happen if I tell her about Student Rep.
退选这事 我不是被说教 就是要听励志演讲
I'll get a lecture on quitting or a motivational speech,
基本上也是说教 只不过语气上略微不同
which is a lecture in a slightly different tone.
无论哪种 都要持续三小时
Either way, it'll last three hours.
跟爱你的人分享你的感受一定很难吧
It must be so hard, having to share your feelings with people who love you.
没错 她深深以我为傲
Exactly! She's so proud of me.
现在我放弃了 她不知道反而比较好 好吗
And now I'm a quitter, and it's better if she doesn't know that, okay?
她很会小题大做的 我只是不想让她打扰我
She can be a lot. I just need to keep her off my back.
或者你可以把名字加回到报名表上
Or you could just put your name back on the list, huh?
报名截止前还有时间
You have time till the sign-ups close.
-我不会那样做 -你要怎么做
-I'm not doing that. -What are you gonna do?
就让那可怜的女人 帮你参加压根不存在的竞选吗
Have that poor woman help you on a campaign that doesn't exist?
然后怎么样 告诉她你没选上
And then what? Tell her that you lost?
这是个好主意
That's a great idea.
说实话不是更简单吗
Wouldn't it be much easier to tell the truth?
如果我的脑袋里
What would be easier is
没有这个烦人的声音总在指挥我 那才叫简单
if I didn't have this annoying voice in my head telling me what to do.
我就是你 这是你的声音
I am you. This is your voice.
真的吗 我不记得自己的声音这么刺耳
Really? I don't remember sounding this shrill.
抱歉 失言了
I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
为什么男人从不被说声音刺耳
Why are men never called shrill?
（艾琳娜·卡尼罗·里德之物）
我已经准备好
面对恐惧 追逐梦想
我战无不胜
我保持自我
你好 世界 也不知道我以后会怎样
不管我做什么
最重要的是旅程本身
我可以做到
不敢相信就这样搬过来了
I can't believe this is it.
真不敢相信你竟然让我帮你搬家
I can't believe you're making me help you move.
帮忙 来的路上 你让我请你喝14美元一杯的奶昔
Help? You made me buy you a $14 smoothie on the way here.
夏威夷果的确不便宜啊
Macadamia milk is not cheap.
你要去敲自己家的门吗
Are you about to knock on the door of your own house?
我们提前到达了 严格说我还有一小时才住这里呢
We're early. Technically, I don't live here for another hour.
山姆 你太荒唐了 你住在这里 走进去就好啊
Sam, you're being ridiculous. You live here. Just walk in.
抱歉 一切是都新的 我还得慢慢摸索
Sorry. It's all new. I'm just trying to figure it out.
至少你找到门了啊
Oh, well, you figured out the door.
-我找到了门 -是的
-I got the door. -Yeah.
凯萨·查维斯、甘地和金·乔治六世 有什么共同之处
What do Cesar Chavez, Gandhi and King George VI have in common?
有人知道吗
Anyone?
请讲
Yes?
他们都死了
They're all dead guys?
对 不过我想的不是这个
Yes. But that's not what I was thinking of.
他们都是极具天赋的演说家
They were all incredibly gifted speakers.
不是这个
Not this.
-怎么了 -我知道听起来没什么意思…
- What's going on? - I know that sounds boring...
可那是新生历史演讲
It's the freshman History speech.
杰达的姐姐提醒过我
Jada's sister warned me about this.
已经开始了 我以为我们还有时间
Already? I thought we had more time.
-什么是新生历史演讲 -我还这么年轻 前途不能就这样被毁掉
-What's the freshman History speech? -I'm too young to go down like this.
现在 话虽如此
Now, that being said,
我想让你给全班同学 讲两分钟你喜欢的话题
I want you to speak to the class for two minutes on whatever topic you'd like.
我唯一的要求就是选择你热爱的去说
My only requirements are that you choose something that you're passionate about.
真的吗
Seriously?
-要发自内心的 -内心
-Speak from the heart. -The heart?
在这两分钟里跟同学们分享你自己
Share a part of yourself with the class during those two minutes.
把这次机会当作你心灵的窗口
Think of it as a window to your soul.
老天
Oh, God.
嗨 亲爱的 怎么样 有学生代表的消息吗
Hi, mijita. How's it going? Any Student Rep news?
没有 我只是在为竞选演讲找灵感呢
No news. Just already brainstorming my campaign speech.
我以为年底才需要演讲呢
I thought you didn't have to say a speech till the end of the year.
我应该一直等到前一天晚上才准备
I'm supposed to wait till the night before?
你可不是这么教我的
You raised me better than that.
当然 要早点开始
Of course. Getting an early start.
妈咪
Ugh, Mami.
如果你在准备演讲稿 需要索引卡吗
Uh, do you need index cards if you're working on your speech?
我们的五乘八的索引卡貌似用完了
I mean, the last time I checked, we were out of five-by-eights.
是的 我从学校拿了一些 R老师借给我一叠
Oh, yeah, I got some from school. Ms. R. let me borrow a stack.
不过我一直以为让学校提供竞选材料
But I thought that it was a conflict of interest
会有利益冲突
for the school to supply campaign materials.
加布 你妈给我打电♥话♥
Gab. Your mom's calling me.
等一下 不要接
Wait. Don't answer that.
好险啊 日记 就差一点
That was a close call, Diary. Too close.
加比和我的税前收入差不多
Well, Gabi and I make roughly the same before taxes.
想听听我的退休金计划 我还没有呢
Wanna hear about my 401? I don't have one.
我开玩笑的
I'm kidding! I'm kidding.
你刚才问山姆赚多少钱了吗
Did you just ask Sam how much money he makes?
因为你不告诉我啊
You weren't going to tell me.
你都不接电♥话♥
You're not answering your phone.
我都快忘记你的声音了
I was beginning to forget what your voice sounded like.
妈咪 我上周给你打过电♥话♥ 别这么夸张
I called you last week. Don't be dramatic.
下次别接
- Next time, don't pick up.
抱歉 我害怕了
- Sorry. I panicked.
关于你的生活 你什么都没告诉我
You tell me nothing about your life.
他在你家过夜了吗
Is he spending the night at your house?
他正准备离开
Uh, he was just leaving.
艾琳娜呢
How about Elena?
小女总统怎么样了
How is our little presidenta doing?
她很好
She's great.
我们的关系从未像现在这样好
Our relationship has never been better.
你来电♥话♥前 我们正聊得开心呢
We were just having an amazing conversation right before you called,
所以我得回去继续和她畅聊了
so I should get back to her feelings.
小姑娘 我死前再打给我 好吗
Niña, call me again before I die, okay?
再见
Bye.
我妈真让人受不了
My mother is a lot.
我明白了 我们怎么还没告诉她搬家的事