未来性♥爱♥
第一集 寻觅爱情 强于现实
尿睾酮水平升高 前往最近的康复矫正中心接受同性恋康复治疗
四川有限责任公♥司♥ 182座
生育税
立即付款
做回自己 变得自♥由♥
不再缴纳生育税 不再产生夫妻问题
别把时间浪费在性♥欲♥上
别把金钱浪费在性♥欲♥上
享受生活
我想打炮
I want to get laid
好主意 - 不 我认真的
Good one!- No, I'm serious
你认真的啊 - 是啊
You're serious?- Yeah
怎么回事呢 你是不是停药了
But why?Did you stop dosing or what?
四天前停的 - 为什么啊
Four days ago.- Why would you do that?
老兄
Man
别告诉我你放弃治疗了
Don't tell me you're off the program
老兄 这药吃了头疼 我每天一起床就感觉像宿醉
Those pills gave me headaches, man. Like I wake up everyday and it's like I got a hangover
那倒是
Yeah
那你想缴纳生育税吗
How about paying the fertility tax?You want to do that?
我只是想要一张全天的通票
I was going to get a 24 hour pass
老兄 老兄 这 你疯了吗
Dude, dude...What, are you out of your mind?
老兄 你哪有这么多钱
Man, you don't have that kind of money
我还有存款 我去取出来
I... I got some saved up. You know, I'll dip into that
好 你把钱花光了 然后呢
Okay, so you spend all your money on this. And then what?
我不想要孩子 好吗
I'm not trying to have kids, okay?
我甚至不想结婚
I don't even want to get married!
我只是 我需要知道
I just... I need to know
凯尔 听我说 老兄
Kyle, let me tell you, dude
女人不值得 老兄 有更好的东西
Pussy is not worth it, man. The other stuff is much better
当然 可我怎么知道是什么
Sure, okay, but it's just how the hell would I know?
我可以赚更多的钱 凯尔
I could make more money.- Kyle!
对吧 但我只是想再试一次
Right? But I just...I wanna try this one time,
然后我会接着吃药
and then I'll go back on my meds
很好
Fine
好吧 我
Okay, I
我知道一个地方 你可以去那里
I know a place you can go
你不需要其他人 你只需要你自己
You don't need anyone else,you just need you
身份证
I.D.?
可以了
Alright
谁给的
What's this?
吧台对面的女士
It's from the lady at the end of the bar
你在找它
You're looking for it
抱歉 你说什么
Sorry, what?
它在你的眼中
It's in your eyes
你在找它
You're looking for it
找什么
Looking for what?
现实
The real thing
它长什么样
What's it like?
我希望你能告诉我
I was hoping you could tell me
都说现实并没那么好
People keep sayingthe real thing isn't as good
是的 但是
Yeah but,
吃一粒药就能让它消失 是不是有点奇怪
it seems weird to make it go away by just taking a pill, doesn't it?
是
Right
特别是当有更好的方法时
Especially when there's a much better way of
让它消失
making it go away,
对吗
right?
对
Right
我要你
I want you
欢迎回家 萨莎
Welcome home, Sasha
那我们现在是脱了 还是
So do we just get undressed, or...?
没错 - 没错
Yeah.- Yeah
哦抱歉 你没事吧 -没事
Oh sorry! Are you ok?- Yeah
你喜欢你见到的吗
You like what you see?
喜欢
Yeah
你为啥停下来
Why are you stopping?
我可以吸你的奶吗 - 可以
Is it ok if I kiss your boob?- Yes, yes
啊
Yeah
对不起 我用力过猛了吗
Sorry, is that too hard?
别咬它就行
Just no biting
这只是在家里的治疗 他们真的想这样 所以
It's just the programs at home,they really like that, so
不是我用的疗法 亲爱的
Not the programs I use, sweetie
好 我们来一个
Okay. Let's try something
我♥操♥ - 没事的没事的 别管它别管它
Oh shit!- It's ok, it's ok. Leave it, leave it, leave it
对不起
Sorry! Yeah?
没事
Alright
抱歉
Sorry
我把它脱了
I'll get this off
对不起
Sorry!
好啦
Okay
对不起 我不能
Sorry, I can't
来 让我来
Here, let me
进去了吗 - 进去了
Is it in?- Yeah
这样 活动你的屁♥股♥
Here just, move your hips
你咋又停了
Why'd you stop?
对不起 稍等一下 我硬回去
Sorry just give me a second okay,I can get it back up
好吧
Okay
需要我帮忙吗
You need a hand?
不用 我没事 只是
No, I'm okay. Just
等我一下 好吗
just give me a sec, alright?
嘿 我有个主意
Hey! I have an idea
他们说的对
It's true what they say
虚拟比现实更好
Virtual is way better than the real thing!
是的 有道理
Yeah, you're probably right
你准备好再来一轮了吗
You ready for round two?
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