Chandler: I just walked in the bathroom saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
我刚才走进浴室，竟看见凯斯一♥丝♥不♥挂！！简直是种折磨！
Ross: You know if we ever go to war and you're captured, you're in for a big surprise.
如果你曾当过战俘，那你才会惊讶的知道什么叫"折磨"。
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! You know? I mean it's bad enough that I'm in love with my roommates girlfriend.
情况越来越糟！！你知道么？我爱上了我室友的女朋友，这可太糟糕了！
Which by the way, I think she knows. Because every time we're in the same room together there's this weird like energy between us.
而且，我想她也知道。因为每次我们俩同处一室，在我俩之间总有种怪异的能量。
And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked.
更叫我疯狂的是，我想她也喜欢我。而且现在我更看见她的裸体了！！
I mean at least when I've seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boils or something.
我是说，当我看见她穿着衣服的时候，我至少可以想象她的躯体长满了疮之类的东西。
But there are no boils, she's smooth! smooth!
但是现在却没有树皮，她是光着身子的！光着的！
Phoebe: Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe?
喔！大家是不是都看见他浴袍下面的东西了？！
All: Yeah! Oh my God!
是啊！我的天！
Casey: Here you go.
给你！
Joey: Great! All right, so I'll call you later.
好极了！那么，我迟些打电话给你。
Casey: Great!
好的！
Chandler: Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that?
嘿！那是谁？
Joey: That would be Casey. We're going out tonight.
那是凯希，我们晚上要约会。
Chandler: Going out, huh? Wow! Wow! So, things didn't work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
约会？喔！喔！那么你和凯斯有什么不妥，嗯？真可惜。
Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. I'm having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
没有，我跟凯斯很好。我今晚和她有个迟点的晚餐。就在我和可斯的晚餐之后。
Chandler: What?
什么？
Joey: Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is: I just ate a whole pizza myself!
是的。是的。更夸张的是我刚刚一个人吃了一整个披萨！
Chandler: Wait! You're going out with Kathy!
等一下！你要和凯斯约会！
Joey: Yeah. Why're you getting so upset?
对，你干嘛这么不安？
Chandler: Well, I'm upset- for you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you.
全是因为你。我是说，没完没了和各色美貌女子上床，恐怕很难满足你。
Joey: What is the big deal? It's not like we're exclusive.
这有什么大不了的？？又不是只有我们才这么干！
Chandler: Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs.
听着，乔伊。凯斯很明显无法满足你的感情需求。
But Casey, I mean granted I just saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that she's-she's smart, and funny, and gets you.
但是可斯，老实说我只看到过她的后脑勺，但是我能感觉到她。。她聪明、风趣而且能捉到你的心。
Joey: You got all that from the back of her head?
光看后脑勺就知道这么多？
Chandler: All right, look, I just think it's time for you to settle down. You know? Make a choice, pick a lane.
好吧，听着，我想你真的应该安定下来了。做个选择，选条道路。
Joey: Who's Elaine?
谁是伊莱恩？
Phoebe: "Little, tiny Tarzan, swinging on a nose hair. Swinging with the greatest of ease..."
小泰山，在鼻毛上荡秋千，悠闲的荡着秋千......
Darn it! Now I don't know how to get to the next verse.
该死的！现在我不知道该怎么转到下一段。
Ross: Oh, you could just go uh, "greatest of ease...BAH-bah-bha-bhannn." Then go right into it.
你只需要这样："很悠闲呀，然后继续下去。
Phoebe: Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about 'bah-bah-bha-bhan?'
对呀，我喜欢！等一下，你是怎么知道的？
Ross: Well umm, you know, I used to play.
呣，你知道，我过去也经常弹奏乐器
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, that's right, the keyboards, huh?
对了对了，是电子琴，呣？
Ross: Yeah, I mean, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean that's-that's when I really found my sound.
对，我上高中的时候只是玩玩，到大学时就完全地沉迷其中了。我是说，我那是真的找到属于我的声音！
Monica: Oh God! Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it. My God, I completely forgot about your sound.
喔，天！橙汁从我鼻子里出来了，但这也很值得，我都忘了你的声音。
Ross: Yeah.
是。
Monica: He used to lock himself in the basement for hours. No one was every allowed to hear, "The Sound."
他过去常常把自己关在地下室好几个小时。不准任何人来听他的那种"声音"。
Phoebe: I wanna hear "The Sound."
我想听那个“声音”
Ross: Really? No. I mean, no, I haven't played in so long, and-and, well it's-it's really personal stuff, you know?
真的？喔，不，我已经好久没有弹过了，而且，这是很私人的东东，你明白？
Phoebe: Come on, play that funky music white boy.
来嘛！演奏你那恐怖的音乐吧，"小孩"！
Monica: Yeah, come on.
是啊。
Ross: No, you guys, I mean, my keyboards are all the way uh- No, yeah, ok.
不，我的电子琴早就在我那收起来了。噢，好吧，我去拿。
Rachel: So, who wants to get some dinner with me later? I really wanna try that new Italian restaurant.
谁待会要跟我吃饭？我想去那家意大利餐厅。
Supposed to be really good. Saw a lot of Chinese people eating in there.
应该很不错，我看到里面有很多中国人。
Monica: What're you talking about?
你在说什么？
Rachel: Remember you said some restaurant must be really good because you saw all these Chinese people eating in there?
你常说某家餐厅一定很不错，因为里面有很多中国人。
Monica: That's because it was a Chinese restaurant.
因为那是中国餐厅。
Rachel: Oh. Well, I still wanna go. Who wants to come?
我还是想去，谁要一起？
Joey: Oh, I can't. I got two dinner dates tonight, so I gotta get ready.
我不行，我晚上有两个约会，所以，我要去准备了。
Rachel: All right, girls' night out.
好，就我们女生了。
Monica: Oh sorry honey, but we gotta prep that catering thing we have tomorrow.
对不起，我们得准备明天的宴会。
Rachel: Oh, that's right. I wish I was one of those people who could eat in restaurants alone.
是啊，我希望我可以像那些人一样可以一个人在餐馆吃饭。
Monica: You should try it. It's a really good thing to do.
你应该试试看，那样蛮好的。
Rachel: I just think I'd feel really self-conscious, you know? Like I was on display or something.
我会浑身不对劲，你知道吗？好像自己是展示品。
Phoebe: Nah, I was on display once. Nothing like eating alone.
我展示过，跟独自吃饭不像。
Rachel: I just had a great time with myself.
我自己玩得很开心。
Chandler: Well, this could be a good story.
听起来是个很好的故事。
Rachel: At dinner. It was so liberating! You know, I don't need people to have fun. I'm fun. I'm a fun girl!
我是说吃饭，感觉好自由，我不需要别人给我乐趣，我能自得其乐，我是个有趣的女孩。
Chandler: Are you a naughty girl? No, just fun. Fun. Good. Fun. Fun.
你是个坏女孩吗？有趣就好，有趣，很好。
Monica: See, I told you you'd have fun.
我就说会很好玩吧？
Rachel: I know.
是啊。
Chandler: Although I must say that I totally judge any woman I see eating alone.
但我对自己吃饭的女生有偏见。
Rachel: Why?
为什么？
Monica: Excuse me, what's wrong with a woman eating alone?
很抱歉，自己吃饭有什么不对。
Chandler: Well, obviously something. She's-eating-alone.
当然有，她自己吃饭耶。
Ross: Ok, guys.
好了，大伙儿。
Chandler: All right! Bring it on, you...
好吧，你竟然又找出来了。
Ross: Here we go.
我们开始吧。
Ross: You know, I've-I've never played my stuff for anyone before, so it's important that-that you understand it's about communicating very private emotions.
你们要知道，我从未，从未在别人面前表演过我的作品。所以你们得清楚一件很重要的事，我将和大家交流非常私人的感情。
Ross: You know, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems.
你们还得知道，你们得，呃，你们得思考，我的作品就像是是无言的诗。
Ross: That's what I'm...
我还要说......
Chandler: Oh my God! Play!
噢，天呀，快弹！！
Monica: Boy, that was-that was, umm...terrific.
听呀，简直太......呣，太棒了！
Chandler: Really, bitching!
真的是，棒极了！
Phoebe: Wow, it was so...wow!
喔，实在是太......喔！
Ross: Really? ! I mean, really?
真的么？我是说，真的么？
Rachel: Yeah, I mean, you should play in public!
是的，你应该到公众场合来弹。
Ross: Wow! Thanks, you guys. That's uh- ohh, I wanna, I wanna play you another piece! Umm! Uh! Aw!
喔！多谢大家！下面，我想，我想再为大家演奏另一首曲子！呣，噢！
I left my uh, helicopter sounds on another disk. I'll be right back, Ok? Aw, this's, this's so nice, I mean, I'm- I am so...
我把直升飞机的声音录在另一张盘上了。我去拿，马上回来，好么？这太好了！我是说，我是如此......
Monica: Oh God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement!
噢，幸亏老爸的地下室有隔音层！！
Rachel: Oh, I can't believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
噢，我不敢相信，他竟然用弹奏这种曲子的手指抚摸过我！
Phoebe: What're you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus it's just, it's so different from the stuff you usually hear.
你们都在说什么呀，我非常喜欢！非常动人！而且，而且它还同你们平常听的东西完全不一样！
Chandler: You mean, music?
你是说音乐吗？
Chandler: Yeah, I know what you're thinking! Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy.
是，我知道你在想什么！是的是的，你的胸部也很结实而诱人！
Chandler: Come in!
请进！
Kathy: Hey! Oh, God, is that Baywatch?
天哪，那是《海滩游侠》吗？
Chandler: Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles.
对，我只是为了写文章才要看的。
Kathy: So is Joey around?
乔伊在吗？
Chandler: No-no, he's not back yet, but he'll gonna be here any minute. So uh, come on in. Have a seat. Bow or stern?
不在，他还没回来，但是他再过几分钟就回来了。先请进，坐一会吧！船头还是船尾？？
Kathy: I uh, don't really have a preference. You?
我无所谓坐哪，你呢？
Chandler: I like it in the stern....of the boat. Hello.
我喜欢坐在"末端"......的船尾！喂。
Joey: Hey, it's me. Listen, Casey and I were on our way back and we had a little car trouble.
嘿，是我。听着，我和可斯在回来的路上，但是车子出问题了。
Chandler: What happened? .
怎么了？
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid.
我们在专属车道上抛锚了，我得走回去拿一些传动液。
Anyway listen, could you please tell Kathy that I'm sorry and I'll be there as soon as I can?
并且听着，请告诉凯斯我会尽快赶回来的。
Chandler: Why can't you tell her?
你怎么不自己说？
Joey:'Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to-
因为我只有一刻钟，而且我想投币时间快要......
Chandler: Joey! Joey! !
乔伊？乔伊？
Joey: Yeah?
怎样？
Chandler: I thought your time ran out.
我以为你时间到了。
Joey: Me too, but I guess I do have a couple of more-
我也这么以为，但是我想我还有几......
Chandler: Uhh, that was Joey. He's running a little late, and he says he's sorry.
呣，是乔伊，他说他很抱歉，他得迟点到了。
Kathy: Oh
噢。
Chandler: So, I guess it's just uh, you and me then.
噢。所以我想，呣。。现在只有你和我。
Kathy: Oh, ok.
噢，好。
Chandler: Yeah, I think it is!
呃，就是这样的了。
Kathy: So, what'd you do today?
你今天做了什么？
Chandler: Oh, I had an appointment to get my hair cut...
哦，我今天要去理发的。
Kathy: Oh, it looks great!
哦，你的发型很好看！
Chandler:...and then it got canceled.
呃，后来没去成。
Kathy: Well I can cut it.
我可以帮你剪。
Chandler: Really? ! Do you do that?
真的吗？你真的会？
Kathy: Yeah, I do. Oh, of course, I learned at my aunt's dog grooming shop, but hey, what do you say?
是的，我会理。我从我姑妈的狗儿理发店学的，你看怎么样？
Chandler: Dog grooming huh? Ok, just don't make my tail too poofy.
狗儿理发店？好的，只要别把我的尾巴搞得太脂粉气了！
Kathy: You have really great hair.
你的发质很好。
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. You know who also has great hair is Joey!
噢，谢谢。我自己长出来的。你知道么，Joey的发质也很好！
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, I'm basically done here. Let me just get this hair off your neck.
噢！是的！乔伊的发质也很好！呣，我基本上干完了。让我把你脖子上的头发屑扫掉。
Chandler: Wh-what're you doing?
你在干什么？
Kathy: Checking to see if it's even.
检查是否看着比较自然。
Chandler: Ok.
好。
Kathy: Looks good.
看起来很好。
Chandler: Oh It's the phone! The phone's making sounds! Hello!
噢！是电话！电话在响！喂！
Joey: Hey dude, it's me.
老兄，是我。
Chandler: Hey it's Joey!
我是乔伊。
Joey: Listen uh, I'm really sorry, but looks like we'll be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, went to put it in the car, transmission wasn't there!
听着，我非常抱歉，看起来我被困在这里了。我拿到了传动液，但是当我准备倒进汽车的时候，却发现传送器不见了！
Chandler: What?
什么？
Joey: Yeah, it must've fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.
嗯，可能是在前几个路口就掉了。当时听到异响，我还以为撞到了狗。
Chandler: Ok.
好
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize to her.
请凯西来听，我要跟她道歉。
Chandler: Oh yeah man. Joey.
好，乔伊找你。
Kathy: Hey. Oh no it's fine, don't worry about it. Yeah-no, stop apologizing, it's ok. Yeah! I'll talk to you tomorrow. I should uh, probably go.
噢，一切都还好，不用为我担心。噢，不用道歉，不要紧好，我明天再找你。我想，我可能得走了。
Chandler: Yeah. Yes! Yeah.
呃，是的！没错。
Kathy: I forgot my purse.
我忘了带皮包。
Chandler: Oh.
哦。
Kathy: Oh, I really did forget my purse.
我是真的忘了带皮包。
Chandler: No-mur-mur-mur.
不-不-不-不
Chandler: Oh no-no-no-no, it is bad, it's bad, it's bad!
噢，不-不-不-不！这太差劲了！太差、太差劲了！
Kathy: Horrible!
可怕极了！
Chandler: Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation?
呃等等，你是说吻得不好？
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
不，那个吻很棒。
Chandler: Ok!
那就好！
Kathy: No, but that's bad!
但这样很不好。
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Ok! Here's what we do, we-we forget it happened.
对，好，这样吧，我们忘了这件事。
Kathy: What? !
什么？！
Chandler: Ok, we-we swallow our feelings. Even if it means we're unhappy forever. Sound good?
好吧，我们得隐藏我们的感情，甚至可能我们将从此都不快乐，听起来好些么？
Kathy: Aw. Can you really do that?
你真的做得到？
Chandler: I have to; he-he's my best friend, and you're seeing him.
我不得不，他是我最好的朋友而你在跟他交往。
Kathy: Aw, Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but, with you...
钱德，我很喜欢乔伊，但是和你在一起......
Chandler: Oh-no-no-no! Don't! Don't! See? See, you're getting me confused, I'm starting to yearn.
不-不-不！不要说！不要说！你看，你把我弄胡涂了，我开始有所期望了！！
Kathy: I'm sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
我很抱歉。但如果你想装作什么都没发生，我可以试试！
Chandler: I-I think we have to.
我们非这么做不可。
Kathy: Ok. Bye.
好，再见。
Chandler: Bye.
再见。
Chandler: Are you still out there?
你还在外面吗？
Kathy: No.
没有。
Ross: Electrifying. Infinite time-time-time...
通电中，加重--时间。时间。时间。
Monica: You know, there's a Starbucks about three blocks down.
你们知道么，过去三个街口有家"星巴克"。
Phoebe: So inspired! Just look at him! Look at him go!
这是多么有灵韵呀！看他！听他的演奏吧！
Ross: Thank you guys-guys-guys...
谢谢各位。
Monica: Hey, aren't you on next?
接着不是该你？
Phoebe: Oh no, I'm not playing tonight.
不，我今天不唱了。
Rachel: Why not?
为什么？
Phoebe: I can't follow Ross! Can't even you know be like those poor bicycle ridding chimps who had to follow the Beatles. No.
我根本比不上罗斯！就像披头士演完了，让骑自行车的黑猩猩接着演奏一样。不行。
Monica: Phoebe, Ross sucks!
菲比，罗斯很烂。
Rachel: Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him.
菲比，他把客人都吓跑了。
Phoebe: Oh my God, he's not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!
噢天啊！他甚至在他自己的时代得不到大众欣赏，我巴不得跟他一样寂寞！
Monica: Ok. Umm, Phoebe, you suck too.
好，菲比，你也很烂。
Rachel: Yeah, Phoebe you're...awful!
是的，菲比你也差到一定份上了。
Phoebe: You guys. Yeah, you suck too.
你们俩，你们俩也很差，呵呵。
Joey: Aww man! I can't believe I locked myself out again!
噢！简直无法相信，我又把自己锁在外面了！
Chandler: Hang on buddy!
等一下，老兄！
Joey: Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
噢，天啊！这儿发生了什么事？难道你一个人买了这么多的东西？
Chandler: I sure did.
就是我。
Joey: Why?
为什么？
Chandler: Well, I just thought it'd make me feel good to do something nice for my friend.
呃，我只是认为，为我的朋友做点事，能让我感觉很好！
Joey: Well, you're amazing.
你真好。
Chandler: Oh no-no-no. This is amazing.
不，这个才叫好。
Joey: A TV that appears from nowhere! That's the dream! Man, how did you afford all this stuff?
一台随时可出现在眼前的电视机！简直象在梦里一样！老兄，你怎么买得起这么多东西的？
Chandler: Well, you know I'm 29. I mean who needs a savings account.
我都29了，还存什么钱？
Joey: Oh, you are the best friend anyone has ever had.
你是世界上最棒的朋友。
Chandler: Oh, I don't know.
喔，那可不一定。
Joey: No-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, I'm gonna do that.
噢，不-不-不，你是的！你不仅买了这么东西，还给我非常好的建议听着，昨天你让我只对一个女孩子好，我考虑后觉得你说的没错。
Chandler: You mean with Casey.
跟凯希？
Joey: No-no-no, I think I'm gonna see how things go with Kathy. She's pretty cool.
不，我要跟凯西继续，她很酷。
Chandler: Or Casey.
或者凯希？
Joey: No, no, Kathy.
不，凯西。
Chandler: Could be Casey.
凯希也行。
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
不，凯西。
Chandler: Consider Casey.
考虑一下凯希。
Joey: You know what I think? I think somebody's got a little crush on Casey. How about I fix you two up? What do you think?
你知道我怎么想么？我想有人有点为可斯抓狂了。嗯，我怎么撮合你们俩呢？你怎么认为？
Chandler: Than all the pieces of my life are falling right into place!
我的生活终于可以踏入正轨了！
Ross: Hey!
嘿！
Phoebe: Hey! You were really great! You were really, really great!
嘿！你太棒了！你真的，真的很棒！
Ross: Thanks, thanks. So Monica tells me that uh, you don't wanna play anymore because of me and you know my talent. Is that true?
哦，谢谢，谢谢。莫妮卡告诉我，因为我的天才演出，你以后都不再演奏了，真的么？
Phoebe: Well, kinda. Yeah. Yeah.
哦，大概吧......是的。
Ross: Pheebs...
哦，菲比......
Phoebe: Yeah, I- you know I was trying to be really you know ok and upbeat about it, but I just- I feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. I...
是的。但我无法，我尝试保持乐观，但是，在你的音乐天赋面前，我简直就像个侏儒！
Ross: See but, Pheebs that-that is the exact opposite intent of my music.
我明白，但是菲比，这就和我演奏的初衷完全相反了。
You know my music is-is meant to inspire, and if it bothers you this much, then I...I won't play anymore.
你知道，我的音乐是鼓舞人心的。但如果这反而挫伤了你，那么，我以后就不再演奏了。
Phoebe: Oh no. No-no-no, don't do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.
噢不！别这样，千万别这么干！如果离开你的音乐我怎么能活得下去呢？！
Ross: Yeah, ok.
好吧。
Rachel: Well I'd love to, but I have plans on Sunday.
我很想，但我星期天有事。
Guy: Well, maybe some other time.
那就改天吧。
Rachel: Sure. Just give me call; I'm in the book.
好，打电话给我。
Guy: Ok. Thanks a lot. See you.
好的，谢谢。再见。
Monica: What are you doing? He is cute and he's a doctor.
你在干什么？他很帅，又是医生。
Rachel: How do you know?
你怎么知道？
Monica: Honey, I eavesdrop because I care.
亲爱的，我偷听你打电话是因为我在乎你啊。
Rachel: Well, I have plans on Sunday.
我星期天有约。
Monica: With who?
跟谁？
Rachel: Me.
我自己。
Monica: Oh, God!
天哪！
Rachel: What-what? You are the one who told me how important it is to spend time alone.
什么啊？是你说独处很重要的。
I can't just go out with that guy when I have plans with myself. Wouldn't be fair to me.
我不能在我想独处的时候跟他约会，这对我不公平。
Monica: So basically you're saying you don't want to cheat on yourself?
你是说你不想对自己不忠？
Rachel: Well, if you wanna make me sound crazy.
如果你要把我说成疯子的话。
Ross: Saw the new furniture. Very nice.
看到你的新家具了，非常漂亮。
Monica: Yeah! Joey has the best boyfriend ever!
啊！Joey有个最～～～棒的"男"朋友！
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
我吻了凯西。
Ross: What?
什么？
Monica: Oh God, are you serious?
真的还假的？
Phoebe: Does Joey know? ?
乔伊知道吗？
Chandler: No. Is there anyway, anyway you think he'll understand this?
你们认为有没有可能，他会理解这件事？
Monica: You obviously haven't screwed over a lot of your friends. Which we all appreciate.
你显然还没有背叛过你的朋友。这正是让我们都敬佩不已的。
Ross: You know the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just would've just stepped aside.
不，最可悲的是，如果你在亲她之前告诉乔伊你的感受，我想乔伊肯定把她会让给你。
Chandler: Oh, don't say that! Don't say that. That's not true. Is it?
噢，不要告诉我！不要告诉我那是真的！
Phoebe: I think maybe, yeah.
我想可能，那是真的。
Monica: He loves you.
他爱你。
Chandler: Then why didn't you tell me to do that? !!
那你们怎么不告诉我？
Ross: I don't know- I-I said something to Phoebe.
我跟菲比聊过。
Phoebe: Yeah! No, that's right. And I thought it was a really good idea.
啊！不，哦是的。而且我认为那还真是个好主意。
Rachel: I know, remember that!
我就知道！
Monica: I remember you did.
我还记得！
Chandler: God! ! What am I gonna do? !
天哪！我该怎么办？
Rachel: Well, Chandler, you're gonna have to tell him.
哦，钱德，你得告诉他。
Chandler: Why? ! Why do I have to tell him? !
为什么？！为什么我非得告诉他？！
Rachel: Because you do.
因为你必须这么做。
Chandler: Yeah, I know.
是的，我知道。
Ross: Ok, would it be ok if I wrote a song about this?
嘿，我为此写首曲子，能不能让你好过点？
Rachel: I don't know if this is working out. I think...I think I wanna see other people.
我不知道这样下去行不行，我觉得，我想见其他人。
Wow. Didn't see that one coming. It's not that I don't enjoy this. I do. I just wanna see what else is out there. Hey Guy.
想不到会这样，不是我不喜欢这样，我喜欢，我只是想看看其他可能性。嘿，盖！
Guy: Hey.
嘿！
Rachel: What're you doing here?
盖，你怎么会来这里？
Guy: I work across the street.
我刚从对街过来。
Rachel: Oh, you know what? It turns out I'm gonna be free Sunday.
你知道吗？我星期天有空。
Guy: Ahh, you know? I wish you had called me. I-I just told 'em I'd work this weekend.
你应该早通知我，我刚同意周末加班。
Rachel: Oh, ok. Well, maybe next weekend.
好吧，那就下个周末。
Guy: Definitely! I'll see ya.
没问题，到时候见。
Rachel: Ok.
好。
Guy: Yeah, you'll be talking to me never, because you're a freak who eats alone.
我不会再理你了，你是自己吃饭的怪人。
Chandler: Hey!
嘿。
Joey: Hey! Samboucha Margarita?
嘿，茴香玛格丽特？
Chandler: Is that a real thing?
是真的吗？
Joey: Well, we only had Samboucha, so, it is now.
我们只有茴香酒，所以是。
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
听着，乔伊，我有事要说。
Joey: What's up?
什么事？
Chandler: It's-it's about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
是凯西的事，我喜欢她，其实是非常喜欢。
Joey: You do?
真的？
Chandler: Yeah.
对。
Joey: Well, your timing couldn't be better. She's not my girlfriend anymore.
那你的时机正好，她不是我的女朋友了。
Chandler: What?
什么？
Joey: Yeah, she broke up with me.
她跟我分手了。
Chandler: Oh uh, when?
什么时候？
Joey: Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kinda scene, that's why I let people watch.
就刚才，表演课后。开始我以为她只是在表演某个场景，我还叫大家来看。
Chandler: Oh, man, I am so sorry. Are you, are you ok?
太可惜了，你还好吗？
Joey: Well, I've been better, you know. But, I'm all right. So you like her, huh?
好多了，我没事，你喜欢她？
Chandler: Yes, but I-I uh, don't have to.
是的，但是我可以算了。
Joey: No-no, no-no it's uh, it's ok.
不，不，我没事的。
Chandler: Yeah?
真的？
Joey: Yeah. You know why? 'Cause you came to me first.
对，你知道为什么？因为你先来告诉我。
Chandler: Well, I thought that would be the best thing to do.
啊，我就知道我这么干没错。
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have your work cut out for you. Because when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that she's into some other guy. So...
注释：cut out for：适合于; 适合做某事; 准备。
但是，你听着，恐怕你还得努把力。因为我跟她谈的时候，我有种感觉，呃，她好像喜欢另一个人。所以......
Chandler: See uh, that's-that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
你知道么，这正是我想跟你谈的事情。我。我知道那个人是谁。
Joey: Who?
是谁？
Chandler: Oh. It's me. I'm the other guy.
是我，我就是那个人。
Joey: What?
什么？
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing led to another and...
是的，昨晚你回来迟了，凯斯和我聊天，但是另一件事发生了......
Joey: And what? ! Did you sleep with her? !
就什么？你跟她上床了？
Chandler: No! No! No! I just kissed her.
没有！没有！我只是吻了她。
Joey: What? !! That's even worse! !
什么？那样更糟！
Chandler: How is that worse? !
怎么会更糟？
Joey: I don't know! But it's the same! !
我不知道，我不知道！但那都不行！
Chandler: Look, I'm sorry! But there's nothing I can do, I think I'm in love with her!
听着，我很抱歉！但我没办法，我已经深深爱上了她！
Joey: Who cares? ! You went behind my back? I would never do that to you!
谁管你？！你背后下刀子！我从未这样对你！
Chandler: You're right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
你说得对，我无话可说 我完全过线了。
Joey: Over the line? ! You-you're-you're so far past the line, that you-you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
过线？！你。你过线过。。过了这么多！你甚至。。甚至看不到线在哪！你根本就没管那条线！
Chandler: Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!
是的！是的！我也知道这很糟糕。但你得相信我！
Joey: Oh my God. Is that why you bought all this stuff? !
哦，这就是你为什么买这么多家具？！
Well you know what, I will not watch your TV, I will not listen to your stereo, and there's a cinnamon raisin loaf in the new bread maker that I'm not gonna eat! You know why? !
哦，好吧，我不会再看你的电视，听你的音响。我也不会吃那条在你的新面包机里的肉桂葡萄面包！你知道为什么么？！
Chandler: Probably because...
可能是因为......
Joey: Because it's all tainted with your betrayal. From now on this apartment is empty for me! And I'm not happy about you either.
因为那些都因你的背叛行为而染上了污点！从现在起，我不会用你买的任何东西！而且也不会跟你一起玩了！
Joey: Oh, and just so you know, I made that bread for you.
哦，得让你知道，我是为你做得那个面包！
Phoebe: Oh my God, he's lost it. He's totally lost it.
哦天哪，他江郎才尽了，他的灵气荡然无存！
Monica: What?
什么？
Rachel: Phoebe, this's music that cannot get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.
菲比，他的音乐本来就没有可取之处。地下室的老鼠们听了他的音乐都在上吊寻死！
Ross: Thank you, thanks. Yeah, I lost it. You know, I'm not gonna play anymore, would you, can you finish my set?
谢谢，谢谢。是的，我才思枯竭了。我不会再演奏了，你能，你能继续演奏下去么？
Phoebe: After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help. Yeah!
在此之后？当然！哦不，我是说如果我可以帮忙的话。
Ross: Yeah, like I could lose it.
呃，好像我真的没灵感了似的。
Rachel: What?
什么？
Ross: I played bad on purpose guys.
我是有意演奏得佷差！
Monica: Ok, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.
是么？你这段时间一直是故意弹得这么难听呀？
Ross: Yeah-no, just that last song.
不，只有刚才那首。