Ah, true love
is there anything more intoxicating?
So, how do we go from vowing
to spend the rest of our lives together
What makes us fantasise about doing
the most horrific things
to the ones we once pledged our undying love?
做出非常 非常 非常恐怖的事情来
Terrible, awful things.
- 行了 - 一百七十八公分
- There. - Five foot, ten inches.
As usual, I have to do everything myself...
Evil, wicked, nasty things.
What could motivate such diabolical thoughts?
Jack and Hillary are former soul mates
who have decided to consciously uncouple.
He used to be a romantic.
He'd bring me tea in bed, buy me flowers.
Do you remember the time
you filled the bath with champagne?
You did it once and never did it again!
That bath cost me £4,000.
I'm a developer, not Dr fucking Dre.
德瑞医生(Dr. Dre) 著名嘻哈饶舌歌♥手 也是最有钱艺人之一
You just stopped trying to woo me, Jack.
- 我需要被宠爱 - 我曾经
- I need to be wooed. - I wooed
the shit out of you, Hillary,
but that was then.
Now we've got kids and bills to pay.
"Oh, hello, The Bank.
Yes, I realise I haven't paid my mortgage,
"it's just my wife needed to sit naked
路易王妃水晶香槟(Louis Roederer Cristal) 高档香槟酒
in a tub of Cristal."
He spent more time at work than he did with me.
she had to have the best of everything.
Do you have a Japanese toilet
that plays Mozart and says,"Konichiwa!"?
- 我们家有 - 你让我们的爱情枯萎了 杰克
- We do. - You let our love die, Jack.
- 我很孤单 - 你孤单个鬼啊
- I was lonely. - How could you be lonely?
You were too busy
fucking a client I'd built a house for.
He paid attention to me. Plus he had a private jet.
What was I supposed to say? No?
How about, "I already have a husband"?
Have you ever seen the inside of a private jet?
It would turn anyone's head.
You want your head turning, Hillary?
I can turn your head for you.
You just try!
It was one measly eight-month indiscretion.
Let it go!
One? What about our dentist?
What about Max's clarinet teacher?
I've been diagnosed with sexual addiction,
it's a disease,
I suffer in silence.
That's because your mouth is always full of dick!
I hereby grant
the motion to dissolve the marriage of
Jack and Hillary Taylor, effective immediately.
If not sooner.
Maybe I could've bought you flowers once in a while.
And I could've said thank you for working so hard
instead of resenting you for it.
好了吗 亲爱的 车就停在外面
All done, darling? Car's out front.
Seriously? You brought a date to our divorce?
I can't wallow in sadness forever,
I've got a life to live.
Not if I've got any say in the matter.
You want a piece of this?
Why not? Everybody else has!
Get them out of my court!
But times moves on, and people do, too...
Will you marry me?
... in their own way.
You grab this, Dad.
Why the hell would someone keep books
they didn't like?
Because somebody still worked hard
writing them, George.
It's just as difficult
to write a bad book as a good one.
That sounds like something a bad writer would say.
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Hey, Max, your drama club is doing Billy Elliott?
That's so cool!
I'll be there.
- What? - Oh...
You don't have to go to that rubbish.
I want to go to that rubbish.
Have you ever been to a school play?
They are boring.
- 快帮腔 马克斯 - 没错 超烂的
- Back me up, Max. - Yeah, they're pretty awful.
And I've got a really small part.
I'm a disillusioned coalminer.
I saw a rehearsal.
I was rooting for the mine to cave in.
What is going on?
Are you embarrassed to have me there?
Is it because I'm American?
不 不是的 我真的很欢迎你...
No, no! I really like you...
- 只除了那件事 - 莎拉是大人了
- in spite of that. - Sarah's a big girl.
Just tell her the truth.
Mum's going to be there.
好吧 很好 这样我们终于有机会见面了
Oh. OK. Great. So, we can finally meet.
- 又怎么了 - 我爸我妈
- What?! - Mum and Dad
are like a honey badger and a cobra.
Individually, they're awesome,
but you wouldn't want to sit
between them at a school play.
But your mum and I both
love you very much, that's what counts.
Have some money.
You don't have to buy our love, Dad.
Ssh. It makes him feel good.
I respected your
wish to keep things low-key with Hillary
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