哟哟哟 我拿枪指靴 愣了
Yo yo yo I pointed my gun in the boots just froze
我一枪打他 死了
I blasted him dead
然后回我马子 身边
and then it's back to my hoes
糟了 我想我们被困这了 马布尔小姐
poops I think we're stuck here Miss Marble
狗狗天堂
不 你不知道
no you don't know
你怎么啥都不说呢 她们冲你笑了
why didn't you say anything they smiled at you
就问问她们去哪
just ask them where to go
有种些
grow some balls
噢 我的天呐
oh my God
我
I'm
你杀了我的狗
you killed my dog
真对不起
so sorry
你这坨大屎蛋
you big pile of doo doo
不 等下
no wait
噢 我的天呐
oh my God
我死了
I'm dead
你可以不用打了 婊♥子♥ 我死了
you can stop shooting bitch I'm dead
哈啰
hello
噢
oh
是你呀
it's you
你是怎么
how did you
噢
oh
对不起
sorry
那时有女孩和
there were these girls and
我
I
你想要这个吗
you want this
哈啰
hello
有人能听到我吗
anyone hear me
我不该在这儿的
I don't belong here
这到底是怎么回事 我是在天堂吗
what the hell is going on here am I in heaven
噢 我的天呐 我在狗的天堂
oh my God I'm in dog heaven
我在狗的天堂
I'm in dog heaven
滚
scram
从这出去 下去
out of here huh down
沙发是给人的
couches are for humans
你在这儿吃啥呀 兄弟
what you got there buddy huh
我好久没吃东西了
I haven't eaten in a while
你介意我一起吗
you mind if I get in
我只是开个玩笑的啦 我不会的啦
I'm just kidding I don't
噢 我开玩笑的 我怎么会吃狗
oh I'm kidding how did my ate dog
好咸呐
salty
嗨 小狗
hi puppy
这是你的沙发吗
is this your couch
抱歉 我
sorry I
不能随便躺在别人的沙发
can't just go around lying on people's couches without
在没核实谁是沙发的主人的情况下
checking who owns them
我会从你这儿离开的
I'll get out of your way
你很舒服
you're comfortable
耶
yeah
几乎感觉很不错
almost feels nice
呃
um
你是怎么把我裤子脱了的
how did you get my pants off
噢 天呐 噢 不 不
oh God oh no no
那个 你不可以
that's one you can't
这是违法的
this is illegal
这真的不对
this is really not right
我看到了贵宾犬
I saw poodle
在后面
back there
她才是和你一起的
she was your time
停下
stop
我就
I just
感觉脏了
feel dirty
你知道吗
you know
真的脏了
really dirty
不过 他能把我的皮带解下来 我倒还是很佩服的
I am impressed that he got my belt off though
在没有对生拇指的情况下
without opposable thumbs
但 呃 这就是错的
but uh it was just wrong
从圣经的角度来看 这是错的
in biblical ways it was wrong
尼尔·萨姆森
Neil Samson
请到DMV 12 号♥窗口报到
please report to the Window 12 of the DMV
我重复一遍
I repeat
尼尔·萨姆森请到DMV 谢谢
Neil Samson to the DMV thank you
尼尔·萨姆森
Neil Sampson
那是我
that's me
DMV(车管所) 天哪 那些混♥蛋♥到哪儿都能找到你
DMV Jesus those bastards will find you anywhere
我该怎么
what do I
不好意思
excuse me
请从门进 先生
please use the door sir
已故凡人志愿者
我被告知要来这里
I was told to come here
请退后 先生
please stand back sir
然后等待叫到你的名字
and wait for your name to be called
尼尔·萨姆森
Neil Sampson
嗯 是我
yeah that's me
好 你有什么问题吗
okay what's your problem
不好意思
excuse me
我们抱怨不断 扰乱了第 4 区的秩序
we been complaining a lot and disrupting Sector 4
有什么问题吗?
what's the issue
问题
the issue
好啊 让我们来看看
well let's see
问题是我一直在吃狗粮
the issue is that I've been eating dog food
我一直和狗混在一起 和狗说话
I've been hanging out with dogs talking to dogs
我见过狗做了人不该见的事
I've seen dogs do things no human should see
从好的方面来说
on the plus side
我已经学会了怎么不强拉着脖子舔我的蛋蛋
I've Learned how to lick my balls without straining my neck
直到最近 呃
until recently
一条大狗把我当成
a large dog used me like a
太伤了
it hurts
这有什么问题吗
is there a problem with that
嗯 是的
uh yeah
我不是条狗
I'm not a dog
嗯 我没法确认那点这点
yeah I can't confirm that
真的吗 你没法确认
really you can't confirm it
我得向人类资源部核实一下
I'm gonna have to check with human resources
来确认这点 先生
to confirm that sir
不能就看着我说嘿 那不是条狗
can't just look at me and say hey that's not a dog
那是个
that's a
嘿 萨迪 是我
hey Sadie it's me
听着 我有个尼尔·萨姆森在这儿
listen I've got a Neil Samson here
对 是狗还是不是
yeah dog or not
嗯哼 嗯哼
uh huh uh huh
好 有道理
okay fair enough
那我们周五桥牌游戏见
so I'll see you for the bridge game on Friday
嗯嗯 好的 我会带伏特加来的 好 谢啦
mm hmm yeah I'll bring the vodka okay thanks
好吧 那么事实证明你不是条狗
okay so as it turns out you were not a dog
这是个笔误
it was a clerical error
你被归入到了错的批处理组 被归入到了 "腰背车 "组
you were put into the wrong batch group as recumbents
我们会送你回去的
we're gonna send you back
送我回去
sending me back
别让我重复一遍 下一位
don't make me repeat myself next
你差点杀了马布尔小姐
you almost killed Miss Marble
嗯 我很抱歉
yeah I'm sorry
我很
I am
你得更小心点
you have to be more careful
马布尔小姐
Miss Marble
我差点杀了她
I almost killed her
你需要搭便车吗
do you need a ride anywhere
你再也找不到像你这样的绅士了
you don't find gentlemen like you anymore
是我的父母 他们很好地培养了我
it's my parents they did a great job of raising me
你知道吗
you know
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