真爱如血（2008）
True Blood S01E01
Part 1
Nov. 9, 2020, 10:31 p.m.
你搞什么鬼
What the hell are you doing?
我有点闷
Heh. I'm bored.
你倒闷得挺快
You get bored pretty easily.
只有跟你在一起才快 宝贝儿
Only with you, darling.
妈的 吸血鬼 停车
Holy shit, v. stop.
本店出♥售♥人造血
We have tre blood
我们是守法公民 依法纳税
We're citizens. we pay taxes.
我们应该和平常人一样 享有基本公民权利
We deserve basic civil rights, just like everyone else.
话虽如此 但是
Yeah, but-- I mean, come on.
你们族人的历史不太光彩吧
Doesn't your race have a rather sordid
靠吸食人类的血液为生
History or exploiting and feeding off innocent people?
长达数个世纪
For centuries?
三点
Three points.
首先 拿出你的论据来
Number one, show me documentation.
根本是无中生有
It doesn't exist.
其次 难道你们人类就没做过见不得光的事吗
Number two, doesn't your race have a history of exploitation?
我们从不奴役他人 不放债 不打核战争
We never owned slaves, bill, or detonated nuclear weapons.
第三点 也是最重要的一点
And most importantly, point number three,
日本科学家已经研发出完善的人造血
Now that the japanese have perfected synthetic blood which satisfies
满足我们所需的各种营养
All of our nutritional needs
所以你们无须害怕我们
There is no reason for anyone to fear us.
我可以跟你保证 我们族群中的每个人
I can assure you that every member of our
现在都以喝人造血为生
Community is now drinking synthetic blood.
所以我们才勇于公开身份
That's why we decided to make our existence known.
我们只是想成为主流社会的一员
We just wanna be part of mainstream society.
你这里有人造血卖♥♥吧
Y'all have tru blood.
要货真价实哦
For real.
你这有吸血鬼吗
You get vamps in here?
没想到路易斯安那州也会有
I didn't even think we had any in louisiana.
你不知道新奥尔良是吸血鬼圣地吗
You didn't know that new orleans is a mecca for the vampire?
开玩笑吧? 新奥尔良市?
Seriously? I mean, new orleans?
在卡特里娜飓风之后
Even after katrina?
他们不都淹死了吗
Didn't they all drown?
吸血鬼根本淹不死
Vampires cannot drown.
因为我们压根儿不呼吸
Because we do not breathe.
老兄 我们没有恶意
Dude, no harm intended.
我们只是有点喝多了
We're just a little drunk.
很好 我可以拿你们开开胃
Nice. I could use a cocktail.
得分
Score.
看把你们吓得
I totally had you guys.
一点不好笑
That wasn't funny.
有趣极了
Yeah, it was.
不 凯丽 其实还蛮有趣的
No, kelly, that was pretty funny.
我可不觉得有什么可笑的
I didn't think it was funny.
什么 我们才不管你怎么想呢
What? well, we don't care what you think.
老兄 知道哪有卖♥♥吸血鬼的血汁吗
Dude, you know where we can score any v-juice?
布拉德 你真恶心
Gross. brad, no.
你想要多少
How much you need?
我认识一女孩 她认识的一个女孩去希腊的时候喝了这玩意儿
I knew a girl who knew this girl, who did vamp blood during greek week.
然后她把自己整张脸都抓得血肉模糊
She, like, clawed her own face off.
我说真的 我付得起钱
Seriously, I can pay good money.
得了吧 你们俩还是走吧
Okay. you two need to leave.
干♥你♥屁事儿 少多管闲事 乡巴佬
All right. fuck you, billy bob.
干我?
Fuck me?
是我要干♥你♥ 小子
I'll fuck you, boy.
然后我他妈的还可以吃了你
I'll fuck you, and then I'll eat you.
下次再敢假扮吸血鬼
You ever pretend to be one of us again
我就杀了你
and I'll kill you.
听清楚了吗
Got it?
玩得开心点
Have a nice day, now.
约翰 看那条鲶鱼
John, check the catfish.
宝贝 谢谢
Thank you, baby.
要知道爸爸最疼你了
You know daddy loves you.
-比尔 我就在这里坐 -我自己来就行
Bill, I'm sittin' down here, okay? I'm by myself.
耶稣基♥督♥啊 今晚我就小喝一杯啤酒
Just let me have just one beer tonight, jesus.
只是一杯啤酒就好
One beer, that's all I need.
如果您赐我力量
And if you just give me the strength
今晚不喝第二杯的话
to say no to beer number two,
我发誓
Then I swear...
别痴心妄想了 先生 不行
Without a second thought, no, sir,
经过昨夜销魂之后
Don't you dare gripe about me eatin' fries.
看你还敢不敢抱怨我吃太多薯条
Not after what I did for you last night in the bedroom.
虽然昨晚颇为恶心
Which, by the way, was disgusting.
但我倒还是乐在其中
Although I kind of enjoyed it.
来这的都一些什么人啊 这播的是什么烂歌♥啊
Who are these people and what the hell is this music?
感觉就像置身在土海♥洛♥因♥的噩梦之中
I feel like I'm trapped in some hillbilly's oxycontin nightmare.
天啊 我实在不能再呆在这个猥琐的地方了
Man, I cannot wait to get the hell out of this podunk town.
下定决心就放手去做吧
Well, make sure you do, and before it's too late,
犹豫的时间越长 就越深陷其中
Because every year you wait, you just get more and more stuck here.
听我的 我是过来人
Believe me, I know.
她怎么知道我在想什么
How'd she know what I was thinking?
真神了 她能读懂我的心思吗
That's weird. did she hear my thoughts?
我想出声来了吗
Am I thinking out loud?
我去给你们拿些蕃茄酱来
I'll get y'all some ketchup.
见鬼 我父母...
Shit, did my parents...
我不知道 但是我不会上厕所的
I don't know, but I'm not gonna pee.
也许我会尿裤子
I'll probably pee in my pants...
欢迎光临 超级省钱超♥市♥
Welcome to super sav-a-bunch.
你好 我想买♥♥半透明厚塑胶帘子
Hi. I'm looking for that thick, translucent plastic sheeting.
挂在冷库门上的那种
The kind they hang in front of the doors of walk-in refrigerators.
我们这里不卖♥♥那个
Um, we don't sell that here.
你可以到家具店去问问
You could try home depot.
去过了 他们说这儿有
I tried them already. they sent me here.
真不敢相信你们竟然不卖♥♥
Oh... now, I cannot believe you don't have that stuff.
我连那东西的名字也说不上来
Oh, I don't even know what it's called.
抱歉
Sorry.
可是这里不是应有尽有吗
But you're supposed to have everything.
连你也不知道那是什么 我们怎么会有卖♥♥
Well, we don't have that stuff, that you don't even know what it's called.
你们网站明明说了
Your website says that this is the
这里是附近最大型的货仓商场
Most well-stocked store in five parishes.
我从马斯维亚开了一个小时的车赶来
Now, I just drove over an hour from marthaville-- uh-huh.
我们的网站上有店里的电♥话♥吗
Does our website have a phone number?
-应该有 但是... -难道你从来没有想过
Well, I suppose it does, but-- so it never occurred to you,
在你风尘仆仆地赶过来之前 给我们打个电♥话♥
Before you drove an hour, to pick up the phone and call us,
看看我们有没有你想要的那个鬼东西
To see if we stocked whatever the hell it is that you're looking for?
如果你们能把商品分类...
I think that if a business chooses to classify itself as--
为什么你不在网上订购 让我们送货上门
why didn't you just find it online and have it delivered to your house?
还是你想出来溜达溜达 秀秀你这身土衣服
Or were you just looking for an excuse to wear them ugly-ass clothes?
我要和你们的经理谈谈
I would like to speak to your manager.
好的
Fine.
威伦
Waylon!
看着吧 你想让我饭碗不保 没门
Trust me, you are not gettin' me fired.
老娘不干了
I am quittin'.
不过我倒要感谢你 你个他妈的多事儿婆
You were just the fuckin' catalyst, and for that, I ought to thank you.
你真是个相当粗鲁的年轻姑娘
You are a very rude young woman.
这不是没教养 这叫尊严
Oh, this ain't rude. this is uppity.
这巴掌因为你楷我油
That's for pattin' my ass too much.
我这就去把我那刚出狱的孩子他爸找来
I'm-a get my baby daddy, who just got out of prison,
打爆你两颗门牙
To come and kick your teeth in.
-天啊 泰拉 别这样 -我的天啊
Jesus, tara. please don't do any-- oh, my god.
我又没当真 你这可悲的种族主义者
I'm not serious, you pathetic racist.
我还没生过孩子呢
I don't have a baby.
奶奶的
Damn.
知道你们智商都不高
I know y'all have to be stupid
但是也不至于那么蠢吧
But do you have to be that stupid?
妈的 死工作见鬼吧
Shit. fuck this job.
晚上好 马洛特餐厅
Evening. merlotte's.
好啊 泰拉
Hey, tara.
是的 她就在旁边
Yeah, she's right here.
山姆 真抱歉
I'm so sorry, sam.
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