六拳一气（2019）

做得好
You did good.
很好
Bueno.
你是我们的一分子了
You're one of us now.
她的一分子了
One of hers.
你是属于死神的
You belong to Santa Nucifera,
你必须达成她的愿望
and you must honor her wishes
完成交易
to seal the deal.
我需要做什麽？
W-What do I do?
向她祈祷
Say a prayer to her.
张开嘴巴
Now, open your mouth.
杀了他
Kill him.
这样是正常的吗？
Uh... Was that supposed to happen?
把他带回来
Bring him back to me.
我答应认罪
I promise to confess my sins,
真心忏悔并不再作恶
do my penance and not sin again.
奉耶稣的名，阿门
In Jesus' name, amen.
喂，笨蛋！
Hey! Cabrón!
站住，小偷！
Stop, thief!
哈利路亚，总算有人犯罪了
Hallelujah! A crime!
喂，站住！
Hey! Stop!
喝！
Boo.
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别乱来，流氓！
Cut it out, hooligan!
睡著的人等著被整
Sleepers get stupefied!
胡言乱语
That makes no sense,
你说话总是这样乱七八糟的
like everything
that comes out of your mouth.
先生
You, mister,
你知道我们会怎麽处置间谍吗？
you know what we do to spies?
我不是间谍
I'm not a spy.
你知道我们会怎麽处置骗子吗？
You know what we do to liars?
好吧，我是间谍！
OK, OK! I'm a spy! I'm a spy!
骗子
Liar.
但我不是别人的间谍，我是自己好奇
But not for nobody else. Just me.
你好，我呢，叫伊莎贝拉
Well, "me," I'm Isabela.
那个在吸气的大肚男叫黑素斯
The panzón sucking air
over there is Jesus.
我肺活量很大
I suck so much air.
那麽你是？
And you are?
我叫多明哥
My name is Domingo.
我一直在观察你们
我想加入你们的武术学校
I been watching you.
I want to join your fighting school.
我想接受跟你们同样的训练
I want to train like you.
真好笑，小不点
Good one, frijolito.
你回家去吧
Go on home.
我没有家
Ain't got none.
这不是我们能决定的，黑素斯
It's not our call, Jesus.
那我们就去问问看师♥父♥
So, let's hear what Sifu says.
耐心
Patience.
想想水
Remember water.
无为
Wu wei.
轻柔似雨，勿当骇浪
Be the gentle rain, not the angry wave.
柔即是刚
What is soft is strong.
放下愤怒
Let go of anger.
这中国兰跟药酒混在一起时
This Chinese orchid holds much medicine
就会变成很强的药
when mixed with this special jow.
真是浪费
Jow's such a waste.
那麽多酒却不能喝
All that booze
and you can't drink any of it.
加入水和仙人掌
Add water and cactus
做成膏药，帮哥哥敷在螫伤处
and make a paste
for your brother's stings.
对了
Oh, yeah. Uh...
那个小子他…
About the kid, he's um...
因为我们觉得…
Because we thought...
或许…他…我们…
You know, maybe, you see, that he...
That is, we...
黑素斯，你摘完晚餐的水果了吗？
Jesus, have you gathered
the fruit for dinner?
这还用问？
Have I?
这还用问？
Have I?
还没，我等一下就去
No.
But I will.
等一下
Soon.
现在吗？
Now?
好
OK.
我马上去
I'll go.
天啊，无言真不擅长对付蜜蜂
Man,
Silencio is not good at bees.
怎麽有人会叫这种名字？
What kind of name is Silencio?
他是哑巴
A silent one.
你叫什麽名字？
What is your name?
多明哥
Huh? Uh... Domingo.
意思是星期天
It-It means Sunday.
Hmm.
我一直在观察你们
I've been watching you!
我是说，你懂的
Uh... I mean, you know that.
你们所有人，我想…
All of you. I want...
有些人认为
星期天是一个星期的第一天
Some see Sunday as
the first day of the week.
有些人认为最后一天
Others say it is the last.
你觉得呢？
What do you say?
我不知道
Uh... I don't know.
我想要当第一
I want to be the first.
还是我想要当最后呢？
Or do I want to be the last?
我应该要当哪一个？
Which one should I be?
这问题很有趣
An interesting question.
或许在将来的某天
Perhaps, one day,
你会找到最有意思的答案
you will find a most interesting answer.
我真搞不懂
I-I don't get it.
往下压、往上拉
这裡什麽东西都有问题
Push the handle down, lift the handle up.
Nothing here works like it's supposed to.
为什麽每次都叫我摘水果？
Why do I always have to pick the fruits?
“请去摘水果，胖子”
"Oh, please go pick the fruits, fat boy."
他到底知不知道
Does he have any idea
我这麽胖要爬高有多难？
how hard my belly makes climbing?
非常难
It makes it hard!
把我当奴隶
Treat me like a slave.
我根本就不喜欢芒果
I don't even like mangoes.
（龙舌兰）
我都忘了你了
I forgot about you.
是时候…恶搞一下了
Time to get... stupefied.
你觉得那个小子怎麽样？
So, what do you think
about the kid?
我知道我们已经有够多人要养了
I know we have enough mouths
to feed, but...
但师♥父♥收留了我们，给了我们一个家
Sifu took us in, gave us a home.
或许我们可以回报这份恩情
Maybe we can return the favor.
天啊
Damn.
抱歉
Sorry.
我好像是太饿了
I guess I was hungry.
很好吃，对吧？
It's good, huh?
多明哥，你找到那问题的答案了吗？
So, Domingo,
have you found an answer to your question?
应该是没有
I don't think so.
我是觉得
I mean,
有很多星期天，对吧？
there are lots of Sundays, aren't there?
所以要看是什麽时候开始
So, it depends where you come in,
无论是第一天或最后一天
whether it's the first day or the last,
或是中间的某一天
or just some day in between.
第一和最后的意义
并不是我们所想的那样，对吧？
First and last don't really mean
what we think they do, do they?
所以真正的问题并不是
“我是第一还是最后？”
So, the question isn't,
"Am I first or last?",
而是…
it's...
而是…
it's...
我还不知道是什麽
I guess