恋爱关系（2018）

咱俩第一次约会 你知道 我对你是什么印象吗？
First time we hung out, what did I think of you?
嗯
Yeah.
那是什么时候 那是…
When was that, was that the night that...
你别闹啊
Come on, you're kidding.
记得我去威洛那里的一间公♥寓♥
Remember I brought Willow over to that apartment...
你和马特在东村？
you and Matt had in the East Village?
是的 当然 我记得
Yes, of course, I remember.
我记得 你那时候特别性感
Let's see, I thought that you were really hot...
我总感觉 我在睡梦中你会谋杀了我这个混♥蛋♥想法
but also that you may murder me in my sleep one day.
闭嘴吧你
Shut up.
你要放一个茶包还是两个？
You want one tea bag or two?
就我这样？你就觉得我很性感？
That's it? You just... you thought I was hot?
是啊 我也根没被你赤身诱惑过
Yeah, I mean, I had never seen you naked before.
那是一个美好的夜晚
That was a great night.
我他妈的想念纽约了
I fucking miss New York.
我们在那快活的时候 你竟然给我想念纽约
When we were there, you missed L.A.
我记得那天晚上看着你…
Okay, I remember looking at you that night...
觉得你跟其他人都不一样
and thinking you weren't like anyone I'd ever met before.
我觉得你很特别
I thought that you were very special.
你要蜂蜜吗？
Do you want honey?
一个茶包行吗 亲爱的
One tea bag and yeah, honey.
你难道都不问问我吗？
Aren't you gonna ask me what I thought?
哦 是的 当然
Oh, yeah, sure.
没关系
Never mind.
好的 这是你的茶
Okay, here's your tea.
你真的得把这张沙发扔掉了
You really need to get rid of this couch.
我才不干 我很喜欢这个的
I can't do that, I'm sorry. I like it too much.
它都旧了 我一点也不喜欢
Well, it's old and it's disgusting...
即使是善意 你也会果断拒绝了
and even Goodwill would reject it at this point.
所以 到了你该承担责任的时候了
So, I think it's time for you to take it upon yourself...
你想要我做什么就做什么 在一天中的任何时候？
To just do whatever you want me to, at all times of the day?
麻烦你了
Please.
让我看看你
Look at you.
-等等 停 停 -怎么了？
- Wait, stop, stop! - What?
-我的阴♥道♥环好像掉了 -什么？
- I think my Nuva Ring fell out. - What?
（注：阴♥道♥环是妇女自己就可以轻松将其置入阴♥部♥ 每月置入一次 就不需要采取其他避孕措施了）
我感觉不到它在里面
Now I don't feel like it's in there.
你能感觉的到吗？
You can feel that?
它看起来像什么？
What does it look like?
就像一个发光的手镯
Like a glow bracelet.
找不到了
It's not in the hat.
怎么办呢？
Is that it?
你知道HBOGO吗？
You know what's on HBOGo?
（注：HBOGO是美国付费电视台 会有大尺度或者R级影片 以及体育赛事）
什么？
What?
史蒂芬霍金的电影
The Stephen Hawking movie.
我们看些做♥爱♥的电影 你想看吗？
We were just like... fucking. You want to watch that?
不好吧
I don't feel good.
-等等 我只是 … -拜托嘛？
- Wait, I just... - Please?
这个时候你让我去定影片 算了吧
I can't go from almost fucking to Hawking, I just can't.
你可以的
You can.
看在你生病的份上
Only 'cause you're sick.
妈的 现在几点了？
Shit, what time is it?
马蒂在外面 我跟她说和我们一起去马里布
Matty's out front, I told him he could ride with us to Malibu.
我们真得给他找个女朋友
We really need to find him a girlfriend.
你表妹怎么样？
How about your cousin?
威拉？她会像螳螂一样把他吃掉的
Willa? She'd eat him up like a praying mantis.
嗨 你在家吗？
Hi, are you at mine?
嘿 我到了 给我开门
Hey, I made it! Let me in.
我在欧文家睡的 抱歉
I slept at Owen's actually, sorry!
但我在花盆下给你留了把钥匙
But I left you a key under the flower pot.
我们很快就要走了 在马里布见面吧
We're leaving soon, so just meet us in Malibu.
哦 嗯
Oh, uh...
-哦 对不起 -谢谢
- Oh, sorry, child lock. - Thank you.
等等 等等 看看你这
Hold on, hold on. Here you go.
-有什么东西吗？-是的
- What was it too many? - Yeah.
-好了 -好了 走吧
- It's good. - Well, now.
一定要在威拉来之前给捯饬立立整整的
Gotta get you some sun before Willa gets here, you know?
你看起来像蒂尔达斯温顿
You look like Tilda Swinton.
-你要来点吗？ -不要
- Do you want some? - No, I don't.
-我不喜欢 -这多好啊
- I don't like it. - It's so good.
太恶心了 每个人都用手伸进去拿
It's gross, everyone puts their hands in there.
-但这是好东西 - 太脏了
- But it's the good stuff. - No, it's not.
全在你的牙齿里
It's all in your teeth.
那么你那个性感的表妹什么时候到
So when is your hot cousin get here?
她只是搬到我这里来
Okay, no, she literally just moved here.
不要打她的主意 不然有你好果子吃
Do not pull a Matt on her, it will not end well for you.
-她很性感 -她很性感
- She's hot. - She is hot.
她会来的 对吧？
And she's coming, right?
是啊 她打优步过来了 你开心吗？
Yeah, she's in an Uber, you happy?
（注：优步一个可以打车的软件 类似于滴滴）
-哈莉 最近怎么样 ？-哦 嗨
- Hallie, what's up? - Oh, hi.
很高兴你们能来 想喝杯啤酒吗？
Glad you guys made it, would you like a beer?
好的 谢谢
Yeah, thanks.
我想要一个 谢谢
I'd love one, thanks.
老实说 我他妈的要尿尿了
Honestly, I gotta fucking pee so bad...
我打赌你在我之前就会憋不住尿？
Wanna bet you break the seal before I do?
如果你赢了 我就说服哈莉和你谈谈
If you win, I'll convince Hallie to talk you up with Willa.
如果我赢了 你得给我你的 Bang Bros密♥码♥
If I win... you have to give me your Bang Bros password.
（注： Bang Bros是色♥情♥网♥站♥）
-成交 -成交
- Deal. - Done.
你真是个幸运儿 你知道吗？
You are one lucky fuck, you know that?
-什么？-我只是说放轻松
- What? - I'm just saying you're free.
放轻松 我希望你放轻松
You're free! I wish I was.
希望我放轻松？好吧 该死的...
You wish you were free? All right, fucking Ted Nugent...
你想知道我是怎么放松的吗?
well, you wanna know what I do with my freedom?
昨天晚上 我吃了一整只烤鸡
Last night, I ate an entire rotisserie chicken...
拉肚子也拉了12次
and diarrhea'd like 12 times.
我只睡了三个小时 可想而知我的腹泻多严重
I only had three hours sleep, 'cause I had such bad diarrhea.
-嗯嗯 -哈 -嗨
- Uh-huh, uh-huh. - Hi.
-我爱你-什么意思？
- I love you. - What was that?
-什么？-你们在干什么？
- What? - What were you guys doing?
-你玩疯了 -为什么？你觉得他很上镜吗？
- Don't be crazy. - Why, you think he's photogenic?
妈的 我输了 憋不住了
Oh, fuck, this, I lose.
老实说 你让我在朋友面前有点难堪
Honestly, you embarrass me in front of my friends.
他不喜欢做什么事 也不爱玩 就在享受那个氛围
He's not like doing anything, stop being crazy and have fun.
哦 我的天啊 我的天哪
Oh my God! Oh my God!
哦 天哪 我很抱歉 威拉
Oh my God! I'm so sorry, Willa.
你怎么知道我的名字？
Wait, how do you know my name?
我们已经见过好几次了
Oh, we've met... several times.
我是欧文最好的朋友 马特
I'm Owen's best friend, Matt.
妈的 真抱歉
Oh, yeah, shit, sorry.
我记性不好 又有点脸盲
I'm just really bad with names and faces.
-所以...？ -我想
- So, like, people? - I guess.
现在我们互相认识了
Now we really know each other.
-你好 -你好 宝贝
- Hi. - Hi, babe.
你们见面的方式 也太吊了吧
Look at us, just "meeting up." So casual.
别闹 别闹
Stop, stop.
明亮的灯光感觉很好
♪ Bright lights feel alright ♪
我今晚还会再见到她的
♪ I'm gonna see her again tonight ♪
但当我看到你我想离开
♪ But then I see you and I wanna go ♪
在海滩温暖的地方
♪ Where the beach is warm ♪
我不会被刺痛 也不会被我激怒
♪ And I won't get stung And I won't get stormed by ♪
关于你的记忆
♪ Memories of you ♪
宝贝就是你的感觉
♪ Baby is this how you feel ♪
我想知道你是怎么想的
♪ I wanna know wanna know Is this how you feel ♪
我想知道你是怎么想的
♪ I wanna know wanna know Is this how you feel ♪
我想知道的是你是怎么想的宝贝
♪ I wanna know wanna know Is this how you feel baby ♪
这就是你的感觉 就是你的感觉宝贝
♪ Is this how you feel Is this how you feel baby ♪
嘿 你为什么表现的这么奇怪？
Hey, hey... why are you acting so weird?
我很好 我们还是快点回家吧
I'm fine. Maybe let's just go home soon.
你不想看烟火
You don't wanna watch the fireworks...